Disclaimer: I don't own The Outsiders.
Full Summary: A silly little song that my friends and I came up with while reading The Outsiders. Set to the tune of 'Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer'.

You know Darry and Johnny
And Sodapop and Ponyboy...
Two-bit and Steve
And Bob and Randy...
But do you recall?
The most meanest Greaser of all!
(dun-dun-dun)

Dally the Hoodlum Greaser! (greaser!)
Had a very bad attitude!
And if you ever saw him (saw him)
You had better run away!
All of the mean-o Socs (Socs)
Used to run and cry and scream!
'Cause Dally the Hoodlum Greaser (greaser)
Always stole their ice cream!

Then one foggy rumble night
Johny came to say
(Watch a sunset!)
Then Johnny went and died
And Dally committed suicide.
And all the Greasers cried (cried)
And the Socs cried out with glee (yipee!)
Dally, the Hoodlum Greaser (greaser)!
You'll go down in history!