South Park belongs to Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Hey everyone! I said I'd make a longer story and I meant it! Anyway if you liked my first fanfic you'll probably like this one. The only difference is that it's longer and more emotional. I'm back and ready to give you more so here it is! My second fanfic, All We've Been Through.
Chapter One
Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut
Kyle kept his eyes to the ground while walking to Cartman's house with Stan and Kenny, which almost never happened around that time. This was the third day Cartman hadn't been at school and Kyle was starting to feel worried. 'Worried? Do I really feel worried for that fat piece of shit?,' Kyle thought nevously while walking with his friends,'I hate him with every bone in my body but do I really hate him so much that I can't worry for him? I mean, he is kind of my friend. I guess I do worry for him. Wait. Is this, the first time?' Yes, this was the first time Kyle had ever felt worried for Eric Cartman, and he was astonished by it. "Uh, Kyle. We're here," Stan pointed out. Kyle was so lost in thought that he didn't even notice when he was on Cartman's doorstep. Kyle ranged the doorbell with patience for he decided he wanted to continue his thoughts but there was no need, for Cartman's mother immediately answered the door. "Hello boys," she sweetly welcomed. "Hey, we were wondering why fatass, I mean, Cartman hasn't been showing up for school," Kyle said, saying fatass on purpose of course. "Ohhh, he's just been feeling under the weather," replied Liane, "Maybe you boys can cheer him up! He's in the backyard." Stan gave Kyle and Kenny a questioning look, "In the backyard?"
Kyle heard Cartman's voice from behind the bushes as the three of them walked. Kenny must have heard it as well for he was leading the way towards the noise, only for the three of them to find something disturbing. "Would you like some tea, Clyde Frog?," Cartman than pretended to pour tea in Clyde Frog's cup. He made a deep voice to imitate Clyde Frog, "Yes please, Eric. Why are you so cool?" Cartman replied, "Oh, I don't know Clyde Frog. I just am." "You are so smart and smart, and everybody likes you," he made Polly Prissypants say in a high voice. "Well thank you Polly Prissypants, how nice of you!," Cartman replied while drinking his imaginary tea. Stan, Kenny, and Kyle all stared until Stan broke the silence, "Dude, this is pretty fucked up right here." Kenny mumbled something about ripping on Cartman most likely, which made Kyle excited. "Come on, let's go make fun of him," Kyle got up in anticipation until Stan stoped him, "No, dude, this looks really serious. I think we better get help." Kyle tilted his head looking at Eric in wonder, "Really?" Kyle watched as Cartman played tea time with his dolls and started to get that worried feeling again. 'Why am I so concerned for Cartman? I never liked him, not one bit. Why now? This is the first time, the first time I've ever been worried for that fatass. I don't believe it. How and why? Do I, really care about him?' Kyle stared at Cartman the rest of the strange tea session with concern.
The more Cartman acted strangely the more Kyle became concerned. He was overwhelmed with worry once he knew the source of the problem being that Cartman just wanted to know who his father was and Kyle was encouraged to help him. Kyle didn't know it at that time, but this was the beginning of a friendship between Eric Cartman and Kyle Broflovski, and later, something even more than a friendship.
"Kahl? Kahl!," a familiar voice yelled in Kyle's face. Kyle shook his head from his flashback and looked to see Cartman once again wanting his attention. Cartman frowned, "What the hell? I'm talking to you Jew!" Kyle frowned back, "What do you want, fatass?" It was in the middle of class and Kyle had been having his flashback from two years ago while Cartman was whispering trying to get his attention, neither of them paying attention to Mr. Garrison's lesson. After Kyle's question Cartman had a nervous look and stayed quiet for bit. In return Kyle gave a look of worry. "What is it Cartman?" Cartman stared at his desk for a bit then looked straight at Kyle, "I need your help." Kyle rolled his eyes, "With what?" Cartman, suddenly recognizing Kyle's attitude, made a frown again. "I just need help with this one stupid little book report, asshole. Now are you gonna help me or be a dick about it?" What Eric was saying was not going to make Kyle help him anymore than what he wasn't already. Cartman and Kyle might be more friends than enemies now but they still saw each other as rivals at times. "Go fuck yourself, Cartman." Kyle then went back to listening to Mr. Garrison. Cartman was becoming agitated by this, "Kahl... Kahl... Kahl... Kahl!" Kyle was now furious.
"Stop it Cartman!" Many giggles from girls and even laughs from boys came from the class. This made Kyle realize that he wasn't whispering anymore. It made sense why almost every classmate was laughing in the room, for it was only a few weeks ago when Cartman made his unpleasant song and speech to Kyle, meaning everyone still thought they were a gay couple. Mr. Garrison took notice of this. "Kyle Broflovski and Eric Cartman! Is there something you would like to share with the class?" "No, sir," Cartman and Kyle said in unison. "Good, because I don't want to see you two little love birds flirting again! Now, as I was saying class, though L was dead, Light felt as if he was still fighting L thanks to L's successors. The names of the successors were Near, aka, Nate Rivers and Mello, aka Mihael Keehl. And what I'd like to get at today is..." "Kahl," Cartman said trying to get his attention once again. Kyle turned to Cartman, also noticing the girls in the class giggling to the fact that Cartman and Kyle were still talking."If I say yes will you PLEASE leave me alone?" Cartman looked at Kyle with a begging look, "Yes, I swear on my mother's grave." Kyle thought of this for a second, "Okay, I'll help you." Cartman then smiled, for he had won and he announced his victory with one simple word, "Sweet."
I admit, this first chapter sucks. If you don't feel like reading this anymore, I understand. But please, give me a chance here. I know this first chapter isn't very good, but it gets real good when you get to chapter three and a little on chapter two. I don't know. Maybe it's just me. I've always been told in language arts that I need to have something that grabs the reader on the first paragragh or first page. Oh well. All I know is that when it gets to the third chapter it gets good and things get exciting, same with the fifth. Also I would like to point out the Death Note reference since somebody already noticed it. I knoow Mr. Garrison doesnt seem like the guy who would watch anime, but whatever, for the Death Note fans. The falshback Kyle was having was from the episode "Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut", thus the name of the chapter. They'll be a flashback from an episode in every chapter. Anyway thank you for reading and please, wait and be patient those of the present, and continue those of the future.