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"L, why haven't we played tennis lately?" Light asked, staring at the big black book in L's hands. "Because this book doesn't have strawberries in it, so I'm trying to figure out why." L calmly explained, scratching his toe, not looking up from his book. Light stood there for a minute, gripping his tennis racket.

"Wow, your not even eating that strawberry cake I made Misa bake for you." L responded by sinking his hand in the cake and stuffed the fistful cake in his mouth, still not looking up from his book. "What book is this?" Light reached out to touch the book. L easily spun the chair around to prevent Light from dirtying it.

"Can I at least guess?" Light whined. Ryuk suddenly floated in. "Light, your out of apples. Again." L, being the nice host he is, gestured to the cake, as if to say, help yourself. "Strawberries? Your kidding me, right?" Ryuk asked. "Even that apple pie Misa burnt is better than strawberries." "Ryuk! I'm trying to guess L's book. Shut up!" "It's got an apple on it." L said.

"Apple!" Ryuk charged for the book as best as possible. "Oh, just Twilight." L spun his chair around. "How do you live with this outrageous shinigami?!" Light and Ryuk's mouths dropped open. "Just Twilight?! Twilight rules! It's the new Fruits Basket! Just Twilight?!" He spun his chair around.

Light walked over to the computer on L's desk. "Watari? Yes this is Light. Yes. We'll need a bowl of strawberries, apples, and Bella. And Alice."

Five minutes later, there was a loud explosion, and the familiar voices of Alice and Bella. "Go, go, go!" Bella yelled. Then the door opened and slammed shut. Alice and Bella stood there panting, covered in dust. They were a holding a bag of apples and a box of strawberries. "Dang it, Alice! I told you not to blow up the grocery store!" Bella yelled.

L fell out of his chair. "Please tell me you didn't blow up the Piggy Mart!" he gasped.

"Ummm. . ." Alice said. "The Piggy Mart has the best strawberries ever!" L whined. "Bella, comfort your man!" Alice yelled, backing out of the room, throwing the bag of apples at Ryuk.

"Not the Piggy Maaarrrt!" L whined. Bella shot thanks-a-lot looks at Alice as Light pulled her out of the room.

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"I can't believe we have to move again!" Light complained loudly, while he and L grabbed their suitcases.

"Hey, your girlfriend." L said, throwing some boxers at Light. "Eew! Oh, wait, these are mine." Light squealed.

"Come on you guys!" Bella pounded on the door.

"L? The girls are coming up." Watari's voice crackled.

"Too late, Watari." Light told the computer, then opened the hotel room door.

"I hear we're staying at a condo next!" Light said.

Alice just shook her butt happily.

Light rolled his eyes. "It's just like you to blow things up just to move."

"How did you know?!" She yelled.

"Oh, L, I forgot, can I have my book back?" Bella asked.

"Do you have New Moon?" L asked while handing Twilight to Bella.

"It's already packed." Bella put Twilight in the black messenger bag she carried.

L muttered some cuss words under his breath and went to tell Watari they were ready to go to the airport.

Suddenly, there was a loud scream.

"Light you idiot!!!" Alice screamed again. Light, L, and Bella ran into Light's room.

Alice was standing there, holding the boxers L had thrown at Light earlier.

"AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!" Bella and Light screamed, while L calmly took the boxers and threw them out of window.

"We'll be leaving now, Watari." He said while scrubbing his hands with soap.

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