Yang: Whatcha doing?
Blake: Nothing. Just going over notes from last semester.
Yang catches a grape in her mouth.
Yang: Lame.
Nora giggles as she continues to toss grapes at yang with her spoon. Yang catches the fruit with ease, giving Nora the thumbs up. You turn to see Ruby, giving an enormous heave, slam a binder onto the table, catching everyone off guard.
Reader: Ruby, what is this?
Ruby: Sisters... friends... Weiss.
Weiss: Hey!
Ruby: Four score and seven minutes ago, I had a dream.
Yang: This ought to be good.
Ruby: A dream that one day, the four of us will come together, as a team, and have the most fun anyone has ever had... ever!
Weiss: Did you steal my binder?
Ruby: I am not a crook.
Blake: What are you talking about?
Ruby: I'm talking about kicking off the semester with a bang!
Yang: I always kick my semesters off with a Yang! Eh? Guys? Am I right?
Reader: Yang?
Yang: Yes, y/n?
Reader: That was really bad.
You watch an apple sail towards Yang and hit her in the face. She glares at Nora.
Reader: Oh no.
Nora: Boooooooooooooooo!
Ruby: Look guys, it's been a good two weeks and between more exchange students arriving and the tournament at the end of the year, our second semester is going to be great! But, classes start back up tomorrow! Which is why I've taken the time to schedule a series of wonderful events for us today.
Weiss: I don't know whether to be proud or scared of what you have in store.
Yang, still glaring, picks up an apple and tosses it across the room.
?: Hey!
Blake: I don't know. I think I might sit this one out.
Weiss: Sit out or not, I think that however we spend this last day, we should do it as a team!
Nora: I got it!
Weiss: I for one think that...
At that moment, Weiss is hit in the face with a pie.
Reader: Oh no.
You turn towards team JNPR to see Nora pointing at Ren, like he threw it, while he just sits with his face in his hands. Weiss gets up and throws an orange at Nora but misses and hits Jaune in the head, knocking him out of his seat.
Pyrrha: Jaune! Are you okay?
Jaune: I'll be fine.
At this point, Weiss, still mad, grabs an orange and throws it at Nora again. This time the orange hits Nora in the forehead, knocking her back. Nora gets up and grabs her milk and throws it at Weiss. Weiss ducks underneath the throw. Yang, unfortunately, was hit by the milk, which exploded in her hair.
Yang: NOORRAA!
Yin: Food Fight!
You watch everybody start to rush to get out of the cafeteria while you and your team just sit at your table and watch team RWBY and JNPR.
Nora: Ahahahaha!
Somehow while you were watching the students rush out of the cafeteria, team JNPR had built a makeshift for out of the tables.
Reader: She made that unbelievably fast.
Primavera: It's Nora, she can do pretty much anything.
Nora: I'm queen of the castle! I'm queen of the castle!
Ruby: Justice will be swift! Justice will be painful! It will be delicious!
Team RWBY: Yeah!
Nora: Off with their heads!
You turn to look at your team.
Reader: Should we join them?
Primavera: No.
You turn towards team RWBY and team JNPR before turning back towards your team.
Reader: You think we'll be safe here?
Yin: We'll be fine.
Reader: Alright.
You turn towards team RWBY and JNPR as the food fight begins. You watch Nora jump down from the top of her tower.
Ruby: Yang! Turkey!
Yang rolls over to the turkeys and sticks her fists inside them, proceeding to block and punch the melons as they speed toward her. After some fighting, Nora knocks Weiss into a pillar. The impact knocks her out and Ruby holds her in her arms as the pillar collapses around them.
Ruby: Weiss, Weiss! Don't leave me! Nooo!
You watch as Ruby activates her semblance and causes a tornado to form.
Reader: Oh no.
You turn to see the tornado coming towards you. You and your team just sit there and accept your fate. You and your team were sent through a window. You get up and follow a monkey Faunus and a blue haired guy back into the cafeteria. You hear the doors open up behind you. You turn around to see a very angry Witch. She proceeds to use telekinesis to re-organize the room.
Glynda: Children, please. Do not play with your food!
Nora burps aloud as both Teams JNPR and RWBY try and fail to compose themselves. A screaming Yang then crashes from the ceiling into one of the tables. At this point the rest of your team walks in, covered in soda. The others stop laughing and turn to see you and your team covered in soda glaring at them.
Ruby: Oops. Heh.