And its about time I made a start on this one! Probery one of the best me and Meeks have done, Anyways the summery proberly sucked when you first clicked on it so I apoilges for that (Stupid spelling!) Anyways, I hope you like this one, I do, but hey I'm writting it :D
- Oh I will say this again, this has nothing to do with the Book 'The Three Musketeers' nor is it a pardoy of it just happens to have musketeers metioned in it and so we called it this :D Just letting ya know
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Kingdom Hearts or Zelda in anyway what-so-ever! They belong to SquareEnix (KH) and Nintendo (Z) I don't own any Characters and Blah Blah Blah :D Ok I'm done On with fic!
The Three Musketeers
Chapter I - So It Begins or something like that
Story by Meeko
Written by Xiao Tanaka
One upon time...in some Kingdom far away (You can see where this is going can't you) there lived three people named Sora, a boy, Donald, a duck and Goofy, a dog. They worked at the Castle of Tylonshire. They were all friends, of course, and they all dreamed of becoming Musketeers, but they all had problems that stopped them. Donald was a Coward, Goofy was stupid and Sora was under-age (Well he was 14) King Link didn't parlicer like them anyways so that didn't help. They worked as toliet cleaners for this King and for ages they kept on dreaming-- Until one day...
One day, the cool, the happy and the un-happy were busy doing there job of cleaning the toilets. Sora stopped his work and sighed, his friends Donald and Goofy went to his side;
"This blows" he mummbled
"No kidden" commented Donald
Goofy thought for a bit before asking "Why are we here?"
"Because we are poor peasents who need a job!" snapped Donald
Sora rolled his eyes "But Still..." he started, then gave a grin "I wish I was a Musketeer!"
"Me too!" added Goofy
Donald gave a smile (for the first time proberly ever!) "Well I..." he started, Sora and Goofy smiled back at him
"Don't!"
The smiled left the others faces "Bu-- Why?" asked Sora, finally
"Its Impossible! Who I mean who would acuatly want us as muskateers!" shouted the duck "Sora your underage, Goofy your too stupid and I'm a coward!" he finished
Goofy frowned a bit "Donald! Were's your faith! Did ya lose it somewhere?" he asked
"I didn't lose it; I sold it on E-bay" Donald answered
"But!" protested Sora
Donald pointed a feathery finger at Sora, which cut him off "But me no Buts!"
"Hoo-rah, lets do our daily forture!" Goofy exclaimed, Donald and Sora stared at him "oh god..." groaned Donald, holding his head in his hands
Goofy proceeded to pull out a fourte teller machine, he puts 50p in and pulls the lever on it, the machine rattles and jumps around a bit, then a bit of paper comes out. Goofy grabbed it and read it outloud "And its says 'Your Fortunes will change'" he stopped reading and looked up "That sounds good!"
"Yep" Sora agreed
Donald rolled his eyes and made for the door "Great well if it does come and get me" Donald was about to leave but then the door opened and flattened Donald againest the wall
"The King Wants you!" said the servant
Sora jumped into the air "Hurrah!" he exclaimed
"Maybe our luck is finally changing" Goofy said
A muffled sound came from the door, it sounded like "Yeah, Great, Yeah..."
In the Throne Room, the trio were set before King Link and his Queen, Zelda
"Ya called?" asked Sora, a little rudely
King Link looked at them "Don't Stand too close" he said and then added "You stink!"
"What a surprise..." mumbled Donald
"What do you want, your highness?" asked Goofy
King Link sighed sadly "My Poor Princess Kairi has been Kidnapped..."
"Aww too bad!" Donald said
Queen Zelda took over the conversation "And we want you to find her for us"
"So what do we get for it? Nothing?" Sora snorted
The Queen smiled "You shall be Muskateers"
"WHAT!" cried Sora
"WHAT" exclaimed Donald
"What?" asked Goofy "I could hear you then?"
Even the King said a little surprised "What?" The Queen contuied "Yes, because you will travel to different lands, fight enimes if so and find our missing child"
"But--" protested King Link
Queen Zelda gave a glare "No buts!"
"But they're insanse" whispered King Link to his wife "So be it" his wife whispered back
The King sighed and mummbled "...Alright" unfortunedly for him, the trio overheard him
"YEY" they cried
King Link folded his arms and thought a bit, then said "Be back here in 20 days or you'll all be be-head!"
"We can do it in 19" said Goofy, bodly
The King glared at him "18"
"17"
"16"
"15"
"14"
"13"
"12"
"11"
Goofy opened his mouth to contiue but Donald and Sora had enough and with a cry of "GOOFY!" Donald jumped on Goofy and started strangling him, Sora started to pull Donald off of him
"10..." Goofy manged gasp out
Donald was completely losing it "GOOFY!" he bellowed
"Goofy, Shut it" Sora warned
King Link thought about it and then said "10 it is then; Now get going!"
"Yes Sir!" the guys said and ran off
In the Libary...
"What the hell are you doing in the Libary?" asked Sora to Leon
Leon glared at him "Nice repection to the King's Son"
"Your the King's Son!" gasped Sora
Leon looked worried "Just forget I said that"
ON THE GUMMI SHIP
"Hmmm where could the Princess be..?" mused Sora to himself
Goofy thought Sora was talking to him "How in the world would I know?" he replied
"Be quite! I'm trying to drive!" shouted Donald, from the drives seat
Sora looked at Goofy and asked shyly "Goofy, we're are we going?"
"Ummmm?" thought Goofy, outloud
"Oh lordy! You don't know!" Sora groaned
Donald, suddenly, gave a loud shout "GUYS! I HAVE A PROBLEM!"
"What?" asked both Sora and Goofy both at the same time
Donald looked at them, scaredly "SPACE MONKEYS!"
"What in the name of Kingdom Hearts are you talking about!" asked Sora, not beliveing Donald
Donald glared at Sora "What I said; SPACE MONKEYS!"
Goofy looked freaked out "What are they!" he asked
"They work for someone called...Ummm...Can't think of his name but---" Donald was cut off when he looked out the window "OH MY GOD!" he shouted
Sora rolled his eyes, annoyedly "What now!"
"There gonna get us! They've ramed into are ship! They're comming in!" panicked Donald
Sora sighed and turned to the door of the ship and there was a Space Monkey looking at him "AHHHHHHHHH!" he screamed, The Guys all cowered in a corner as the Monkeys grab 'em
Oh no! What will happen to our trio! Where will they end up, better still how will this affect there quest for the princess? Who knows, I do, but I'm not telling :P
Anyways Stay tuned for Chapter Two :D (Working on it as we read, lol)