THIS IS LORD LOSS TRYING TO ATTACK MY SCHOOL.

A window opened out of no where and a terrifing demon stepped out. People all over screamed.

"AHH ITS LORD LOSS" I called

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH" screamed a dozen other people

"That's right" he smirked "And now-"

"Oh Lord Loss oh oh Lord Lossssss" I called waving my hand around in the air

"...um... yes... girl in the front" he said pointing to me

"With so many arms! Are you good at platting hair?" i asked

"..I never tried" he shrugged

"Well now's the perfect time" I said jumping up and pulling out my hair from its pony tail then standing in front of him

"Can I just ask" he said as he platted my hair

"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES" I said

"These friends of yours" he nodded to Lauren and Beth whom where both occupied at pocking him in the face

"Yes now less talking more platting!" I snaped

"Yes ma'am, sorry ma'am" he said then frowned "WTF (what the ****) AM I DOING"

"No swearing!" I snapped

"Sorry Miss" he sulked while Beth continued to poke.

TWO HOURS AND RE-PLATTING LATER...

"Done... now can I kill you" he asked

"Why are you coming for us anyway?" I asked as he swatted Beth and Lauren's fingers away from his face

"The Grady's... They kept beating me so I decided to come to similar beings and have break from them" he said snapping his teeth at their pokes.

"OK then..." I shrugged and looked at him with a strange look

"What" he asked chasing Beth and Lauren then coming back... then having them poke his skull again

"...There a Mrs Loss?" I asked cutely

"..."

Suddenly Darnell jumped into the room screaming "PIIIIIIIIIIE! COME MY BADGER MINIONS" He called as tiny badgers ran in and streched there arms out and bent there knees

Lord loss looked from the pie throwing badger talking Darnel. To the question asked love struck Maxine. To the constant poking Lauren and Beth.

His face twitched and he shook then screamed "SCREW THIS!! I'D RATHER THE HUMILIATING DEFEAT FROM THE GRADY'S THAN YOU PHYCOPATHS!" He screamed and ran for the door "MUMMY!"

BACK AT LORD LOSS REALM

"It was horrible mummy" Lord Loss sobbed in his mothers lap

"Aww don't worry son it was just a nightmare" Lucy Loss said

Suddenly we all burst through the door screaming "Lord Loss we are baaaaaack"

"Get away from my man bitch" I snapped at his mum while Lauren and Beth started to poke him and Darnel brought his badgers along

"HURRY BADGERS!!!" then he began to sing "BADGER! BADGER! BADGER! BADGER!..."

Lord Loss and his mother screamed and fleed "make it go away mummy make it go away"

THE END