The Problems With Heero
Wufie walks up to Duo in alley.
Wufie: Hey Duo!
Duo: What?
Wufie: If you have five dollars and Heero gives you five dollars how much money would you have?
Duo: five dollars.
Wufie: Huh? You don't know math.
Duo: You don't know Heero.
Wufie walks away.
Next day. Quatre walks into kitchen where Duo was reading a comic book.
Quatre: Hey Duo!
Duo: Yeah?
Quatre: Where's Heero?
Duo: Dunno.
Quatre: Why isn't he with you?
Duo: He says he hates it when I just sit here and read my comics. He says it is stupid.
Quatre walks off.
Day after that. Trowa is walking in garden.
Relena: Trowa where is Heero? I thought he was with you?
Trowa: No.
Relena: He was earlier.
Trowa: No duh.
Relena: Why isn't he here now?
Trowa: He says he hates it when I am so silent. HE SHOULD TALK!!!!!!!!
Relena: sigh
Walks off.
Two weeks later. Wufie is in den.
Heero: What are you typing?
Wufie: None of yo business.
Heero: Why?
Wufie: Cuz I said so.
Heero: Cuz why?
Wufie: Shutup.
Heero: Why?
Wufie: BAKA!!!!!!!!!!!
Heero: Who?
Wufie: YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Walks off.