Hello,
My name is Special Agent Patricia Longbottom. I am part of the LDA, or London Dumbldore's Army. Ever since Harry Potter left Hogwarts, the DA has expanded. Students from every house are involved. I am sending you this message to ask you to join our forces. If you are the person who is supposed to be reading this message then you will respond. If you are not the person, then please leave this page now and don't tell anyone about this message. If my forces find out that you are reading this and you were not specifically ordered by the DA to respond to this message, we will have to hunt you down and have our most skilled Memory Charmers erase any recollection of this from your mind.
If you are the right person, the DA needs help. Evil forces have risen and trying to take over the Ministry. They are targeting our highest in rank and disguising themselves as workers. It is hard to pick the imposters from the regular civilians. We need you to go undercover and try to figure this out. The rest of the LDA with be with you. If you, for some reason, decide not to help us, we will erase any recollection of this message from your mind.
Please message us as soon as possible. The wizarding world may depend on it.
Special Agent Patricia Longbottom