a/n: It's... about Ron... at a talent show... talking about his life... let's just believe Blink -182- didn't write this and Ron did... and that he can sing. What's my age again? belongs to Blink 182 and the characters belong to JK Rowling.
WHAT'S MY AGE AGAIN?
By Kimberly Schreurs
Ron stared around the Great Hall. He stood upon a pedestal in the center of the stage wringing his hands and glancing around at all the students. *sweat drop* Ron hears the guitars and the drums in the background and he shuts his eyes trying to NOT see the people staring at him. If he stopped thinking he would have heard a pin drop on the other side of the castle. He heard his cue and without telling him to his mouth opened and he began to belt out the words. (quick authors note here. Ron would never do this, and it's very OOC at this point. But that's what ff is for.)
*I took her out it was a Friday night
I wore cologne to get the feeling right
We started making out and she took off my pants
But then I turned on the tv*
Ron's back loosened a bit and he tapped his foot to the outrageous beat.
*And that's about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And are still more amused by tv shows
What the hell is ADD?
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?*
Ron jumped up and down screaming things like "Fuck Yeah!" and "That's right, Baby!" in between lines.
*Then later on, on the drive home
I called her mom from a pay phone
I said I was the cops
And your husband's in jail
The state looks down on sodomy*
Ron started Head banging with what hair he had, making him dizzy and fall to the floor still holding the microphone and giggling like a school girl at every pause.
*And that's about the time that b*tch hung up on me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And are still more amused by prank phone calls
What the hell is call ID?
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?*
Ron laughed. He wrote the song about his stupidity. Why did he use the age 23? he though, gaining a bit of sense.
*And that's about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And you still act like you're in Freshman year
What the hell is wrong with me?
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?*
Ron splits his legs and comes back up again, dancing and twirling around, making Harry, Dean, and Seamus who were the Guitarist and the Drummer laugh.
*And that's about the time that she broke up with me
No one should take themselves so seriously
With many years ahead to fall in line
Why would you wish that on me?
I never want to act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
What's my age again? (fade out)*
Ron's feet hit the floor and he opened his eyes. Everyone was staring at him *cricket noises* Then everyone burst out applauding. Ron, Seamus, Dean, and Harry bow deeply and Ron shouts over the clapping "MOVE OVER BLINK-182-. HELL YEAH! I ROCK!" Harry, Dean, and Seamus glare at him for the last comment and they all walk off stage.
~*^finis^*~
dun dun dun. this is quirky. I couldn't think of anything else to do and I wanted to do a Blink 182 thing. Didn't quite work out. I'll use Aliens Exist next time. I hope no one has done that yet. Most likely but oh well. ta
WHAT'S MY AGE AGAIN?
By Kimberly Schreurs
Ron stared around the Great Hall. He stood upon a pedestal in the center of the stage wringing his hands and glancing around at all the students. *sweat drop* Ron hears the guitars and the drums in the background and he shuts his eyes trying to NOT see the people staring at him. If he stopped thinking he would have heard a pin drop on the other side of the castle. He heard his cue and without telling him to his mouth opened and he began to belt out the words. (quick authors note here. Ron would never do this, and it's very OOC at this point. But that's what ff is for.)
*I took her out it was a Friday night
I wore cologne to get the feeling right
We started making out and she took off my pants
But then I turned on the tv*
Ron's back loosened a bit and he tapped his foot to the outrageous beat.
*And that's about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And are still more amused by tv shows
What the hell is ADD?
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?*
Ron jumped up and down screaming things like "Fuck Yeah!" and "That's right, Baby!" in between lines.
*Then later on, on the drive home
I called her mom from a pay phone
I said I was the cops
And your husband's in jail
The state looks down on sodomy*
Ron started Head banging with what hair he had, making him dizzy and fall to the floor still holding the microphone and giggling like a school girl at every pause.
*And that's about the time that b*tch hung up on me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And are still more amused by prank phone calls
What the hell is call ID?
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?*
Ron laughed. He wrote the song about his stupidity. Why did he use the age 23? he though, gaining a bit of sense.
*And that's about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And you still act like you're in Freshman year
What the hell is wrong with me?
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?*
Ron splits his legs and comes back up again, dancing and twirling around, making Harry, Dean, and Seamus who were the Guitarist and the Drummer laugh.
*And that's about the time that she broke up with me
No one should take themselves so seriously
With many years ahead to fall in line
Why would you wish that on me?
I never want to act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
What's my age again? (fade out)*
Ron's feet hit the floor and he opened his eyes. Everyone was staring at him *cricket noises* Then everyone burst out applauding. Ron, Seamus, Dean, and Harry bow deeply and Ron shouts over the clapping "MOVE OVER BLINK-182-. HELL YEAH! I ROCK!" Harry, Dean, and Seamus glare at him for the last comment and they all walk off stage.
~*^finis^*~
dun dun dun. this is quirky. I couldn't think of anything else to do and I wanted to do a Blink 182 thing. Didn't quite work out. I'll use Aliens Exist next time. I hope no one has done that yet. Most likely but oh well. ta