A/N well I have a new one shot me and my sis came up with based on a what if prompt from my sis "What if Jace found out and watched the duck song?"
Disclaimer: do I act like Cassandra Clare I hope not I mean then I am in trouble. nor do I own the duck song.
on with the One shot!
Jace's POV
So When someone asks if you want to see something on YouTube don't go for it. I didn't think music was annoying till now that is I mean ducks are not funny you hear me...not. I was at Magnus' place just chilling when I see clary with her laptop. I don't necessarily see why she has it then I see it. "What's the duck song?" I ask looking at her.
"Well Jace the duck song is a song about a duck whom is obsessed with grapes"
"WHAT don't show me I don't want to see it"
"Too bad"
"Why"
"Magnus asked me to get you out of his apartment the only way to do so is to scare you out"
"How?"
"By playing this"
(Bum bum bum, ba-dum ba-dum)
A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
And he
said to the man, running the stand
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?"
The man said
"No, we just sell lemonade. But it's cold
And it's
fresh
And it's all home-made. Can I get you
glass?"
The duck
said,
"I'll pass."
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle)
'Til
the very next day.
(Bum bum bum bum Bum da-dum)
The duck walked up to
the lemonade stand
And he said to the man, running the stand,
"Hey! (Bum
bum bum) Got any grapes?
The man said
"No, like I said yesterday,
We
just sell lemonade. OK?
Why not give it a try?"
The duck
said,
"Goodbye."
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle)
Then he
waddled away.
(Waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle
waddle)
'Til the very next day.
(Bum bum bum bum bum ba-dum)
When
the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man running the
stand,
"Hey! (bum bum bum) Got any grapes?
The man said,
"Look, this is
getting old.
I mean, lemonade's all we've ever sold.
Why not give it a
go?"
The duck said,
"How 'bout, no."
Then he waddled
away
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day.
(Bum
bum bum bum bum ba-dum)
When the duck walked up to the lemonade
stand
And he said to the man running the stand,
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"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?"
The
man said,
"THAT'S IT!
If you don't stay away, Duck,
I'll glue you to
a tree and leave you there all day,
stuck.
So don't get to close!"
The duck said,
"Adios."
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day.
(Bum bum bum bum bum
ba-dum)
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to
the man running the stand,
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) got any glue?"
"What?"
"Got any glue?"
"No, why would I– oh!"
And one more
question for you;
"Got any grapes?"
(Bum bum bum, bum bum
bum)
And the man just stopped.
Then he started to smile.
He
started to laugh.
He laughed for a while.
He said,
"Come on duck,
let's walk to the store.
I'll buy you some grapes
So you won't have to
ask anymore."
So they walked to the store
And the man bought some grapes.
He gave one to the duck and the duck said,
"Hmm... No thanks. But you
know what sounds good?
It would make my day.
Do you think this
store...
Do you think this store...
Do you think this store...has any…
lemonade?"
(Fading)
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle)
Then
he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle
waddle)
In all truth I screamed like a little girl the entire time. I ran from the apartment when I got to the institute I ran to my room and actually started freaking out.
I later here Clary on the phone.
"Wait till he sees the second one"