This may be a little bit of humour but I am terrible at that.
"L-l-lu-Ch-chan"
"What's up Levy? You don't look so good."
"G-gaj-Gajeel. He-" and like that Levy fainted.
"LEVY LEVY!" Lucy said. She was worried all right. Levy was not one to stutter and faint.
"Mira! Levy need help!" Lucy yelled.
Mira ran as quickly as she could to Levy and together they carried her to the nearby infirmary.
"Levy. Levy! LEVY!"
"HAI!" Levy woke with a jolt. When Lucy screamed, no one can sleep. The only way you couldn't hear Lucy scream is if you are dead or about three towns away.
"Levy what happened. I was so worried."
"Gajeel he asked me out. On a. on a" Levy was about to faint but Lucy gave her some water feeling a little worried for the bookworm.
"He asked me on a date..."
…
"FINALLY! I have waited for like ever for this!"
Levy looked at her with an astounded face.
"Oh uh I mean uh. That's nice. What's the problem?"
"The problem is I need help! What do I wear? What do I order? Do I put anything on my face? What's that thing called again? Um Mikoop? Mekap?"
"You mean make-up?"
"Yes that!"
Lucy sweat dropped this girl needs help.
outside the infirmary
Gajeel was looking stiff and uncomfortable.
"HAHAHA! Gajeel you look funny!" Laughed Natsu.
Gajeel did nothing. Then Natsu worried for his nakama.
"Oi what's wrong? You look a little … weird"
"I asked shrimp on a date"
"You asked a prawn out on a date?"
"NO not a prawn baka! Bookworm!"
"You asked a worm that looks like a book out on a date? You are really weird Gajeel."
"IDIOT I'M Talking about Levy DAMMIT!"
"oohh then you should have told methat then we wouldn't be in this mess now would we?"
"OH shut up flame brain. I need you to come with me. I need help and there is no way in heck that I am asking that she- demon Mira, or gray or cana, or macao or"
Natsu's head was starting to scrunch up and he began scratching his head as Gajeel went on. Soon He snapped.
"OI we have too many people in the guild you're making my head dizzy just stop talking! I'll help you okay."
"Thanks idiot."
"No problems Gajeel. Now we can start by me asking you. What is a date" Gajeel fell out of his chair. This kid isn't serious.
"Oh is it that fruit that you put in cakes but when you eat it without cake or pudding it tastes horrible?"
Dammit the kid's serious ."Idiot Here I'll tell you."
Mean while.
"Mira, Erza. I need to ask you a favor." The Master said in a stern voice.
"Yes master?" They both answere.
"I need you to get into contact with her"
"You don't mean." Erza worried.
"Yes. I do mean her."
"Master she. She is . Why do we need to call her?"Erza tried to reason.
"The guild was waged war by a dark 's name is Black Blood. Amazingly, the magic Council gave us permission to use any means neccasary to defeat them."
"You mean the dark guild is this strong?"
"OF COURSE THEY'RE STRONG OTHERWISE I WOULDN-"
"Now, now Master, calm down." Mira said with a scolding face.
" Look you two. She isn't as violent as she looks. She is actually quite cute hehehe" he said with a perverted smile.
"Master" Mira said with an intimidating face
"Gomen ,Gomen. Look all jokes aside, she needs to come back. She is our only hope in winng this war."
"Can I ask master for some information on this guild."Erza asked.
"To put it simply." Master said. He took a long drink of frothing beer. When he downed it all he lloked to them with dark eyes." When they come, every one of their guild members will be involved."
"Meaning?"
"You see, every mage in that guild is an S-class mage"
Erza and Mira's eyes grew with fear. There may be a generous amount of s-class mages in their guild. But every person in that dark guild is an s-rank.
"And um how many mages are in that guild?"
"I'm afraid that there are over 155 mages."
"How do you know that?"
"Because I went undercover there for two months and barely made it out alive."
Lucy's House
Lucy opened the door of her apartment with Levy right behind her. Only to find Natsu asleep on her bed with Happy.
Lucy clenched her fist in anger. "Natsu
.
.
.
YOU'RE DEAD!"
with a voice as loud as a mountain lion, anyone, including Natsu would wake up with a jolt. But because Natsu is Natsu, he wakes up and falls on the floor stepping on happy's tail,.
