Disclaimer: Here are a couple of rhymes that I and my friend Courtney made up about the show.
Gir likes to stir.
Dib likes to do Mad Libs
Gaz likes to listen to Jazz
Zim likes to listen to him
(Don't hate me for this one. I wanted t say she likes to pack but hers was funnier)
Tak is bringing sexy back
That's it. I'll do more when I have more.