Semen on his thigh. He could feel it rolling over the round of the muscle as he stood in Erwin's oversized button up shirt. The thought of how they should have taken just a couple of seconds to clean up blared back into his mind.
In the hallway, a man with dark hair was shuffling his feet nervously.
"Well?" Levi asked, keeping the door just closed enough that he was the only thing that was really visible.
"I was just wondering if you knew Erwin Smith," the man said, looking like he was likely a flight risk in most pressure intensive situations.
"Who?" Levi asked.
"Right," the man said. "He's blonde, about this tall, blue eyes."
"Never heard of him," Levi said. He began to lean back in through the door when the man's hand closed on it, holding everything in place. Levi looked up at him. The semen was rolling into the cleft at the back of his knee now, tickling the sensitive skin there. They should have cleaned up.
"But you see that's his shirt, I recognize it," the man insisted. "So either he's here, or you mugged him."
"Why do you think I mugged your boyfriend?" Levi asked, feeling the liquid roll over his calf muscle toward his ankle. They should have cleaned up.
"He's not my boyfriend, he's my ex-friend. We work at the same law firm," the man explained.
"So you stalk him."
"I'm not stalking him."
"Then what are you doing here, mister…"
"Nile," the man filled in.
"Mister Nile? Looking for a river to swim in?"
He didn't look impressed. Levi didn't think he was worth impressing.
"Where's Erwin?" Nile asked.
"Not here," Levi told him. Which was of course when something clattered loudly behind him.
Nile was instantly trying to plow past Levi into the apartment, knocking Levi's hold on the door frame so that his arm went wide. In a moment of panic, Levi reached for his leg, dragged his fingers through the trail of semen, and smacked his hand straight into Nile's face. They should have cleaned up.
They froze before Levi slowly pulled his hand back. They should have cleaned.
"What is that?" Nile asked in apparent horror, backing away slightly. If they'd just cleaned.
"Butt juice," Levi said. He heard Erwin erupt in a fit of laughter as he closed the door on the man's shocked face.