"NYAA NATSU THAT HURTS!"
"Gomen Gomen . I had a bad dream that Lucy came and she walked in and she..."
"idiot I'm right here now get out!"
"but Lucy i need he-"
"OUT!" Screamed Lucy. From the outside, you'd see a pink haired boy and a blue cat being kicked out by a blonde through a window.
"now Levy . Of course I said I would help you. But since it is a simple date we only need to do little yet effective things to 'help you" said Lucy as she suddenly turned to Levy with a Lab coat and glasses on. Levy gulped. Dating sounds hard. She's read it in books but there is a big difference between learning and doing. She didn't care of make-up or clothes. She always avoided those Books since she Saw more pictures than she saw words when she had to walk throughout that aisle at the library. It was also very annoying to get through that aisle since overly dressed girls would go there to gossip and point at pictures. To Levy, the make-up and fashion aisle in the Library was a nuisance for her to get to the modern history aisle.
"Lu-chan please don't Go overboard." Levy pleaded.
"nonsense Levy-chan. Sit in this chair and leave everything to me. Here put these studs on. They are actually speakers and even dragon slayers can't hear what they say. Only you can. I'll tell you what to say okay?"
"um"
"good now"
Lucy continued on not noticing that a pink haired Mage heard a bit of Lucy's plan.
"secret speakers! Cool, I'll do the same thing for Gajeel."
Natsu went and did the same thing as Lucy. When the night came, Lucy sat in the booth behind Levy and Gajeel, the side closest to Levy. Natsu did the same but on the side closest to Gajeel.
The conversation between Levy and Gajeel was very casual but funnily they each found out how similar they were to each other. There were the very few times that Natsu or Lucy helped them. Lucy was amazed to even think Levy needed any help at all.
Soon though The door to the restaurant was opened by a hooded figure. The woman was no other than the she devil. MiraJane Strauss. She walked past and saw a table with Natsu alone without food. Which is a very rare sight.
"Natsu what are you doing here? Without any food?" Sake a curious Mira.
"helping Gajeel on his date with Levy." Natsu replied in a bored tone. He seemed really hungry so Mira gave him a plate of fire chicken.
"Eh? Mira how did you do that ? That is awesome! "He said stuffing his mouth With the whole chicken.
"I always come prepared for anything. Look!" She said as she opened her cape. Natsu's mouth dropped to the ground .There was every type of food in there. Cookies, fire chickens ,ice cream, spaghetti. Everything." I'm here for the same reason as you. I heard that Gajeel asked Levy on a date and I took it upon myself to help them to make this relationship successful !" she said with a thumbs up and a tongue sticking out of her smile."I better put this hood back on though. I don't want Levy and Gajeel to notice me. Luckily, all the food within my cape hides my scent so Gajeel won't be able to notice my scent."
Mira kept on walking and looked to the couple. She winked at them and they winked back. The plan is in action.
A few days ago.
Mira was walking in the park to go to the markets. She past the large Sakura tree finding Gajeel and Levy having a picnic. Levy was leaning on Gajeel's shoulder .
Mira walkeD up to them with a large smile and a camera. She took a quick photo of them, but the flash was not left unnoticed. Levy and Gajeel snapped their heads to Mira.
"Mira please erase that photo~~~."levy pleaded on her knees.
"nope" Mira said playfully as she held the camera victoriously.
then the almighty Gajeel did the most desperate thing. " we'll do anything just erase that photo."
"anything you say?" Mira said evilly, her eyes now slanted and filled with schemes.
"crap."
Which brings us to now. Gajeel and Levy were blackmailed to setup Natsu and Lucy together...
Mira passed Lucy and stopped at her table. "Oh Lucy, you too?"
"huh?" Lucy turned to see Mira. " oh Mira. I'm here to help Levy -chan. Did you know Gajeel asked her out on a date? We have all waited for this moment!"
"yes I heard. I guess we all came for the same reason."
"we?"
"Yes . Did you not know that Natsu is also here helping Gajeel."
Natsu? Help Gajeel? Does Natsu even know what a date is?
