Author's Note: This is my first time so… yeah
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, they belong to Masahi Kishimoto (creator of Naruto)
Just to clarify the pairings: The Pairings will be hidden. MUWAHAHAHA. Sorry for the long intro. -Dies- Also another thing… swearing…
"Inner self" XD – I might include this
'thoughts'
"speaking"
Emphasizing a word
SOUND EFFECTS
Chapter 1: Already?
There was 2 weeks until the last year of school started. 12th grade that was. Sakura was sulking and looking out the window. 'I'm bored to death.' 'But I don't wanna die young.' "Looks like I'm so bored I'm mentally talking to myself." It was summer and it was burning not even a single hit of wind… 'The world is fucked up. And who the fuck would turn themselves into crisps to have some fun? Okay maybe Ino… and Naruto… oh and Kiba.'
RINGGGG RINGGGG RINGGGG
She picked up her phone thinking who would want to call this time of the shitty day.
'Sasuke? What does he want this time?'
Accepting the call, Sasuke, with his usual grumpy, cold voice spoke, "Where the heck are you?"
Hearing noises like little children. Sakura asked, "Are you babysitting? Wait or even worse fangirls broke into your house?"
She heard loud screams from the other line, "WE ARE NOT FANGIRLS, FIRST, IM A BOY. SECOND, IM NOT GAY SAKURA-CHAN PLUS WHO LIKES SASUKE-TEME ANYWAYS?"
She took the phone a bit farther away from her ear and heard a loud thump.
"Ow! What that for teme?"
Then she heard Sasuke, "Shut up dobe,"
"And no Sakura I'm not with little children and fangirls."
"I know, I could tell from Naruto's voice before when he was screaming into my ear but why you ruin my convo with moi?" Sakura giggled.
"…"
"Can you hurry up and tell me why you called me?"
"Oh yeah, idiot, we're supposed to 'hang out' with the other guys."
She huffed. "Don't call me an idiot, dumbass."
Sakura could perfectly hear the Uchiha smirk. "Stop smirking."
His smirk grew even wider.
"Uchiha… I SAID STOP SMIRKING!"
"Whatever. Just get here in 10 minutes also pack a small luggage and yeah." Still smirking.
"I…
can…
see…
you…
Uchiha!"
"Doing what?" He asked oh so innocently.
"Don't play dumb with me," she seethed, "smirking."
"Hn."
Great back to one base syllable.
"Wait where are we-"
He hung up, on her. Again!
"UCHIHA." She gritted her teeth. Obviously Sasuke did this on purpose. Sakura and Sasuke knew each other since they were kids. So basically she knew Sasuke was enjoying his moment of I-made-Sakura-mad-twice-in-a-phone-call. Oh and Sasuke was. Sasuke just staring at the ceiling and you could see the corner of his mouth upwards.
Sakura wore a white fluffy sweater and light blue jeans wearing white boots along with it. In her bag she just packed the usual items and set off.
Meanwhile at Sasuke's place.
"So Sasuke-teme," Naruto asked jokingly
"Hn."
"What took you so long to tell Sakura-chan to come here? I can tell by your smirk. A date? Meeting somewhere private?" He wiggled his eyebrows with a grin plastered on his face.
"…" A vein popped out of his head
"I suggest you shut your mouth Uzumaki before I shred you to pieces." He narrowed his eyes. You could see something red in his eyes appear and the vanish in miliseconds.
"Pfttt, like that scares me." tempting the Uchiha. Sasuke just ignored him for the time being..
The Uchiha Mansion was only close by. She walked across the street and turned right. She had been to the Mansion before for past partying and studying. But never stayed overnight. She stood there admiring the house, no scratch that, mansion. Her house was big too. But his was just ginormous, literally.
"Will you hurry up, idiot. I know my house is great and all." He… smirked.
Sakura came out of her gaze. But she knew that voice anywhere, that really irritating voice.
"Coming smirk-ass."
She walked through the door only taking one step inside looking everywhere as if it was her first time. Not noticing the fact that Tenten, Hinata, Temari and Ino were sprinting towards her.
"SAKURA!"
"I-I c-can't b-b-breathe…" she choked loud and clear enough for them to get off her.
"It's so great to see you guys! Tenten, Hinata, Temari and Ino."
The boys just greeted in their usual, loud, icy, lazy voices.
"Troublesome." Shikamaru lazily spoke
"HEY SAKURA-CHAN" Kiba and Naruto shouted.
