Curiouser and curiouser
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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Wendy was mad! She was mad at Robbie. mad at dipper. Mad at everything! She was
so mad she almost lashed at an old crone she bumped into. Oh, man! I'm sorry! Said
Wendy as she helped the old lady up. "That's okay dearie, my eyesight may not be
what it used to be. But I can still tell when a girl's been crying. Have a rough night?"
Wendy sighed. If anything that's an understatement. The crone nodded. I hate to
add to your problems, but would you mind helping me home? It's getting dark and
my memories not what it used to be I fear. Wendy nodded. Sure, might even get me
mind of "stuff". She helped the old lady along. "So where is your house?" "W-where?
I-oh dear...I think it's called wonderland? Dose that help?" Wendy shrugged. "I'm
sure will figure it out eventually." Said Wendy not wanting to rush the poor woman.
The woman gives her a look. "So you accept my invitation to Wonderland?" Wendy
smiled. Deciding to play along with the poor woman. Sure, why not? Suddenly, the
old woman vanishes. And is replaced by a thin man dressed as a Victorian English
thug. "That's just what I wanted to hear." Said the man as he snaps his fingers. Suddenly a hole opens below Wendy...
…...
Dipper was sad. He'd blew it. He'd be lucky if Wendy ever wanted to talk to him
again. He was so depressed he didn't see the fat man in front of him until he was too
late. Suddenly a cake was smashed on the ground. "Oh, no! I'm so sorry!" Shouted
dipper. The fat man dressed as a Victorian English thug merely smiled. "Not to
worry boy. A fine lad like you wandering out at night like this, odds are he has
enough problems of his own...still my Wonderland Co. brand cake is ruined...my
boss will have my ass on a platter he will!" Dipper looked concerned. "Anyway I can
help you out?" The fat man looked deep in thought. "Maybe if you come explain what
happened my boss will let me off with just a warning?" Asked the man. Dipper
nodded. "Sure! Whatever it takes." The man smiles. "So you'll be excepting my
invitation to Wonderland then?" Dipper nodded again. "Of course!" The man snaps
his fingers. And before dipper can blink, he's fallen down a hole. Suddenly the thin
guy appears. "After you Mr. Trout." Said the thin man. "By your leave Mr. Pickles."
Said the fat man. Together, they also jumped down the rabbit hole...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
Also don't forget to give a shout out to my mom's birthday story on my page!
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