Bustman: Miss me? Of course you did.

Wario: (takes a lazy bite out of a piece of garlic) I sure didn't.

Bustman: Oh, shut your pie hole. This is the first chapter of Super Spy Brothers! Inspired by Child at Heart Forever's Secret Agents of the TSO. Which, by the way, is a totally awesome story.

Wario: And, Bustman does not own anything related to Super Smash Brothers. Here that, boy? You are not in control of me.

Bustman: Oh, aren't I? (Wario is suddenly picked up by an invisible force and hurled off a cliff).

Wario: I'm okay!

Bustman: Shoot. Can't have all the luck. Anyways, please read and review!

It was a peaceful day at the smash mansion. Kirby and Yoshi were having an eating contest, Link and Marth were sparring, Zelda and Bowser were reading, and Ganondorf was watching High School Musical 2.

"I want fabulous, that is my simple request, all thing fabulous, bigger and better and best…" Ganondorf hummed along to the lyrics. Suddenly Wolf came in, holding a DVD in his hand.

"Yo, Ganon. Whatcha watching?"

"Uh, boxing," Ganondorf quickly turned the channel to two burly boxers punching each other. Wolf shrugged.

"Cool. I got a gory horror film. Okay if I steal the television?"

"Uh- no, I'll watch it with you."

Wolf walked over to the DVD player and opened it. "Hey, who was watching High School Musical 2?"

"Uh, probably Peach…"

"Oh," Wolf shrugged and cracked the DVD in half.

"No!! That was the special deluxe collector's edition!" Ganondorf shouted. Wolf look at him oddly. "I mean, er, good riddance."

"Good chaps, would you mind keeping it down in there?" Bowser poked his head through the door with his reading glasses on. "I'm trying to read."

Wolf looked at Ganondorf, gave a satisfied nod and put the DVD in. The opening credits started to roll, but suddenly the screen went blank. Wolf sighed and hit the TV. Suddenly, the lights turned off and a voice that echoed through the mansion came out of the television.

"Hello, this is codename Awesome Manly Attractive Zealous Intelligent Natty Guy. But you can call me AMAZING for short. Anyways, I currently have control over the whole building. I will let you smashers go on with your lives peacefully if you obey orders; I want to meet Ganondorf, Wolf, Bowser, Snake, Lucario, Peach, Samus, Luigi, Wario, Meta Knight, Mr. Game and Watch, Toon Link and Pikachu at K. Rool's bar on Nintendo Ave. at 9:00 pm tonight, kapeesh?"

"And why should we?" Wolf shouted at the TV. The voice paused.

"Because if you don't, I will block out all channels besides the educational ones on your television!" The voice cackled. "See you there."

The lights turned back on and the movie started to play again. Wolf turned to Ganon.

"We going?"

"And get to keep our TV channels that rid us of brain cells every day? Definitely."

The smashers flew down the street of Nintendo Avenue, lights flashing all around them. They had all crowded into Samus' ship and were currently driving to K. Rool's, a local tavern. Samus' ship stopped, and all of the smashers piled out. They walked into the bar, where a scaly lizard was cleaning a stained mug. He eyed them.

"You must be the smashers." His gravelly voice rang out. He nodded toward a table in a dark corner. "Your host is waiting over there."

The smashers cautiously walked over to the table. A hooded figure was sitting there, red eyes glowing.

"So, you're AMAZING, are you?" Wolf growled.

"The one and only." His voice came from behind his mask. "Please, take a seat."

The smashers all quietly drew chairs up and sat down. AMAZING turned to K. Rool.

"12 beers please. And two apple juices for the little yellow mouse and green clad boy."

"Aw, come on! I can drink!" Pikachu whined. Lucario shook his head.

"Not on your life, sport,"

Pikachu grumbled as K. Rool set down an apple juice in front of him. Toon Link angrily threw his apple juice onto Luigi, who, thinking a ghost had crept up behind him, dived under the table screaming. AMAZING finally spoke.

