I can't hear anything, my head's throbbing and my body aches. I slowly open my eyes, to see a man, with some HUGE ass eyebrows, and a garden gnome that looks like a person. Wait. That is a person. Whoops. Wait, I have a friend in America that doesn't shut up about these people. Commander Erwin and, Levi Heicho? Oh I'm sorry, allow me to introduce myself. I am Chang Cheng. I am from China. We aren't really on good terms with Japan, so Anime is rare there. My name means, "Thriving Journey" and it seems I'm in one. I then realized I had my Army uniform on. I had joined the Chinese Army a month ago.
"Greetings..." Erwin said, pretty much asking for my name.
"Chang Cheng, my name is Chang Cheng." I answered. Garden Gnome's eyes seemed to have interest in them. Jack, my American friend, says that he doesn't have too much emotion, so this is all new.
"Really? Is that so?" He asked. I hear about "Trolls" too. Time to be one.
"Woah, Eyebrows did you know that this Garden Gnome can talk?" I asked. A woman with glasses burst out with laughter. Her name was... Hanji if I'm not mistaken, which I probably am.
"HAHAHAHAHAHA! EYEBROWS AND GARDEN GNOME! HAH!" Hanji yelled, practically dying with laughter. After she calmed down, she grabbed the bars of my cell.
"WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT TITANS!?" She yelled with a glint that only a person in a Straight Jacket could have.
"My god lady, why hasn't somebody put you in a Straight Jacket?" I asked. She seemed confused.
"What's that?" She asked. "Something that a nut-case wears. You need one." I answered. All she said was 'Oh' and went back to the two commanders.
"Anyways, I have a proposition for you." Erwin said.
"Well? I'm not going to be 20 forever." I said.
"You can join the Survey Corps and help humanity with the Titans. Or let the Military Police have custody of you and dissect you." He said. I raised an eyebrow.
"First off, I have no idea what those things are," I said, surprising everyone, "And secondly, why would these, 'Military Police' bastards dissect me? What, am I an Alien? Or a different race?" I asked. The MP came into my cell with his musket pointed at me. I didn't have cuffs on, so I could easily disarm him. Especially since the dumbass is barley holding his gun right.
"Because you're an Alien from outside the walls, and-" He didn't have time to finish his sentence, and I kicked his shin. The then grabbed the butt of the musket, pushing it down and pushing the barrel up, bashing his nose. I did the two more times, then took his gun from him, dropping it. He looked at me with fear in his eyes. Erwin, Levi and Hanji also backed up.
"First off, bitch, you don't point a gun at a man who's in the Army. I have the right mind the slit your throat. And secondly, don't hold a gun if you're not going to hold it properly, you barley had your hands on it." I spat at him. I then picked up the musket, went to the three 'Survey Corps' commanders, pushing the sorry excuse of an officer behind me, further into the cell. I then pointed the musket at them and motioned them to get inside the cell.
"My turn to ask some questions. Where am I and why am I here?" I asked, holding the musket in a relaxed position, muzzle pointing to the ground. They all looked at me, dumbfounded.
"Forgive me for answering a question, with a question. But where DO you come from?" Hanji asked.
"China." I answered. "They all seemed confused.
"In Asia?" I asked. They seemed to slightly understand.
"Wait, Asia? I thought you people went extinct." Hanji asked. I gave her a confused look.
"Well, minus Mikassa." She said.
"Who's Mikassa?" I asked. As if on cue, a teenage girl and two teenage boys entered. The girl was obviously Asian. One of the boys' had brown hair and eyes, and the other was blond with blue eyes. The blond one looked weaker than a twig. When the brown haired boy saw me, he looked at me confused.
"What's wrong with your eyes?" He asked. I looked at him insulted.
"I'm sorry? What's that supposed to mean? Is the fact that my eyes are slanted wrong or something?" I asked, already getting pissed with this kid, even thought I don't know a thing about him.
"Why do you have Commander Erwin and Squad Leader Hanji captive?" The girl asked.
"Hey brat, me and this MP shit are here too." Levi reminded, annoyed.
"I know." She answered.
"What the hell is up with your voice? You sound dead inside." I asked, backing up slightly. Then another person came, he kind of looked like a grandpa of someone. I wondered why he was still in the service. He looked at me, and didn't even care that I had a musket in my hand.
"Hello young man. How are you this fine day?" He asked with a smile.
"Wow, someone must have slipped something into my tea, because nobody is this calm in a person-holding-a-gun scenario." I said. He just laughed.
"你到底有什麼毛病?" I asked in Traditional Chinese.
"WHAT LANGUAGE IS THAT!?" Hanji asked running up to me. I just pointed the muzzle up and she ran into it, falling down.
"Squad Leader Hanji, are you okay?" The brown-haired boy asked. Hanji just gave him a thumbs up.
"Well, allow me to introduce myself and explain your situation. I am Commander Pixis, and you are in Wall Sina." He said.