Rated: R (Yaoi; 1+2, 3+4, Wufei bashing)
Heero and Duo: *walk hand and hand into the kitchen*
Wufei:*mumbling* why in the hell do I get stuck cooking for you wussies?
Duo:*blushes*
Heero:*snaps* we were busy!
Quatre:*runs into room holding finger and sees Wufei* I got a paper cut
*jumps up and down* owwie
Wufei:*slams pots and pans like a women* I can't take much more of
this! *points finger at Quatre* I am not your mother DAMMIT! Go ask Trowa to kiss it and make it all better!
Quatre:Oh! *giggles* Why didn't I think of that *walks out of room while mumbling* maybe I'll get lucky.
Duo:*turns to Heero* Aww, he can be cute... SOMETIMES!
Heero:...
Trowa:*Walks into the kitchen from other entrance* Isn't breakfast about ready?
Wufei: INJUSTICE! Here's your breakfast your HINEY! *goes to smack down
a pan on the table but misses and smacks his hand, he starts jumping up and down, while screaming like a woman*
Duo: Wow Wufei looks like it hurt. Want me to kiss it and make it better?
Wufei:*jumps towards Duo only to land flat on his back from a melted stick of dropped butter* INJUSTICE
Trowa:*picks up a paper and begins to read*
Quatre:*comes in nearly in tears* You guys, i think I lost Trowa he's not where I let him...*see's Trowa* Oh! There you are!
Heero:Quatre has a papercut.
Quatre: I do? Oh yea! It hurts like a bitch! Kiss it and make it better Trowa!
Wufei:*attempts to stand up and immediatly slips back down to his former position on his back* Injustice...Damn butter!
Duo: Gee I wonder how it got there?
Wufei: I seem to remember someone come in and melt butter for no apparant reason!
Duo: Oh really? Who was that?
Wufei: You baka, and then you dropped it and left it neglectedly on the floor!
Duo: Well if SOMEONE hadn't threatened my braid with a sword and tried to kill me I wouldn't have dropped it!
Heero: So that's when you ran back into our room without the butter!
Duo: Yeah and it fucking hurt too! *rubs his ass with his hand*
Wufei:*reaches for a nearby kleenex box, but finds he is still on the floor and cannot reach it*
Trowa:*without looking up from the paper throws a kleenex box at Wufei*
Wufei:*unexpectedly finds a kleenex box flying through the air and forgets to react. The kleenex box hits him square in the nose*
Duo:*winces* Gee Wufei your reaction time is as bad as a woman's, pregnant at that!
Wufei:*jumps up to grab Duo, only to skid by Duo and out of the kitchen while screaming* INJUSTICE!!!
Heero:*call's out* Don't forget you damn kleenex! *hurls it at Wufei only to hit him in the back of the head*
Quatre: Trowa are you going to kiss my paper cut or not?
Trowa: Damn, yea but I was thinking of ah...something else.*Drags Quatre out of the room. Both step on Wufei on their way to a more private place*
Wufei: Ow! Injustice!
Quatre: Oops *Giggles* sorry Wufei!
Duo:*looks over at Heero and whimpers* Come on Heero I'm already hard!
Heero:*edges around the table away from Duo's view mentally cursing his spandex pants*
Wufei: I heard that Duo! Damn another nosebleed! *grabs half of the kleenex box and stuffs it in his face* If this keeps up I'll pass out from bloodloss and then die because no one gives a flying fuck about ~me~!
Duo:*runs into room where Wufei is sitting on the floor and kneels* Aww Wufei we love you too! *proceeds to give Wufei a hug*
Wufei: Damn now I have a river of blood running out of my nose! Get the bloody hell a way from me!
Heero:*squats next to Wufei* I think you need medication for those nosebleeds
Wufei: Medication is for women!
Duo: Well I suggest you get a sex change operation cause you need some medication. Losing that much blood nearly everyday can't be healthy!
Heero: Naw, he deoesn't need a sex change, just needs to change his mind because everything he's afraid of, he can't do because it's for women!
Wufei: I'm not afraid of anything
Heero: Wanna make a bet? When was the last time you were on an escalator?
Wufei: Um... Well, I l-like t-taking the stairs...y-you get m-more exercise t-that way...
Heero:*snorts and drags Duo towards their room*
Duo:*stops Heero and runs back to Wufei* Do you have any lotion? Cause it really hurt last time without.
Wufei:*finally passes out from blood loss*
Duo:*Shrugs and runs back into the kitchen retruning with some butter* Close enough
Heero:*grins evilly*
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Duo: That was fun!
Quatre:*snickers* gotta do that more often.
Wufei: Why am I always getting picked on?
Heero: Do we have to answer that?
Trowa: Hell yea! I'll tell why, Wufei's a woman!
Wufei: WHAT!?
Trowa: *running from Wufei and his sword of Justice* IT'S TRUE!!!