"You are all probably wondering why you're here."

"Oh, wondering? I'm sort of freaking out about it." Samus growled.

"Freak out you need not, Mrs. Aran," AMAZING said coolly. "You are in safe hands."

"What do you want with us, good sir?" Bowser peered over his reading glasses.

AMAZING smiled. "Thought you'd never ask," he got up. "Follow me."

The smashers all hesitated as AMAZING got up and exited out the back door of the bar. Lucario finally spoke.

"He doesn't intend to hurt us. I think we should follow."

The smashers unsurely went out into the alley behind the bar. There, AMAZING was standing. His red eyes stared intently at the thirteen, and he finally spoke.

"Alright. Are any of you afraid of getting a bit dirty?"

General murmurs of 'no' came from the smashers. AMAZING nodded.

"Okay then," he bent down, curled his fingers around a sewer hole directly in front of him, and yanked it open. He looked around.

"Who wants to go first?"

"I will." Snake growled. He took out his gun and pointed it at AMAZING. "If this is some kind of trick…you can kiss your butt goodbye."

The mercenary jumped into the pothole. Seconds later, a dull thud could be heard.

"You okay down there?" Wolf growled.

"Hurt these old bones a bit…but nothing I can't handle." Snake growled. Wolf nodded.

"Right," he jumped in after Snake, and Bowser walked up to the hole.

"Well…if I must," he sighed. He jumped down the hole, followed by Lucario and Meta Knight. Pikachu scurried up to the hole and did a cannonball into it, while Toon Link took out a bomb.

"Now you see me…" he threw the bomb down, and once the toonish smoke cleared, he was gone. "Now you don't!" his voice came from the sewer.

Mr. Game and Watch took out his parachute, and Peach took out her parasol, and the two floated down. Samus shortly followed. Just Ganondorf, Wario and Luigi remained.

"Luigi…" AMAZING whispered. "I hear there are ghosts around these parts…"

"WHAT!! This place isn't safe!" Luigi screamed. He dived down the sewer hole, leaving just Wario and Ganondorf.

"I guess I'll go in…" Wario sighed. He jumped in, but his obesity caused him to get stuck.

"HEY! Can't this thing fit a 273 pounder?" Wario shouted.

"Ha ha! I can see your big fat butt from down here!" Pikachu yelled gleefully.

"HEY! Shut up down there!" Wario growled.

"Make us, fatso!" Toon Link provoked. Wario started to squirm. Suddenly, a small smile spread over his face.

"You think you've won…" he sang. "But it's not over till it's over!"

Suddenly, a large eruptive noise could be heard from Wario's lower half. He grinned, while the smashers already down in the hole gagged.

"Flatulence?" Toon Link choked. "That's not playing fair!"

"Muah ha ha ha ha!" Wario laughed. "Wario Waft!"

"Now I'm really glad I haven't gone down yet…" Ganondorf muttered. AMAZING sighed.

"Ganondorf, we really need to get going…"

Ganondorf nodded. He drew back, and quickly and powerfully punched Wario in the head, dark matter surrounding his hand. A large plop! noise, and Wario fell through the hole.

"HEY!!" Wario shouted. "Next time, less painfully!"

Ganondorf rolled his eyes and jumped through the hole. He landed in a wet, green, slimy substance that came up to his ankles. Many pipes on the walls had this goo flowing out of them, and Ganondorf could hear a waterfall of the slime behind them. It was very dim, and he could only barely make out the smashers. AMAZING jumped down from the hole up above, closing the hole back up behind him. It became very dark, and only silhouettes of the smashers could be seen. AMAZING's red eyes glowed in the darkness.

"I'll lead."

He struck a candle, and the sewer lightened again. The smashers trudged through the slime, their footsteps and whispers echoing off the round walls. Suddenly, AMAZING came to a halt.

"Alright…" Amazing growled. "Don't be alarmed now…"

Suddenly, the floor collapsed, and all of the thirteen smashers fell into the darkness.