Author's note: Don't say I didn't warn you!!
THIS IS SO STUPID EVEN I CAN'T BELIEVE I WROTE IT.
IF YOU CHOSE TO READ THIS, IT'S OUT OF YOUR OWN FREE WILL!
hope you enjoy.

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Voldermort is singing this to the tune of Pink's Most Girls.

I never cared too much for killing pure bloods.
It was all a waste of time, that I just did not have.
Muggles and Mudbloods were the issue of the day.
No one wanted them around and neither di-id I.
But now Potter has arrived and I want him to be dead more then the-e-em.
So sure there are some mudbloods,
and sure there are some muggles,
and sure I wanna kill them.
But Potter mu-ust be first yes yes

chorus
Most dark lords wana kill some muggles,
or they wanna kill mudbloods.
But everything that I dream of is killing Potter.
yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeaaaahhh yeeaaaahhh


I was a dark lord that was invinsible,
no-one could get rid of me.
But then Potter came along
and he ruined my reputation.
For this he is gonna pay!!
Yea-es he is!!
chorus

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Author's note: I know that that was bad but I was in a very crazy mood so would you please excuse me.
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