hi there! this is first story, i hope you enjoy it! if not I'm sure you will find something else you like.
I don't own naruto just the female characters (apart from koharn)
this story isn't linked with the naruto storyline, sadly naruto wont be in this but sakura and sasuke are (and are an item from the start) and I know that Tobi is Madara but I love Tobi's charter too much so i've made him Madara's son.
the akatsuki are not the only rebel organisation in this and even have a rival group.
anyway as you can tell this summery isn't good. If you want sasori and kisame to have some fun too let me know and I will write some in (if you have written stories with this any characters before you will know its hard to keep track!).
Warning: swearing, drinking, drug use+sex ENJOY you dirty minded things ;)
Zetsu 23
Pein 26
Tobi 19
Deidara 22
Kisame Hoshigaki 33
Itachi Uchiha 23
Hidan 22
Kakuzu 29
Sasori 25
Madara 55
Koharn 25
1Alita 22 itachi
2Faye 21 hidan
3Azumi 21 deidara
4Nina 20 zetsu
5Kagome 17 tobi
6Dita 26 kakuzu
7Sasuke 18
8Sakura18
"DAM YOU! SHUT UP! I've had enough! I don't want to hear any more! Leave me alone!" screamed Faye and turned her back on her boyfriend of 4 years.
"yeah right, you'll be back tomorrow" he chuckled, Faye slams the door behind her
"disrespectful git, should of sacrificed him" she mutters
"You want fuck around so bad go ahead but you wont be having me anymore!" Azumi yelled at her partner, he gets up to face her,
"WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!! YOUR NOT LEAVEING, YOU LEAVE WHEN I SAY YOU WILL" he rushes forward.
"Think again!!!" Azumi spins round and kicks him square in the face, he crash into the wall unconscious. She runs out not looking back. "Alita you better have got him to sign those papers" she thought while running out of the base and into the nearby woods.
Alita stood holding divorce papers, his signature at the bottom. Alita looked over her now ex-husband. She drug him to get him to sign. She left him note, 'its not a marriage or relationship if you cheat, beat and have a bad attitude all the time. Your only keeping us here for face. If you come after us, this time we will not hesitate to end you.' with that she took her things and left. Running through the dense woods she eventually came into a clearing, 7 figures appears from the woods at this point. All wearing long black jackets with hoods, one tosses Alita a jacket.
"You took your time" said Sasuke removing his hood
"Yeah sorry, the git has a high tolerance, had to give him 3 times the normal amount" Alita laughed
"Ok guys lets make a move! Only a matter of time before they come running after us again" said Azumi. They nod at each other and all dissapear.
Zetsu appears from a nearby tree, "looks like they have left them" said white Zetsu
"since when was Sasuke with them???" said confused black Zetsu
"We will find out soon enough, we better report this to Pein" says white Zetsu and disappears back into the tree.
Akatsuki hideout
Pein was at his desk sorting out paperwork when Zetsu appears from the floor.
"I have some interesting news" said white Zetsu
"humm" mumbles Pein not even looking up from his work
"The princesses have left, all of them"
Pein stopped what he was doing and looked at Zetsu,
"Your sure?" he asked
"Sasuke is with them also" said White Zetsu
Pein got up from his desk, "I'll report this to Madara, make sure everyones awake and ready to leave soon" said Pein, knowing Madara will take action at this news. Zetsu nodded and disappeared into the floor.
Pein walked into Madara office, "Sir" he says
"Yes Pein, must be important for you to rush in like this"
"Apparently the princesses have left those bastards and Sasuke is with them"
"Have they now and is he now, well that is interesting, he must have joined them after meeting Alita, well better get everyone ready. I want all 8 of them here, I don't want anyone to come back without them" Madara ordered. Pein nodded and walked out.
Zetsu gathered everyone just outside the Akasuki base only to leave them there waiting for Pein (he went to find where the girls and Sasuke were), Kisame yawned,
"Whats going on Zetsu? What's so important that it needs all of us?" he asked, at this point Pein walks out, "The Princesses have left those git's and Madara wants us to capture them" he turned to Itachi "and Sasuke's with them, he wants him also" said Pein. Itachi nodded,
"Well well your little brothers quite the playboy! Hanging with 7 girls! Wonder how many he's managed to sleep with already!" Hidan laughs, Itachi glares at him.
"Shut up Hidan" mutters Kakazu
"Zetsu gave us a rough idea of where they are heading, he will fill us in as we get nearer" said Pein. They head off.
The girls and Sasuke ran non-stop for 4 hours and were coming up to a small bandit village, "I think we should stop here and get blind drunk!!!" cried Faye
"Can you sense anyone Kagome?" Asked Alita (Kagome is a sensor like karen)
Kagome focus her energy to see if anyone's following, "All clear, we're good" she says
"Ok we mite as well stop, just try not to make a scene anyone!!" said Dita
The girls giggle and make their way to a bar.
30 mins later in a bar
Dita went to the table were a bunch of guys were playing cards, she was a sucker for money and dam good gambler, no-one could beat Dita. Nina, Faye and Azumi sat together with a 2 bottle of Sambuca (I know its not in the naruto world but common!!) playing a drinking game. Alita, Sasuke, Sakura and Kagome sat in a corner keeping an eye on the others, Sakura and Kagome had a bottle of Sake each, Sasuke had a bottle of red wine, Alita had 2. The 4 downed a glass each quick, Sasuke and Alita started rolling spliffs.
"Do you think they will come after you guys?" asked Sakura
"Of course they will. We either stay with them or die. We know way too much about them to just let us go" said Alita lighting her spliff..
