Die White Goats by DarkSpyroIke
This was just something I wrote to pass the time and in responce to when I drew Ripto Claudio Sanched-ified and posted it on Spyro fans Anonymous. I know it's stupid, but it's damn funny when you think about it. (at least to me!) When a character does something, it's written in italics. The song is "The Velorium Camper III: Al the Killer" by Coheed and Cambria. If you've read A.C.I.D. Reign, you'll understand why Ripto sings: "DIE WHITE GOATS!!" I own nothing in this story.
Ripto: Vocals, Guitar
Gnasty: Lead Guitar, Backing Vocals
Grendor: Bass, Strangling vocals
The Sorceress: Drums, Vocal Treatments
(The four villians walk onto a stage. Gnasty's wearing his normal armor and black leather. Grendor is wearing his normal wizard's robe, but in black. Ripto, for some odd reason has a huge mop of brown curly hair and blond bangs and is wearing jeans and an Iron Maiden shirt. The Sorceress, choosing to keep her dignity, is dressed normally. The villians pick up their instruments)
(Ripto starts out into a small gutiar solo. The music starts out soft at first, but gradually gets louder. You start to wonder "Where is this song going?". Suddenly, Ripto breaks into song, with Gnasty on dark-sounding deep backround vocals)
At birth given scars along tender scaled liberties
In justice for awkward living situated causalities
They lay dead in Winter Tundra
careful not to wake them they're....crystallized
In the morrow's good mourning
the Dragons will discard the wish to live
All:Let the Dragon Realms know in the name of the dead we're coming!
When I kill her, I'll have her
(Grendor screams in a voice like a dying cat: Dance upon the graves of the dead, upon your name!)
Die white goats, die white goats.
(Dance upon the graves of the dead, upon the graves of the dead!)
(The music gets louder. The Sorceress sings vocal treatments lightly in the backround)
You'll get nothing for something
arise the hidden war of a dead song, unsung.
The night of Avalar's day
beneath the surface sealed by the floors, boarded up.
Seal the lips of your voice with haste
and cower at the sounds as they make their way.
surprise speed and malice, the opposing break the surface hold ready
All: Let the Dragon Realms know, in the name of the dead, we're coming!
When I kill her, I'll have her
(Grendor: Dance upon the graves of the dead, upon your name)
Die white goats, die white goats.
(Dance upon the graves of the dead, upon the graves of the dead!)
(The music gets sfter now. Grendor makes strangling noises in the backround as Ripto sings:)
Will the killing veil love? Should Spyro play dumb?
But killing's no fun when the heroes are none.
(Insert monster gutiar solo and more strangling noises)
Bye bye world, bye bye world....
(Dance upon the graves of the dead upon your name!)
Die white goats, die white goats.
(Dance upon the graves of the dead, upon the graves of the dead!)
Bye bye world, bye by world
(Dance upon the graves of the dead upon the graves of the dead!)
Die white goats, bye bye world.
(Dance upon the graves of the dead, upon the graves of the dead, upon the graves of the dead, upon their graves!)
( sing until fades out)
Was it really that stupid? Flames will be accepted, R&R please.