Disclaimer: I don't own any chacters in any chapters of the story except giant XYZ which is my username in the 4th chapter. Also I have no idea what's the right rating. T or M? Review.

Super Mario, the scandal

You know those Mario games where Princess Peach is kidnapped by Bowser?

The truth has been revealed!

The story went like this...

Mario has been on another adventure rescuing Princess Peach and has made on the last level in Bowser's Castle.

He outside the room and here's where things get spicy...

(moaning sound)

Mario: (gasp) Bowser has done it this time, he's tormenting Peach!

(Mario enters the room)

Princess Peach: Ohh.. Bowser don't stop.

Bowser: Don't worry, Mario will never get here I've set traps that only a pro will pass.

Princess Peach: (gasp) Mario, this isn't what it looks like!

Mario: Then what's this? I've risk my a** off and nearly eaten from a f***ing piranha flower and what do I get? A princess in bed with a fata** turtle making love!

Bowser: Sorry Mario, but uhh... oh boy, I'm really screwed here aren't' I?

Mario: You got that right you, b****!

Princess Peach: Mario, sorry about this, but...

Mario: But nothing! I'm getting the h*** out of here! Hey call your men to stop attacking.

Bowser: Uhh... okay. All Koopas stop attacking!

(Mario walks away angerly)

(the next day Mario and his brother, Luigi went to a bar)

Mario: I can't believe that son of a b**** made me do that!

Luigi: There, there Mario, there still Daisy.

Mario: Screw it. She's might be with DK.

Wario: Well, look's like someone's disappointed about rescuing his lover.

Mario: Ehh, shut up, Wario. I've had it. All this time I thought we were going to be together. I've risk my life on her, and what do I get? A turtle f***ing her.

Wario: Boy Mario, you really are down. That's why I only do a job if I'm payed.

Mario: I think I should go back to the plumbing company. At least I'm appreciated there.

Luigi: Huh? Yoshi, what are you doing here?

Yoshi: Wahh!

Luigi: Sound like Birdo keeps on beating you at everything.

Wario: (his beeper beeped) Well I got to go, I'm supposed to rescue someone at a cavern. Hope you get over it, Mario.

(2 weeks have passed and the scandal is still strong and Mario is walking near the Mushroom Kingdom Castle)

Toad: Hmm? Mario what are you doing here?

Mario: Leave me alone, you miget! Go back to your "princess"!

Toad: I'm sorry what our princess has done but you got to get over it. It's not worth it.

Mario: (sobbing) Yes it is! I've risk my life, d*** it!

Toad: Mario, it okay.

Mario: JUST OKAY?! This is life-risking we're talking about!

Toad: Well I hope you get better.

(in Peach's castle)

Peach: Bowser, do you think it was a good idea to do that to Mario?

Bowser: I don't know, but a princess and a giant turtle, well some people find that unusally.

Peach: I hope I wasn't too hard on him.

Bowser: Well we're getting married, so this conflit between Koopras and the Mushroom Kingdom are over.

(Peach steps out to the balcony)

Peach: Yeah, but is it worth it?

(Peach then visit Mario's home)

Peach: Mario are you home?

Mario: What do you want? Don't you have to be with you your "boyfriend"?

Peach: About that, we kinda had a fight and we broke up.

Mario: You did?

Peach: Yeah.

Mario: Okay if I see that b**** again then I'll beat his a**.

Peach: Well I'll see ya. (leaves and feeling guilty, thinking) Was it worth lying? Oh well, at least he's better.

(a few days later around 7 in the morning. Luigi wakes up and gets ready for the wedding)

Mario: Luigi, what are you doing? We got a couple of hours still.

Luigi: There's a wedding for Bowser and Peach.

Mario: WHAT?! I thought she broke up with that m*****f***er! I'm going there NOW!

(Mario gets dressed and heads to the wedding)

Luigi: Oh c***. This is going to get ugly.

(at the wedding. To skip the boring part I go where Mario interrupts)

Toad: If there are any reasons why these two should not get married, speak now or forever hold your peace.

(none objected)

Toad: Well then. By the power invested in me I pronounce you man...

Mario: STOP!

(everyone gasped)

Mario: You lied to me! How could you lie to me and marry him?

Peach: Oh boy.

Bowser: Mario, you need to let it go. It's over.

Toad: Technely, I didn't finish the sentence.

Mario: Well BOWSER, it will be OVER!

(Mario runs up to him and punches Bowser in the face)

Bowser: Stop this madness now!

(Mario leaps at Bowser, but Bowser grab him and threw him at the cake, then Mario grabbed a bottle and hit Bowser with it. Bowser shot fireballs at Mario)

Bowser: Look, I don't want to cause any troubles...

Mario: WELL YOU GOT TROUBLE!

(They both came at each other and choking each other)

Peach: STOP! Can't you see what you've done?! You (pointing at Mario) ruined everything in here! And (pointing at Bowser) keep on taking me away when we can have a public relationship! (panting) You know what, you two solve your problems on your own. I'M OUTTA HERE!

(Peach left very upset)

(Mario and Bowser looked at each other)

Mario: So... Now what?

Bowser: We could be friends from now on and we could go go-karting.

Mario: Why not. We could gang up on DK.

(Luigi appeared at the door)

Luigi: Hey wait for me!

The end?

Donkey Kong (DK): Hey why are you two are attacking me for? There are other players you know! Wahhh!