Double Smiles

Prologue


Harleen Quinzel sobbed on her Arkham cot, her tears staining the pillow, her cellmate, Ivy, hasn't slept in days since Harleen started crying.

"Harley?" Ivy called her name, "Quinn?" She called her name once more, Harley kept crying. Ivy started to get annoyed by Harley ignoring her, "Harley Quinn!" She yelled, Harley's head shot up faster than a cannon.

"What!" Harley yelled, "What. Do. You. Want."

"Harley you are going to have to tell Joker about the baby, you know." Ivy explained, patting Harley's inflated stomach. She was predicted to have her baby any day now, Ivy was trying to comfort her as much as she could.

"Mistah J just is a thinkin' I'm gettin' fat, lets keep it that way." Harley pouted, looking down fearfully, a pain went through her.

"Harley?" Ivy said looking at her concerning about her pregnancy.

"It's...here..." She muttered under her breath.

"What!" Ivy exclaimed, then started to bang on the cell glass, "Help! Help!" The guard opened the women's cell and Ivy explained everything, they rushed her to an emergancy room and she gave birth.

"Joker!" A guard rushed to the cafeteria then found Joker.

"What? What do you want! I'm eating!" Joker yelled at the guard, scowling.

"Harley...just gave birth...to twins." the guard said still catching his breath. Joker's eyes widened, everyone turned to him.

"I-I-I'm a d-d-dad?" He said stumbling over his words. The guard nodded. "Can I see them?" He asked, still surprised he was a dad. The guard shook his head. "What?" He yelled the gaurd, "I can't see my own children!"

"They were already taken to a orphanage..." the guard explained, scared for his life.

"You could of told me that earlier!" Joker yelled grabbing the man's throat, "now I can't even see my own kids!" He yelled at the guard, as others grabbed him by himself shoulders pulling him to his cell. "I'll see my kids some day!" He yelled at the guard as he was getting back on his feet, someday..someda-


Joker jerked up from the bed, that flashback/dream was scaring him.

"Puddin' what's wrong?" Harley asked, still latched on to Joker's arm.

"It's nothing pumpkin pie, go back to sleep." he said patting the little harlequin's head as she yawned. Someday...