They heard a bang coming from Ditas direction,
"YOUR THE ONE WHO STOLE MY BOUNTY!!!!" a large ugly man with 3 others behind him yelled at Dita
Faye and Azumi jumped up and appeared behind Dita grinning,
"AND THEIR THE ONES WHO KICKED THE CRAP OUT OF US!!!" the men ran off
"friends of yours?" asked one of the men playing cards.
Dita smiled "oh they just some old rivals, and these are my friends Faye and Azumi"
Dita gave the girls a 'sit down were going grift theses guys' Nina saw the look and went to join Alita.
"We better drink up and find a hotel....gimmi your rolling material" said Nina
"So what's the plan for tomorrow?" ask Sakura
"1st hangover cure, 2nd we need to find are own hideout" Said Alita, wine in hand.
"I hate the idea of having to hide, look everyone hates your ex's, why don't we just kill them?" moaned Sasuke
"If they reach us, we will. They don't know are full power don't worry" Said Nina.
They guys leaned back smoked and drank,
"wow what great ninjas you are" Sakura said sarcasticly
2 hours later,
Alita stood up, and fell right back in her seat into Nina, "Ok I think i've had enough..I think"
"Yeah you have" Nina laughed
"oh HI there, I forgot your hair was dark green, matched your lips!" laughed Alita
"where did Sakura and Sasuke go??" Asked Nina, this point Kagome sits back at the table
"Bloody Sasuke just threw me out the bathroom!!!" she yelled, lighting her spliff
"Randy little bugga" giggled Alita, Nina burst out laughing.
30 mins 2 glass's of wine later
"I'm going to see now Dita's doing" kagome got up, Azumi crashed into her,
"oh hi kagome,...guys problem!!" she said
"what?" they said in unison
"LORD JASHIN WILL TARE YOUR SOLE APART!!!" (hehe HELLRAISER!)
"oh" again said in unison. Dita comes running with her winnings shoved in a bag
"she's going on a kill frenzy! We gotta go!" she gasps
"I'll get the rabbits, Kagome you get Faye, as her attacks don't work on you" said Alita
(physical attacks don't work on kagome, will come clear soon)
Alita kicks the bathroom door down 'thank fuck their in a stall' "YOU GUYS PULL YOUR PANTS UP WE'RE OUTTA HERE!!!!" she yells, spins round "oh too fast" she falls over.
Sasuke signs "just as well i'm finished" said Sasuke and smiles at an out of breath Sakura
"aww shame" she said breathless
"You just wait" Sasuke nuzzled her neck.
"COMMON!!!!!" Alita yelled as she got up
Kagome rushed over to Faye who was on top of a bandit, Faye had got a hold of this guys knife, and stabbed his hand into the floor holding him there,
"Faye common not now!!!!"
"Fuck off little bitch don't interfer with my rituals, OR JASHIN WILL PUNISH YOU WHEN YOU GET SENT TO HELL!!!!!!" she screamed, she licked her sacrifices blood.
"ahh screw it too late now" Kagome sat at the bar and watched, while the others (keep track Dita,Nina,Azumi,Alita,Sasuke and Sakura) slipped out, and ran down the street, "Alita?!"
"Don't worry Sasuke she knows where we are"
"oh yeah keep forgetting she's a sensor ha!"
"found them"
"lets tell the others"
"I know a place we can go that will keep quite" said Dita.
They run down a few streets then slow down to a walk.
"dam that gave a rush ha, dam I'm spinning" she said
"I wonder why" said Dita
"I have a feeling some thing's watching us" said Nina looking round
"Really?" asked Azumi
"...it's gone now, guess it was nothing"
They walk down the red light district of the village and find a courtesan house and go in. The owner, an old elegantly dressed lady rushed up to Dita, "My my Dita! How are you its been such a long time!!"
"I'm fine mum, we just need a place to rest tonight, we finally left 'them'" she said bowing
"oh thank goodness, I very happy to hear that. I see you get the best rooms and some nice fresh clothes to sleep in, are you hungry...oh were is Faye and young Kagome???"
"They will be here in a bit, don't worry just some light snacks and some water and we'll be fine thanks" said Dita.
A servant showed the girls+Sasuke to their own rooms (Sasuke and Sakura sharing ;) )
Faye and Kagome walked down the road, Faye with blood on her chest, "oh that felt soooo goood!" she cooed
"They have stopped, guess their at the Goldfish house" said Kagome
some distance away the akasuki were watching the 2 women.
"So the one with the blue hair is a sensor and the other a Jashinett un" said Deidara. Hindan smiles. Kisame narrowed his eyes, "What were their names again Zetsu?"
"The Jashinett's name is Faye"
"The others Kagome, the rest are at the Goldfish house"
"She's all grown up now" muttered Kisame
"What was that?" asked Itachi
"Kagome is my daughter" he said bluntly
"WHAT!!!!!" Hidan yelled
"YOU have a kid!!!!!" said a shocked Deidara
"She doesn't look like a kid" said Tobi
"how...how old were you???!!!!!" asked Deidara
"16"
"Dam man what happened?? didn't pull out in time???" laughed Hidan
Kisame swung Samehada at Hidan but he jumpe's out the way. Pein steps forward.
"Enough, they are drunk and tried, nows the best time to catch them. Hidan and Kisame, you both go Faye and Kagome, Tobi you go with the just in case, if it goes smoothly join us to get the others"
"OKAY!!!" yells Tobi
The Akasuki move out.