Love Gone Insanely Opposite

Summary: Parody of Love Gone Insane and the first of my and Neo Dragon X's True to Your Heart Special Guardians Edition Series. Twilight and Drago each had just perfected Cupid's love arrow. However, they accidentally hit Discord and Razenoid…and the two of them fall in love with Celestia and Arceus! All characters and shows belong to their respective owners.

Prologue: Free Once More

"Careful with it, girls," Twilight said to her friends as they set Discord's statue on the pedestal in the center of the labyrinth. As they were, their guardians were setting Razenoid's statue on the pedestal next to Discord's, careful not to drop it. Also with them are Spike the baby dragon, his guardian Ventus Skyress, Princess Celestia of the Sun, her guardian Lady Arceus of Light, Princess Luna of the Moon, and her guardian/Arceus' sister Lady Giratina of the Dead.

The Wielders of the Elements of Harmony and their guardians have just turned Discord and his guardian Razenoid back into stone and are now hiding them away within the labyrinth so that nopony will find them and free them from their petrified prison again. The labyrinth is a very difficult place to figure out because of its size and puzzles (compliments of the princesses and their guardians), so it sounds like the perfect hiding place.

"I just couldn't believe he broke free before just now," Luna said before turning to her sister. "If I had knowneth sooner, Big Sister, I would have helped."

"Me, too," Giratina concurred with a growl. "That Razenoid has a lot of nerve for separating Arceus and me and worrying me so much about her."

"We know, Luna and Giratina," Celestia said to her solemnly as Arceus placed a comforting forehoof on the ghost-dragon's shoulder to calm her. "But I just couldn't risk letting you fight Discord. You remember what happened when we did the last time, little sister." The blue Alicorn looked down sadly.

"Yes…" she answered quietly. "I remember…" Rarity turned to her with concern.

"Whatever did he do to you, Your Highness?" she asked. "Did he break your wing? Damage your horn?" She then gasped with fear.

"He vandalized your beautiful crown, didn't he?" she cried with anger before sending a death glare to Discord's statue. "Ooh, if he was in breakable stone, I'd be smashing him up real good until—"

"Lady Rarity, calm down," Taylean said, rushing over to his partner's side. "You know that sort of anger will mess up your mane." The Unicorn quickly calmed down at her guardian's words.

"Oh, thank you, Taylean," she sighed, placing her forehoof on her beating heart. "I don't know what I would've done without your concern." Twilight's guardian Drago then turned to Luna.

"What exactly did he do to you, Your Highness?" he asked.

"He was the cause of me becoming Nightmare Moon," Luna answered, also glaring up at the petrified demon. "He used on me the same spell he casted on your partner and her friends."

"By filling yer head wit lies?" asked Applejack.

"Jeez," Wolfurio replied with a glare up at the petrified Draconequus. "Talk about harsh…"

"Yes," the younger princess answered. "I can never forgiveth him for the pain he has put my sister through."

"Oh, Luna," Giratina replied, going up to her partner and hugging her with fond comfort.

"Well, you have no need to worry now, Princess," Rainbow Dash said to her with a proud smile. "He won't be getting out of there again." And the princesses know that by there, she meant Discord's stone prison.

"Same with Razenoid," her guardian Helios said, turning to said demon Bakugan's statue with a confident glare.

"Can we please leave now?" asked Fluttershy, shivering at the sight of the statues. "I don't like the way they're looking at me."

"Ditto," her guardian Boulderon said with a gulp.

"For once, I agree with you, guys," Rainbow answered. "Let's get out of here."

"Yeah," cheered Pinkie Pie. "There's a celebration waiting for us!"

"Last one to the buffet line's a Level-One Bakugan!" cheered her guardian Trister. With the help of Unicorn magic and wings, Spike, the two Princesses, the Mane Six, and all of their guardians flew out of the labyrinth and back to the castle.

However, when they were all gone, a circle of dark aura began emitting from where Discord's heart should be, the same going for where Razenoid's heart should be. Cracks then began growing from the aura all across their stone bodies. Pieces of stone began falling off of them like eggshell fragments, revealing their living bodies underneath. They then began falling off of them like boulders in a rockslide. When the miniature rockslides had ceased, Discord Razenoid stood on their pedestal, now living flesh and blood instead of stone. The chaotic demon then pressed his hands into his back and pushed it to crack it with a groan as his evil guardian cracked his stiff neck.

"Aww, jeez!" the Draconequus growled as his spine crackled loudly. "I'm gonna be feeling that tomorrow morning."

"You think you got aches and pains?" Razenoid replied as his partner then shook the tiny remaining pieces of stone off of his body and stood up straight on the pedestal once more. "I got kinks in places I didn't even know I had, even my wings." He then stretched his wings, and their joints popped from the stretch.

"Well, at least we had those fillies and their guardians fooled," he said to himself with a sly smirk. "True, those blasted Elements of Harmony and Attributes of Power have drained both of us of half of our powers, but that doesn't mean we can't fight Celestia and Arceus."

"And since we weren't turned to stone for the first time on account of those ponies and their guardians foolishly replacing Rainbow Dash and Helios with that little dragon and Skyress," Razenoid added with a smirk, "We're now immune to the Elements and Attributes." They then turned to Castle Celestia with dark look in their eyes.

"We'll have to wait a little longer, though," he added, "regain a bit of strength…hire a few henchmen…then attack when they least expect it."

"Agreed," Razenoid replied with a nod. They then took off into the sky and flew off for the Everfree Forest.

Celestia…Arceus…they thought with growls. We'll be coming back for you and your little Ponies of Harmony and their Guardians of Power!