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Author: PLEASE REVIEW! This is devoted to all the Shana-haters out there!

Legend of Dragoon:

Christmas lists

Dear Santa,

Dart here! Just thought I would let you know what I am expecting for Christmas! I would like a new sword! The one I have isn't just working out for me; you know what I'm saying? Also, I would like a puppy! YAY! Make it a black lab, if you can! Doggies are COOL! That's all for now!

Merry Christmas,

Dart

PS: I also want Shana to die

Saint Nicolas

This is TOP SECRET! And if you tell a SINGLE SOUL about this, I will not FORGIVE you! EVER! Have to keep my reputation as the cool, serious one, okay? I would like, for Christmas, is a pony. Yes, a pink pony with purple hair, and bright green eyes! Obviously, to you, this may SEEM like a toy, but I want the REAL DEAL! If this pony does not have the specific features I just asked for, I will NOT be on speaking terms with you! Understand?

Have a safe trip around the world,

Rose

PS: DON'T YOU DARE TELL ANYONE I'M WRITING TO YOU!

PSS: I want Shana to die

Hey Santy-Clause

Howz it goin'? Getting any fatter? That wasn't' very nice to say! Sorry! PLEASE don't put me on your bad list! PLEASE! I DIDN'T MEAN IT! If you want to still read my list of things I'm DYING to own, here it is! What I want is:

Cheese Fondue

A new pen (blue, please)

A kitten

A sticker book

STICKY NOTES! (the colorful kind)

5 ½. A note book so I can keep track of how many times Albert tells me to "Take a chill pill"

Last, but not least, 6. POWER TO DOMINATE THE WORLD!

And that's basically it!

Lot's of love,

MERU

PS: I want Shana to die

Chris Cringle,

I hope you have gotten plenty of sleep this past year. I didn't with Meru begging for a new kitten. I've told her plenty of times "Kittens don't grow on trees" but she insists they do…Anyway, what I would like for Christmas is only one thing:

A electric shock collar so I can shock Meru whenever she gets over-hyper.

Thanks,

Albert

PS: Kill Shana

Santa,

I had Octopus write this for me, because I am too stupid to know how to write. What I want for Christmas is a leaf. And not just any leaf, a leaf from my back yard!

Love,

Shana