Me: IT'S TIME FOR…
Random people: The Happy Happy Joy Joy song?
Me: NO! FAKE DP OUTTAKES!!!!
ONE OF THE MOST AWESOMEST OF ALL AWESOMELY AWESOME FICS ON THE PLANET! –zooms out to show all of earth shake- anyway, this is dedicated to the devotees on the fake DP outtakes forum, so follow us as we have you on the floor rolling in laughter.
By: redpoet2
Butch knocks on Danny's dressing room door to tell him it' time to go to the set. The door opens, and he sees Danny sleeping on his sleep sofa. Butch gets and idea, and closes the door.
--Later--
Danny opens his eyes, and sees 10 rabid fangirls watching him sleep.
Fangirl #1: He's awake!
Fangirls:
Yeah!
Danny: AHHHHH!
He gets up, runs past them, and
out his trailor. Danny: Ahhhhh!
Fangirls: We love
you Danny!
Butch watches Danny run past him, being chased by a
bunch of fangirls.
Butch: laughs That will teach him for
eating my last slice of pizza!
DP cast: (singing) GHOSTBUSTERS!
Danny: (Singing)
If
there's something strange
in your neighborhood
Who ya gonna
call?
DP cast: (singing) GHOSTBUSTERS!
Danny:
(Singing)
If there's something weird
and it don't look good
Who
ya gonna call?
DP cast: (singing) GHOSTBUSTERS!
Danny:
(Singing)
I ain't afraid of no ghosts
I ain't afraid of no
ghosts
If you're seeing things
running through your
head
Who can ya call?
DP cast: (singing)
GHOSTBUSTERS!
Danny: (Singing)
An invisible
man
sleeping in your bed
Who ya gonna call?
DP cast:
(singing) GHOSTBUSTERS!
Danny: (Singing)
I ain't
afraid of no ghosts
I ain't afraid of no ghosts
Who ya
gonna call?
DP cast: (singing) GHOSTBUSTERS
Danny:
(Singing)
If ya all alone
pick up the phone
and call
DP
cast: (singing) GHOSTBUSTERS
Danny: (Singing)
I
ain't afraid of no ghosts
I here it likes the ghost
I ain't
afraid of no ghost
DP cast: (singing) Yeah Yeah Yeah
Yeah
Danny: (Singing) Who ya gonna call?
DP cast:
(singing) GHOSTBUSTERS
Danny: (Singing)
If you've
had a dose of a
freaky ghost baby
Ya better call
DP cast:
(singing) GHOSTBUSTERS
Danny: (Singing)
Lemme tell
ya something
Bustin' makes me feel good!
I ain't afraid of no
ghosts
I ain't afraid of no ghosts
Don't get caught alone no
no
DP cast: (singing) GHOSTBUSTERS
Danny:
(Singing)
When it comes through your door
Unless you just want
some more
I think you better call
DP cast: (singing)
GHOSTBUSTERS
Danny: (Singing) Who ya gonna call?
DP
cast: (singing) GHOSTBUSTERS
Danny: (Singing) Who
ya gonna call?
DP cast: (singing) GHOSTBUSTERS
Danny:
(Singing) I think you better call
DP cast: (singing)
GHOSTBUSTERS
Danny: (Singing) Who ya gonna call?
DP
cast: (singing) GHOSTBUSTERS
Danny: (Singing) I
can't hear you
Who ya gonna call?
DP cast: (singing)
GHOSTBUSTERS
Danny: (Singing) Louder
DP cast:
(singing) GHOSTBUSTERS
Danny: (Singing) Who ya gonna
call?
DP cast: (singing) GHOSTBUSTERS
Danny:
(Singing) Who can ya call?
DP cast: (singing)
GHOSTBUSTERS
Danny: (Singing) Who ya gonna call?
DP
cast: (singing) GHOSTBUSTERS!
Danny
is walking around set very mysteriously. He walks to Butch'e chair,
and sits on it. He smiles and closes his eyes. Butch walks by, and
sees Danny sitting on his chair...
Butch: coughs to get
his attention
Danny: opens his eyes Uh, Butch! This
isn't what it looks like!
Butch: Oh, this isn't you
sleeping on my director chair for the billionth time, after I told
you not to??
Danny: nervously No?
Butch:
whistles
The set doors open, and about 5o rabid fangirls
appear
Rabid Fangirls: IT'S DANNY! WE LOVE YOU!
Danny:
AAAAAHHHHHHH!
Danny runs off, being chased by the fangirls. Butch
sits on his chair, smiles, and falls asleep
LATER
Danny
crawls to Butch, covered in lipstick, bruises, and his clothes torn.
He breathes heavily, and collapses in front of Butch
Butch:
Did you enjoy your run?
Danny: I'm going to kill you for
this, you know that right?
Butch: whistles
Danny:
Oh no, not again...
The set doors open, and about 5o rabid
fangirls appear
Rabid Fangirls: IT'S DANNY! GET
HIM!
Danny: To Butch I hate you... AAAAAHHHHHHH!
Danny
runs off, as the fangirls chase after him.
Butch: Now,
with that happening everytime, you'd think he'd remember not to sit
in my chair. Oh well, more fun for me!
(On
the set, everyone is getting ready to shoot a scene)
Butch:
And action!
(Just then, a poof of smoke appears, and Timmy Turner
appears, with Cosmo and Wanda)
Everyone: Timmy
Turner?
Butch: What are you doing here?!
Timmy: I
have a score to settle with Danny.
Danny: Bring it on
little man!
Timmy: Let's end this...
(They both scream,
and then they each show each other a hand. Danny is holding two
fingers up, and Timmy's hand is flat)
Danny: Ha! Scissors
beats Paper!
Timmy: Curses! Foiled again! (Timmy, Cosmo and
Wanda disappear)
Everyone else: 0o???
Identity
Crisis:
(Rehearsing their lines on the set)
Fun Danny:
Whoa, I can't go ghost!
Sam: That's not right. We should
head back to the lab to check this out!
Fun Danny: Or, we
can go bowling? Who's up for bowling?
(At that moment Super
Danny comes in, eating a cookie)
Fun Danny/ Sam/ Tucker:
NOT A COOKIE!
Super Danny: (sounding evil) Hi guys!
Fun
Danny/ Sam/ Tucker: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
Tucker: QUICK!
(grabs Fun Danny) To the Danny cave! (Batman theme music plays, as he
runs off with FD. Sam gallops after him, scared.)
Super Danny:
0o??? What on earth got into them...? (Persists to eat cookie, as
his eyes glow green)
(Cut to show same scene, from Vlad's house.
He is on the couch, watching the scene unfold)
Vlad: You
see?! I told you my plan would work!
(Seated next to him is
Clockwork, eating a bowl of popcorn)
Clockwork: (rubbing
his hands, laughing) Good, Good.
If anyone got the last line
reference, you get a ---
Everyone: FOR GOD'S SAKE NO COOKIES!
Me:
-- a DP plushie... DO YOU THINK I'M THAT STUPID?!
Everyone: ---
yes!