"wow er really? "
"we'll I better get going. I'm going to go and help those two as well."
mira walked to the kitchen and Lucy heard a scream and a thump. She looked to the kitchen area and saw the head chef sprawled out infront of the kitchen door.
Lucy ran up to the poor man.
"Mister are you okay? " asked Lucy
"No of course I am not okay! That woman kicked me, the head chef, out! How dare she! " the short little man Shouted in his little tantrum.
"Oi Oi. What's going on? It sounded like a fight! Can I join?" Asked a completely stupid Natsu.
"Natsu there is no fight. Mira probably kicked him out to mess with Levy and Gajeel's food. That woman does not have boundaries." Lucy explained as she shook her head.
"Lucy can we go now?"whined Natsu who obviously looked bored.
"why? We are both doing a favor for Gajeel and Levy aren't we?"
"But Levy and Gajeel are gone."
"eh?"
Lucy turned to see that indeed levy and Gajeel have both disappeared.
A waiter then went to the empty table with a tray of food. But finding the table empty he was about to throw the food in anger.
"We have to save the FOOD!"screamed Natsu. As he grabbed Lucy's arm and dragged her to the table.
"eh? Natsu what are you doing?"
"Lucy can't you see all that food?" whispered Natsu as they sat down in front of the angry cleared his throat "sorry for the wait we will have our food now!" Natsu said in a very childish voice. The waiter relaxed and served the food to Natsu and Lucy.
when the waiter left Lucy's stomach grumbled at the sight of the food. It looked beautiful. It was a perfect serving of Spaghetti bolognaise with basil. But it was a large serving. And there was two forks. Does this mean that.
"grubs up... Itadakismasu!" Said Natsu as he began eating.
This is just like a date. But this is a really weird turn of events since no one asked no one to go on a date. This is really weird. Thought Lucy. She shrugged it of and also began to eat.
In the kitchen Mira giggled. Her planned worked. She knew Natsu would not let food go to waste.
The waiter and the chef entered the kitchens. She smiled at them. The chef took a mask off his face revealing a very happy Makarov. The waiter pulled her mask And wig off revealing Erza. Why are they helping? The answer is simple. After that very serious conversation about her Mira asked them a favour which of course they accepted. Everyone in the guild wanted them together. Even a blind and deaf man can see how much they are made for each other.
"okay Mira you had your fun now I need you two to leave immediately. You know where she lives. I expect her to come tomorrow."
Mira and Erza left with a nod and made their way to the back and to the streets. The began walking through the town and made it to the mountain range nearby. The found the house near the edge of a lake. It was quite small and modest. Erza knocked on the door.
The door opened just a crack and a voice greeted them. " Erza. Mira. It's been a while hasn't it?"
the two women smiled warmly. The girl really was nice but a her magic power was incredibly strong. They were shaking and barely able to stand.
" Gomen. I haven't muted my magic in a while this is as much as I could hold at the moment. Don't worry by tomorrow I should be used to it. But what brings you here?" The girl asked
"We have a favor to ask you. Our guild is waged war by a dark guild named Black Blood and needs you're help. Without you, our defeat is well. Our defeat is definite."
"But you have survived every war without me so far. Why do I join all of a sudden?' the girl asked.
"Because this dark guild is made up of over 15 s-class mages." Erza replied with a stern voice.
There was silence all of a sudden.
"I believe that you contacted everyone?"
"Well Gildarts is on his way, Mystogan doesn't exist in this world anymore. Laxus is already there. You are the last one to contact."
"This is serious isn't it. But still I don't understand why you chose me." The girl said.
"Master chose you because you are the Shadow Rose. You are the only one who has ever beaten Master Makarov in our guild without a scratch."
"the girl's eyes soon became visible. Her deep golden eyes seemed to glow.
"If it's for Master Makarov, then I will come tommorrow morning." The door opened completely "please come and stay the night. It's cold and I don't want you getting sick."
"Arigatou, Rose Jade"
So there are many many parts to this FanFic that I'm making. So if you get confused about anything then just tell me.
Hopefully i don't get too side tracked in this story. I don't know if this was any good so please review, good or bad comments I don't really mind.
Just in case you bother following this story, i'm warning you right now that i am absolutley TERRIBLE with deadlines.
So yeah :)