It was a bright and sunny day. The sky was empty of clouds, and the sun was shining. Gordon Freeman woke up from his T-Mobile Sidekick vibrating off of his night stand.
"Damn you technology" said Gordon Freeman, "you and your…technology…ness."
He than swung open his T-Mobile Sidekick and saw that he had one new video message from . He clicked the shiny select button to start watching the video. Than he realized that this was no normal video, because this video, had Rick Astley in it. Than, the music video for "Never Gonna Give You Up" started. Gordon Freeman realized than, that he had been Rick Roll'd.
"SHIT!" Gordon Freeman shouted, as he jumped up from bed, already in his HEV suit (for some unexplainable reason). He put his T-Mobile Sidekick into his pocket and headed for the door.
"WAIT!" shouted (he lives with Gordon Freeman as a roomate, did I mention that earlier?) "you almost forgot you breakfast. Everyday requires plenty of nutrition that most Americans miss, so eating breakfast is always a healthy choice! By the way here's your crowbar. Now away with you, COPS is on."
And away he went! He knew what he had to do, and that was to- (to be continued)