50 things I learned from Dragon Ball and Dragon Ball Z
AN: Redoing this with small bits for each one on the list divided into 5 chapters so it won't get taken down. Here are 1-10.
1. Screaming is the best way to make yourself stronger.
"This is a Super Saiyan who has ascended past a Super Saiyan, or you can just call it a Super Saiyan 2."
"Ho hum, what a useless transformation. You changed your hair, so what? That still doesn't mean you can defeat my Buu!"
"And this… is to go… even further…beyond! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! WHAAAAAAAAAA! WHA, WHA, YAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
"Huhh, huhh, huhh. Sorry that took so long. This is what I call a Super Saiyan 3."
2. Child abuse can be funny.
"AHHHHH!" Goku ran around and around Roshi's island in terror, an angry blonde chasing behind him with machine guns blazing.
"Get back here you little bastard! I'll teach you a lesson for walking around the house butt naked like that!"
"AHHHHH!"
3. Evil space emperors don't know how long 5 minutes is.
"Just another two minutes monkey, and this fight is over one way or another!"
"But… hasn't it already been 5 minutes? Actually I think we've been at this for over an hour now…"
"Don't be ridiculous, of course it's been 3 minutes. A simple monkey like yourself shouldn't question such things. I know exactly how long a Planet Cold minute is."
"… how long does that translate into for Earth minutes?"
4. Slugs can be badass too.
Android 17 looked around in shock at the hundreds of energy balls surrounding him from all sides.
"Well… shit."
"HELLZONE GRENADE!"
5. The bald midget CAN get the hot chick
"Why'd you wish that bomb out of my chest?" Krillin froze, he hadn't heard that voice in almost a year, and he certainly hadn't expected to hear it anytime soon. The short man turned and looked into the eyes of the blonde android glaring down at him. He mentally suppressed his shudder, it wouldn't do to have her know that he was afraid. He didn't want to anger her to make her leave, not after all this time.
"Because, well, despite the fact that I don't really know you all too well, I care for you." 18 stared at him for a long minute, and his bald scalp slowly became slick with sweat. Finally though, she gave him a small grin.
"Then maybe we can get to know each other a bit better."
6. Body swapping is only funny when it happens to someone else.
"So Kakarot is Ginyu now? And he can't use his full power? What the heck did I do to deserve this?
7. Always scream out the name of your attack.
"Actually Bojack… there is one word that comes to mind. KAMEHAMEHA!"
8. Blonde is the strongest hair color.
"What? What the heck is this? The monkeys only have black hair not blonde! Why did he change?"
"Frieza, now you've done it. Now you've made me angry! YOU'LL PAY!"
9. Woman with blue hair like to change their hair style a LOT.
Approximately 17 actually, one during each time period. Jeez, I mean come on. She changes hair color more than every single other character changes their appearance in the entire series.
10. Shape shifting cat beats giant monkey.
"I got him Yamcha!" Puar moved in behind Goku as she transformed herself into a massive pair of scissors. With a massive snap they closed on the Great Ape's tail, sending the large heap of flesh crashing bloodily to the ground. With a roar the monster lost it's form, shifting back into the small boy from which it came from.