A Long Winter's Night

by Tiffany Park

Colonel Makepeace is captured by sinister elf commandos and taken to a strange parallel universe ruled by the despotic, all-powerful Santa Claus. A rather twisted crossover with AU versions of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" (1964) and "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians" (1964). An SG-3/Makepeace story written back in 2003, but hey, it's holiday themed.

1. Chapter 1

TITLE: A Long Winter's Night

AUTHOR: Tiffany Park

STATUS: Complete

CATEGORY: Humor, Action/Adventure, Crossover, Christmas, List Challenge Response

SPOILERS: A couple of minor references to the quartet of "There But For the Grace of God", "Politics", "Within the Serpent's Grasp", and "The Serpent's Lair"

SEASON: Season Two

PAIRINGS: None

RATING: PG-13

CONTENT WARNINGS: Minor language, cartoon violence. Trampling of cherished childhood memories.

SUMMARY: Colonel Makepeace is captured by sinister elf commandos and taken to a strange parallel universe ruled by the despotic, all-powerful Santa Claus. A rather twisted crossover with AU versions of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" (1964) and "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians" (1964).
ARCHIVE: Ha. Rankin and Bass would probably sic a hit man on me for what I did to their characters.

DISCLAIMER: Stargate SG-1 and its characters are the property of Stargate (II) Productions, Showtime/Viacom, MGM/UA, Double Secret Productions, and Gekko Productions. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and its characters are the property of Rankin/Bass Productions. Frosty the Snowman and its characters are the property of Rankin/Bass Productions. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians and its characters are the property of Jalor Productions. This story is for entertainment purposes only and no money exchanged hands. No copyright infringement is intended. The original characters, situations, and story are the property of the author. This story may not be posted elsewhere without the consent of the author.

AUTHOR'S NOTES: Written for the ColRMakepeaceSG-3 list at YahooGroups. Many thanks to WGKirbyCat for the beta.

Happy holidays, everyone! Heh.

December 2012: This is another fic that I've dredged off my hard drive. It was written ages and ages ago, waaaaay back in 2003. Originally, all my SG-3 stories were written for the Makepeace list at yahoogroups in 2000-2006 or so. Anyhow, this is a Christmas themed story that was never posted anywhere but the list. Dunno if anyone cares about SG-3 fics at this late stage of the game (I'm guessing not), but here you go anyway.