Confessions 2
Based on confessions by author JLSolano, where Forge made a truth machine. MY take of what everyone would say.
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~~Kurt fans are grapefruit impaired
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The Blob- I moonlight as a break dancing instructer.
Storm- In another life, i was a hacker. I have no clue why i am a weather witch now.
Avalanche- I use this bowl on my head to masturbate.
Cyclops: I'm not in love with Jean. I preffer the professors wild male sex orgies.
Wolverine: Once, i carved the entire John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt rhyme on a guys chest.
Pietro: Ha i flashed you. Ha i did it again (credit Kestrel)
Toad: I'm going to be in the Fly-Flavoured Campbells soup commercial.
Mystique: Actually, i WANTED Magnito to wear black, but i had to get revenge for his making me throw my son off a bridge.
Mystique: I like to turn into a frog and practice saying "bud...weis...er"
Magneto: I raped nightcrawler and turned him into a furbie. Thats what i "did" to him.
Sabretooth: I like furry kittens, bunny's and my boyfriend Venom.
Spyke: I like to dance naked popping various spikes from my body.
Rogue: (british accent) Actually, im not from the area known as southern America. I'm from southern England. Cheerio, then.
Nightcrawler: I can not stress it enough. Rogaine, rogaine, rogaine.
Jean: I'm chinese.
Kitty: I'm a proud member of the hair-piece-a-month club.
Forge: I've been trying to kill the X-men the whole time. They think I'm befriending them.
Juggernaut: I have a crush on the blob. I can't help it, he's so cute.
Evolved Sabertooth: "Meow"
Evolved Mystique: Now i can turn into three frogs!
Havok: Does this shirt make me look gay? good.
Evolved Scott: Domo arrogato Mr. Robotto.
Evolved Havok: Ach. Now i feel a burning sensation in my crotch. Come here Jean!
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Thank you, thank you. R&R
Based on confessions by author JLSolano, where Forge made a truth machine. MY take of what everyone would say.
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~~Kurt fans are grapefruit impaired
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The Blob- I moonlight as a break dancing instructer.
Storm- In another life, i was a hacker. I have no clue why i am a weather witch now.
Avalanche- I use this bowl on my head to masturbate.
Cyclops: I'm not in love with Jean. I preffer the professors wild male sex orgies.
Wolverine: Once, i carved the entire John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt rhyme on a guys chest.
Pietro: Ha i flashed you. Ha i did it again (credit Kestrel)
Toad: I'm going to be in the Fly-Flavoured Campbells soup commercial.
Mystique: Actually, i WANTED Magnito to wear black, but i had to get revenge for his making me throw my son off a bridge.
Mystique: I like to turn into a frog and practice saying "bud...weis...er"
Magneto: I raped nightcrawler and turned him into a furbie. Thats what i "did" to him.
Sabretooth: I like furry kittens, bunny's and my boyfriend Venom.
Spyke: I like to dance naked popping various spikes from my body.
Rogue: (british accent) Actually, im not from the area known as southern America. I'm from southern England. Cheerio, then.
Nightcrawler: I can not stress it enough. Rogaine, rogaine, rogaine.
Jean: I'm chinese.
Kitty: I'm a proud member of the hair-piece-a-month club.
Forge: I've been trying to kill the X-men the whole time. They think I'm befriending them.
Juggernaut: I have a crush on the blob. I can't help it, he's so cute.
Evolved Sabertooth: "Meow"
Evolved Mystique: Now i can turn into three frogs!
Havok: Does this shirt make me look gay? good.
Evolved Scott: Domo arrogato Mr. Robotto.
Evolved Havok: Ach. Now i feel a burning sensation in my crotch. Come here Jean!
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Thank you, thank you. R&R