Me: IT'S TIME FOR…

Random people: The Happy Happy Joy Joy song?

Me: NO! FAKE DP OUTTAKES!!!!

ONE OF THE MOST AWESOMEST OF ALL AWESOMELY AWESOME FICS ON THE PLANET! –zooms out to show all of earth shake- anyway, this is dedicated to the devotees on the fake DP outtakes forum, so follow us as we have you on the floor rolling in laughter.

By: redpoet2

Butch knocks on Danny's dressing room door to tell him it' time to go to the set. The door opens, and he sees Danny sleeping on his sleep sofa. Butch gets and idea, and closes the door.

--Later--

Danny opens his eyes, and sees 10 rabid fangirls watching him sleep.

Fangirl #1: He's awake!
Fangirls: Yeah!
Danny: AHHHHH!

He gets up, runs past them, and out his trailor. Danny: Ahhhhh!
Fangirls: We love you Danny!

Butch watches Danny run past him, being chased by a bunch of fangirls.
Butch: laughs That will teach him for eating my last slice of pizza!

DP cast: (singing) GHOSTBUSTERS!

Danny: (Singing)
If there's something strange
in your neighborhood
Who ya gonna call?
DP cast: (singing) GHOSTBUSTERS!

Danny: (Singing)
If there's something weird
and it don't look good
Who ya gonna call?
DP cast: (singing) GHOSTBUSTERS!

Danny: (Singing)
I ain't afraid of no ghosts
I ain't afraid of no ghosts

If you're seeing things
running through your head
Who can ya call?
DP cast: (singing) GHOSTBUSTERS!

Danny: (Singing)
An invisible man
sleeping in your bed
Who ya gonna call?
DP cast: (singing) GHOSTBUSTERS!

Danny: (Singing)
I ain't afraid of no ghosts
I ain't afraid of no ghosts

Who ya gonna call?
DP cast: (singing) GHOSTBUSTERS

Danny: (Singing)
If ya all alone
pick up the phone
and call
DP cast: (singing) GHOSTBUSTERS

Danny: (Singing)
I ain't afraid of no ghosts
I here it likes the ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost
DP cast: (singing) Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah

Danny: (Singing) Who ya gonna call?
DP cast: (singing) GHOSTBUSTERS

Danny: (Singing)
If you've had a dose of a
freaky ghost baby
Ya better call
DP cast: (singing) GHOSTBUSTERS

Danny: (Singing)
Lemme tell ya something
Bustin' makes me feel good!
I ain't afraid of no ghosts
I ain't afraid of no ghosts
Don't get caught alone no no
DP cast: (singing) GHOSTBUSTERS

Danny: (Singing)
When it comes through your door
Unless you just want some more
I think you better call
DP cast: (singing) GHOSTBUSTERS

Danny: (Singing) Who ya gonna call?
DP cast: (singing) GHOSTBUSTERS

Danny: (Singing) Who ya gonna call?
DP cast: (singing) GHOSTBUSTERS

Danny: (Singing) I think you better call
DP cast: (singing) GHOSTBUSTERS

Danny: (Singing) Who ya gonna call?
DP cast: (singing) GHOSTBUSTERS

Danny: (Singing) I can't hear you
Who ya gonna call?
DP cast: (singing) GHOSTBUSTERS

Danny: (Singing) Louder
DP cast: (singing) GHOSTBUSTERS

Danny: (Singing) Who ya gonna call?
DP cast: (singing) GHOSTBUSTERS

Danny: (Singing) Who can ya call?
DP cast: (singing) GHOSTBUSTERS

Danny: (Singing) Who ya gonna call?
DP cast: (singing) GHOSTBUSTERS!

Danny is walking around set very mysteriously. He walks to Butch'e chair, and sits on it. He smiles and closes his eyes. Butch walks by, and sees Danny sitting on his chair...
Butch: coughs to get his attention
Danny: opens his eyes Uh, Butch! This isn't what it looks like!
Butch: Oh, this isn't you sleeping on my director chair for the billionth time, after I told you not to??
Danny: nervously No?
Butch: whistles
The set doors open, and about 5o rabid fangirls appear
Rabid Fangirls: IT'S DANNY! WE LOVE YOU!
Danny: AAAAAHHHHHHH!
Danny runs off, being chased by the fangirls. Butch sits on his chair, smiles, and falls asleep

LATER

Danny crawls to Butch, covered in lipstick, bruises, and his clothes torn. He breathes heavily, and collapses in front of Butch
Butch: Did you enjoy your run?
Danny: I'm going to kill you for this, you know that right?
Butch: whistles
Danny: Oh no, not again...
The set doors open, and about 5o rabid fangirls appear
Rabid Fangirls: IT'S DANNY! GET HIM!
Danny: To Butch I hate you... AAAAAHHHHHHH!
Danny runs off, as the fangirls chase after him.
Butch: Now, with that happening everytime, you'd think he'd remember not to sit in my chair. Oh well, more fun for me!

(On the set, everyone is getting ready to shoot a scene)
Butch: And action!
(Just then, a poof of smoke appears, and Timmy Turner appears, with Cosmo and Wanda)
Everyone: Timmy Turner?
Butch: What are you doing here?!
Timmy: I have a score to settle with Danny.
Danny: Bring it on little man!
Timmy: Let's end this...
(They both scream, and then they each show each other a hand. Danny is holding two fingers up, and Timmy's hand is flat)
Danny: Ha! Scissors beats Paper!
Timmy: Curses! Foiled again! (Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda disappear)
Everyone else: 0o???

Identity Crisis:
(Rehearsing their lines on the set)
Fun Danny: Whoa, I can't go ghost!
Sam: That's not right. We should head back to the lab to check this out!
Fun Danny: Or, we can go bowling? Who's up for bowling?
(At that moment Super Danny comes in, eating a cookie)
Fun Danny/ Sam/ Tucker: NOT A COOKIE!
Super Danny: (sounding evil) Hi guys!
Fun Danny/ Sam/ Tucker: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
Tucker: QUICK! (grabs Fun Danny) To the Danny cave! (Batman theme music plays, as he runs off with FD. Sam gallops after him, scared.)
Super Danny: 0o??? What on earth got into them...? (Persists to eat cookie, as his eyes glow green)
(Cut to show same scene, from Vlad's house. He is on the couch, watching the scene unfold)
Vlad: You see?! I told you my plan would work!
(Seated next to him is Clockwork, eating a bowl of popcorn)
Clockwork: (rubbing his hands, laughing) Good, Good.

If anyone got the last line reference, you get a ---
Everyone: FOR GOD'S SAKE NO COOKIES!
Me: -- a DP plushie... DO YOU THINK I'M THAT STUPID?!
Everyone: --- yes!