Okay first. I donät own south park or characters. Story is mine.

Second; Visit Lunasylvia in deviantart. She translate this story because im finnish girl who can't translate stories:D

Chapter 1

Sometimes things just won't go as planned. Hands of destiny may interfere to plan of life and change it into grotesque opposite of your wishes. Well, that's just what happened to me. I was meant to inherit my parent's café, but one night happened something that forced me to forget my old life. I mean only partly, because there were something that I just could not forget. Not even if it was dangerous for my current specie. Now, step into my life's creepy world, where death is only self-caused food getting

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Badly twitching teenage-boy walked in dark, pitch-black street with empty vacuum flask, and tried to get to home in time. Anyone could jump behind bush, and that anyone could have anything in his, or her, mind. From time to time boy let out voice that sounded whine-like screams. Boy's name was Tweek Tweak, and town where he lived was South Park, mountain village on Colorado that had only one month long summer. Tweek twitched his shaggy, blonde hair and bit his lower lip. He saw a shadow behind him, and began running as fast as he could. He thudded into something and fell into ground, clearly panicking. "Don't kill… NHG!" Tweek cried and rose his eyes into human who he saw. Middle-aged man was the palest human who Tweek had ever seen, and his eyes were blood red and glowed in the dark. Tweek opened his mouth to scream, but pale hand covered it before voice could come out. Then creature that looked like human, but never could be one, bent hand still covering Tweek's mouth and revealed his white fangs. Without any warning creature bit into Tweek's neck and began drinking hot blood. Tweek did not let any voices. He just trembled slightly. Suddenly creature let go and started running Tweek in his arms. No, more like gliding like wind. Tweek felt slight twinge in his heartand soon it spread to his whole body like thousands of bees were stinging him at the same time. Blonde boy twitched in pain that felt worse every second. After short eternity pain was away, and Tweek could not feel his beating heart or need to gasp for oxygen because of pain, that melted away slowly. He opened his eyes and jumped up faster than he first thought. "W-what?" Boy asked himself and stared unknown room. "Well, that didn't took long." Low voice said. Tweek turned around and saw man who was speaking. It was dark, but still he saw man like he was standing in middle day sun. He had pale skin, glowing red eyes, short brown hair and dark clothes. "What are you?" Tweek said, not twitching at all. He felt like anyone else in his age, and that was not like him. "Vampire, like you, boy. What a pity that you will not burn into death in sun. Drink human blood once in week and you will not die. Blood from animals kills you. And then, just one thing: You're immortal. Only real fire will kill you, but nothing else can do that. Oh, and fake your death or you'll never get living in peace. Do you know why? Because you could never live with humans looking like that or with those powers. They would instantly notice.", vampire explained, and disappeared from the door god knows where, and left Tweek alone thinking what he had just heard.