"Hn" Neji said.
The girls took off to sit in the room connected to the dining room, it had a long couch and then some seats with it. And the boys were sitting in the living room practically doing nothing. Before the girls could leave to go to the double room. The guys heard them whisper loud enough for them to hear.
Sakura grinned,"Hey guys lets talk about the boys."
"?" The other four girls were blank as white sheet of paper. Tenten and Temari finally caught on.
"Hehe, yeah."
"OMG! I have so many embarrassing moments of Neji."
"Same with Shika."
Hinata knew where this was going but just giggled instead. Ino just followed sniggering. The girls left and the door went SLAM. There was utter silence between the boys, of course, except the girls giggling and snickering. About them. For once even Naruto and Kiba were quiet. Even Shikamaru was curious to know what the heck Temari was going to tell the other girls. They all had the same idea, they all stood up. And then froze looked at eachother and smirked. Quietly tip toeing inside the dining room they were leaning their ears against the double doors that separated the double room. You couldn't see through the glass from the dining room but you could in the room the long couch was in. Sasuke took the lead and opened the doors. He was in shock. His eyes as wide as Rock-lee's eyes naturally were. He just froze there as a statue. The other boys looked and had the same expression as him.
There was an audio recorder. Playing the sounds of giggles and laughter.
"Oh it is on." The chorused.
They split up. All of them were alone on their quest to find the stupid girls. (that's how the boys put it)
With Sasuke:
He walked into the mini cinema room he had. As he entered he found something pink lying on the floor he went closer to it. It was just a pink pillow the same colour hair Sakura had.
"Ugh."
Someone tapped him on the shoulder. He looked back. There was a loud thump. Sasuke just fell on the floor, with shock. From who? Sakura. How? She scared him. She laughed ridiculously. He stood up as she was exiting the room.
"Sakura,.."
"COME BACK HERE YOU IDIOT, YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR MAKING ME SCARED TO DEATH." He growled. Oh! But this was just the beginning of fun.
With Neji:
The Hyuuga smirked. 'The famous Uchiha Sasuke was scared by some cherry blossom hair girl. Pffft.'
"Tenten?" He looked through the room and then entered the bathroom. You could see a feminine figure taking a shower.
Neji stuttered, "Oh sorry Tenten I-I d-didn't r-realize y-you w-were here." Neji quickly turned around and closed the door to find a joker and inch or closer to his face.
"Fuuuuucccckkkk!"
"Heh, that worked." Tenten grinned. She took off her joker face.
"T-that was you Tenten?" He asked in anger and fear.
"Yup."
"Catch me if you can." She snickered running away.
"DAMN YOU TENTEN, I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!"
With Shikamaru:
'This is so troublesome.'
"Temari? Temari. Can you come out it's a drag looking for you." Just because he is Shikamaru the great genius doesn't mean he doesn't get mad… or looked through the mirror He saw a girl with 4 pigtails standing behind him. Or so it looked that way. 'Troublesome that girl is seriously scary sometimes all the time.' Hoping she wouldn't scare him He turned around. No-one was there. He looked back to see the mirror and hoping he wouldn't see her reflection nor her true self and there she was, the scary, terrifying looking and troublesome lady.
"Crap! Temari what the fuck was that for?"
"I just felt like it." Beaming and backing away at the same time.
"Troublesome." Coming closer to Temari.
"Plus I am the first person who's ever scared you. Ain't that right Shi-Shi."
He raises a brow in suspicion. "How would you know?" Sighing, "Don't ever call me Shi-Shi, again."
"I just do," sniggering, "Then you'll have to accomplish to make me stop saying Shi-Shi."
Temari was leaning against the small white pillar railing. She got onto one side of the stairs and slid down on her feet. "Have fun catching me, such a drag you know, Shi-shi?" She laughed nervously hoping he wouldn't come after her. Shikamaru can be quite scary when he's pissed off. He might all cool about it but inside he's already planning many ways to get you back.
With Naruto:
"Hey Hinata, come on don't be like this." He enters the mini library thinking who reads shit all day. BANG! Naruto's on the floor with a few books joining him. He stares in front of him…
"H-hinata?"
She was fiddling with her fingers. "Y-yeah Naruto-kun?"
"You hit me?" amused she would do something like that.
"Y-yeah."
"You were forced to right? I mean you didn't wanna hurt good ol' Naruto?" He said chuckling.
"I didn't want to hurt you but I wasn't forced to either I mean I was allowed to back out but I thought it would be fun." Still fiddling with her fingers.
