Hello everyone! So, long story short, this is my first english story (french is my native language) so I apologize for any mistakes you might (will) find and I just hope you will appreciate my efforts anyway.
I accept any forms of reviews, but if you just want to tell me how much crap this is, then you can pass your way and don't come back, thank you very much. I also want to precised that my character will look a lot like a Mary-Sue, but there are good explanations for everything that will happen so just be patient. Also, it is supposed to be humor so even though there will be a main storyline, there will be chapters where it's just crack and fun.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. If I did, then the Akatsuki would have won.
Enjoy!
We are the champions
Setting it of again
Oh we on fire
We on fire!
Running our own campaign
Doing the hole shebang
Oh we on fire
We on fire!
"Get up, stand up, throw your hands up!"
Welcome to the other land of
"Dreamers, brothers, sisters, others!"
Yeah we on fire like that
Listening to the chorus, humming the lyrics and swaying my hips at the rhythm, I jumped on my bed and started signing at my hairbrush as if it was a microphone.
"We are the champions!"
Setting it off again
"Oh we on fire, we on fire!"
Running our own campaign
"Doing the whole shebang! Oh we on fire, we on…"
"BOOM!"
"Ow, get the fuck up you damn assholes!"
"Let me go, Tobi, yeah!"
"Hidan, language."
"Tobi's sorry, sempai! Tobi didn't mean to fall on sempai!"
"I don't fucking care about my fucking language, just get off me!"
"Shut the hell up, fucking psycho."
"Kisame, you're sitting on my back."
"Sorry, Itachi."
"TOBI!"
"Tobi's… AHHHH! DON'T HIT TOBI, TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!"
"Hidan, stop grabbing my ass RIGHT NOW!"
"We shall eat you all if you don't get off us and we will enjoy your pain."
"Hidan, stop grabbing Konan's ass."
"Friggin old man… OW! LET GO KAKUZU! DAMN GREEDY BASTARD!"
"TOBI, HM!"
"Kisame, you're still on my back."
"Sorry, to busy enjoying the show."
"I WILL FUKCING SACRIFICE YOU TO JASHIN FRICKING… UMPH!"
"TOBI YEAH!"
"If you don't stay quiet I will make you my next puppet so stop yelling at the idiot, brat."
"Puppet, hm? Pff, like I would allow you to make me into one of your shitty dolls, yeah. It's not even art! Art is a bang, yeah!"
"You know nothing, art is eternal, brat."
"Art is a blast, yeah! And Tobi, for the last fucking time: LET ME GO, hm!"
"Leader-sama, can we please eat them?"
"We have company."
Like a signal, they all stopped trashing around and looked at me. Wide eyes, I stared at them. They stared at me. I stared at them. They stared at me. Then I realize something awful.
Shaking, I took a few steps in the direction of the bunch of criminals that just appeared in my room and pushed the Jashinist-whore aside, revealing the most horrible thing I have ever seen in my life. My Ipod. My dear thing, my best friend… in pieces. Anger boiling, I turned to the immortal with a nearly psychopathic grin glued at my face.
"Today is the day you die, asshole."
And believe it or not, but I managed to rip his head off before the fucking Weasel Boy managed to knock me out with his damn Sharingan.
I know, it's very short, but it is a kind of first chapter/prologue so... yeah. Here was the first chapter.
Shayla: "Yo everyone, hope you don't mind if I hop in!"
What the hell are you doing here?
Shayla: "I was bored so yeah, here I am! So, how was that first try? You must admit, I am pretty amazing, ne?"
Tsk, you are one of my creation after all... but that's not the point! I just want to...
...: "Where in the fucking hell are we!?"
...
Shayla: "..."
...
Shayla: "..."
What the fuck? Why is Hidan here?
Hidan: "You're the one responsible! Let me free, you motherfuckhumph!"
Shayla *laugh sheepishly while getting away with a head in her bag*: "See ya later!"
*Sigh* Anyway, reviews are most than welcome. See you in the next chapter!
Hidan: "I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!"
Shayla: "Shut the hell up, Zombie Psycho."