Heero and Duo: *walk hand and hand into the kitchen*
Wufei:*mumbling* why in the hell do I get stuck cooking for you wussies?
Duo:*blushes*
Heero:*snaps* we were busy!
Quatre:*runs into room holding finger and sees Wufei* I got a paper cut
*jumps up and down* owwie
Wufei:*slams pots and pans like a women* I can't take much more of
this! *points finger at Quatre* I am not your mother DAMMIT! Go ask Trowa to kiss it and make it all better!
Quatre:Oh! *giggles* Why didn't I think of that *walks out of room while mumbling* maybe I'll get lucky.
Duo:*turns to Heero* Aww, he can be cute... SOMETIMES!
Heero:...
Trowa:*Walks into the kitchen from other entrance* Isn't breakfast about ready?
Wufei: INJUSTICE! Here's your breakfast your HINEY! *goes to smack down
a pan on the table but misses and smacks his hand, he starts jumping up and down, while screaming like a woman*
Duo: Wow Wufei looks like it hurt. Want me to kiss it and make it better?
Wufei:*jumps towards Duo only to land flat on his back from a melted stick of dropped butter* INJUSTICE
Trowa:*picks up a paper and begins to read*
Quatre:*comes in nearly in tears* You guys, i think I lost Trowa he's not where I let him...*see's Trowa* Oh! There you are!
Heero:Quatre has a papercut.
Quatre: I do? Oh yea! It hurts like a bitch! Kiss it and make it better Trowa!
Wufei:*attempts to stand up and immediatly slips back down to his former position on his back* Injustice...Damn butter!
Duo: Gee I wonder how it got there?
Wufei: I seem to remember someone come in and melt butter for no apparant reason!
Duo: Oh really? Who was that?
Wufei: You baka, and then you dropped it and left it neglectedly on the floor!
Duo: Well if SOMEONE hadn't threatened my braid with a sword and tried to kill me I wouldn't have dropped it!
Heero: So that's when you ran back into our room without the butter!
Duo: Yeah and it fucking hurt too! *rubs his ass with his hand*
Wufei:*reaches for a nearby kleenex box, but finds he is still on the floor and cannot reach it*
Trowa:*without looking up from the paper throws a kleenex box at Wufei*
Wufei:*unexpectedly finds a kleenex box flying through the air and forgets to react. The kleenex box hits him square in the nose*
Duo:*winces* Gee Wufei your reaction time is as bad as a woman's, pregnant at that!
Wufei:*jumps up to grab Duo, only to skid by Duo and out of the kitchen while screaming* INJUSTICE!!!
Heero:*call's out* Don't forget you damn kleenex! *hurls it at Wufei only to hit him in the back of the head*
Quatre: Trowa are you going to kiss my paper cut or not?
Trowa: Damn, yea but I was thinking of ah...something else.*Drags Quatre out of the room. Both step on Wufei on their way to a more private place*
Wufei: Ow! Injustice!
Quatre: Oops *Giggles* sorry Wufei!
Duo:*looks over at Heero and whimpers* Come on Heero I'm already hard!
Heero:*edges around the table away from Duo's view mentally cursing his spandex pants*
Wufei: I heard that Duo! Damn another nosebleed! *grabs half of the kleenex box and stuffs it in his face* If this keeps up I'll pass out from bloodloss and then die because no one gives a flying fuck about ~me~!
Duo:*runs into room where Wufei is sitting on the floor and kneels* Aww Wufei we love you too! *proceeds to give Wufei a hug*
Wufei: Damn now I have a river of blood running out of my nose! Get the bloody hell a way from me!
Heero:*squats next to Wufei* I think you need medication for those nosebleeds
Wufei: Medication is for women!
Duo: Well I suggest you get a sex change operation cause you need some medication. Losing that much blood nearly everyday can't be healthy!
Heero: Naw, he deoesn't need a sex change, just needs to change his mind because everything he's afraid of, he can't do because it's for women!
Wufei: I'm not afraid of anything
Heero: Wanna make a bet? When was the last time you were on an escalator?
Wufei: Um... Well, I l-like t-taking the stairs...y-you get m-more exercise t-that way...
Heero:*snorts and drags Duo towards their room*
Duo:*stops Heero and runs back to Wufei* Do you have any lotion? Cause it really hurt last time without.
Wufei:*finally passes out from blood loss*
Duo:*Shrugs and runs back into the kitchen retruning with some butter* Close enough
Heero:*grins evilly*
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Duo: That was fun!
Quatre:*snickers* gotta do that more often.
Wufei: Why am I always getting picked on?
Heero: Do we have to answer that?
Trowa: Hell yea! I'll tell why, Wufei's a woman!
Wufei: WHAT!?
Trowa: *running from Wufei and his sword of Justice* IT'S TRUE!!!