"Fun, eh?"
Hinata fully red on her face resembling a tomato and regarding like she was going to faint. She quickly spoke, "bye Naruto-kun." And ran out.
"Hinata! YOUR GONNA REGRET THIS!" He was laughing but you could tell that there was a hint of a pissed off Naruto in his voice.
With Kiba:
'Shikamaru actually got pissed off. Wow. Lol Scaredy-cat.'
"BOO!" Ino screamed literally into Kiba's ear.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROB-"
"I-Ino…?"
"I was going to scare you with something more complicated but I guess this just made everything more easier." It's like Ino could read minds, (AN: Hehe you know with all the mind transfer justu and yh… ) "Now Shikamaru's not the only one who's pissed off." Giggling like she just burnt someone with their own joke.
"Ino?"
"Yeah?"
"I suggest you run." He said grinning.
Ino took his advice and ran for her life while Kiba chased after her swiftly like a hound.
Ino was the last one to get to Sasuke's garden. Afterwards the boys met where they had started off panting. (AN: Remember Sasuke lives in a fucking MANSION. Bigger than the Hyugas. That's why the girls had to wait some time to scare the boys or otherwise they couldn't outrun them.) Neji said smirking, "The girls have some fucking nerves to do this."
"Yeah they do." Sasuke replied.
"Troublesome they are, troublesome." Shikamaru agreed.
"I never knew Hinata could seriously run that fast." Naruto answered.
"She may even be faster than you." Kiba shot back laughing.
"Shut up dog-face." Naruto narrowed his eyes.
"Whatever loud mouth. So any plans for revenge guys?" Kiba asked in hunger.
"The only place they could be hiding is my garden. Its open space so…-" Sasuke responded.
"I think that's an awful idea. You have no idea what they might be planning to do next. We could be pranked again." Neji advised.
Sasuke sneered, "Then what do you recommend, Hyuuga?"
"Okay, fine. Whatever we'll go outside." Neji spoke quietly. Not admitting defeat, you know? It will hurt is oh so glorious pride. They snuck outside acting like ninjas. (AN: Get it? Ninjas? Oh kay anyways… o-o) Observing the greenery and try to a spot girl hiding. It's like they ditched them.
'What the heck were those thinking of.' Sasuke smirked. 'I wonder how long they planned this did they do it when they came to my house or before that? Since when was this cold?'
"Show no emotions. Lifeless ice cube."
'Who the fuck is this?'
"Your inner self."
'I have no inner self baka and who said I'm lifeless ?' He sneered.
His inner self laughed actually more like smirked. "You just called yourself baka."
'Hn.'
"Hey teme…?" Naruto asked oddly.
"What?" obviously annoyed that they might get caught and might catch him zoned out. He snorted at the thought of it. The dobe smart enough to catch him zoning out? Sure, when he gives up on ramen.
"Why are you wet? It's not even raining."
"What the heck are you talk-" Sasuke looked at himself. 'The dobe's right for once. No wonder I was cold.
"But then again you an ice cube."
'I thought I told you to go away.'
"Oh so that's what your hn meant."
'…'
But wait how the heck?' Sasuke face just got sprayed with water. Neji just got too, and Kiba and Shikamaru and Naruto. They all were pouring with water. 'What the heck? Who the heck?' And then it hit him. Clenching his fists he yelled out.
"SAKURA, IDIOT COME BACK HERE! APOLOGIZE TO ME RIGHT NOW!" (AN: Sasuke is so OOC rn)
'She is ruining my pride. How, annoying.'
"Now, now we wouldn't want fangirls knowing where you live, again." Sakura threatened.
Sasuke froze in his position. She did have a point, last time they checked it wasn't the first time his house was known to his bothersome fangirls. It was almost torn to bits if he hadn't sold it. With that money he bought a fully new designed house.
Temari broke him out of his thoughts.
"WATER FIGHT!" Temari cheered.
"We're already drenching plus we don't have any water guns." Shikamaru stated.
"Mr Obvious, guess what? Idon't give a shit." Temari glared back.
"Why's that?"
"You are some."
Dissing wasn't what she wanted to do , but he pissed her off plus it she thought it felt pretty good. The other girls should try it too. The boys just glared at them. Who would've thought that the girls had guts?
"Ugh you guys make even this boring, look at your dull faces." Ino groaned. "I give up."
"Let's just go back inside and have a bit more fun." Sakura said enthusiastically.