Warning: This is a colaboration fic between me and GunsoNatsumi so expect a lot strange things.

Disclaimer: We'll have you know that we own absolutely... Nothing of this! Even some of the jokes aren't ours!

Chapter 1: The chapter with the cowboy and the pirate.

"Shamal-san!" an unimportant member of the medical staff yelled. "Shamal-san, look at these cells!"

"What is it UMMS #20?"Shamal asked pleasantly.

"UMMS #... never mind, I found something strange in Harlaown-san's DNA."

"What is this strange thing then?" Shamals voice bordered on impatience.

"Have vets been using these machineries? Because I keep finding animal DNA in these samples." The UMMS said.

"No... Wait what do you mean Animal DNA?" She quickly shoved UMMS #20 into the back of UMMS # 19 creating a domino effect which she didn't notice. "This can't be right..."

She quickly took out an other sample and put it in but it showed the same, although in less frequentie. "Nanoha-chan is not going to like this..."

"What isn't she going to like?" With a start Shamal turned around seeing a calm looking Fate standing there.

"Ah! Fate-chan, Uhm, nothing, nothing!" Shamal couldn't look Fate in the eye knowing that she would break down due to the terrible innocence there. "How are you doing?" 'Yes divert the attention to something else!'

"I'm fine, just waiting for the test results." Fate said unknowingly foiling Shamals diversion.

Shamal flinched visibly making her look Fate in the eye. 'Ah, the innocence, the cuteness, it's to much! I can't lie!' "We found something strange in your DNA, there appears to be some animal DNA in it."

Fate's eyes widened and she asked "Do you know what kind of animal?"

"Yes it appears to be some DNA from a Wolvefox from Mid-Childa." Said Shamal wincing waiting for the outburst.

"Thank god it isn't a ferret." Fate said sighing in relief, she had been imagining the field day Chrono would have had with that. "Wait a second," she said startling Shamal who was by now expecting an outburst of epic proportions and a Zamber where the sun don't shine and so she was utterly surprised when she heard "Like Arf?"

The poor doctor was by now completely out of familiar territory and so when she looked up she had been unable to prepare herself for the sight that she would encounter. 'Really,' She thought absent mindedly to herself, 'Those eyes should be made a forbidden weapon.' and true to her thoughts Fate had turned up her cuteness meter by another hundred by adding hopefull-shiny-ness to the innocence and utter cuteness. 'It's just unfair, really.'

Meanwhile at the Asura in the research lab

"Chrono-kun, Chrono-kun look at this!" Amy yelled

"Not now Amy, can't you see I'm busy looking for a good school." Chrono said impatiently.

"But Chrono-kun I wa-" Amy began again.

"No Amy, I'm busy!" Chrono yelled back cutting her off.

Amy pouted at this, then she huffed and turned to the door yelling petulantly "I'm telling Lindy-san on you!"

"Yeah, Yeah." Chrono sighed waving dismissively.

On the Bridge of the Asura

"Lindy-san, Lindy-san!" Amy came in crying crocodile tears. "Chrono-kun is being a meanie again!"

Lindy immediately pulled Amy in a suffocating hug and said to her "Well now, we can't have that now can we?" And with that she let go of the half dead Amy and headed to the research lab.

In the meantime, Amy was being revived by several staff members who were nearby.

"Chrono, What did I hear about you being a meanie to Amy-chan." Lindy asked the moment she stepped inside the research lab.

'She really told Mo- Admiral Lindy, really Amy.' Chrono thought turning to Lindy "I have no idea what she's talking about, I told her to be quiet while I was searching for a school for Fate and the others, that's all."

Lindy sighed then looked straight at her stubborn son and said "Did you cut her off in the middle of a sentence? Oh where has my sweet little boy gone!" She said, a tissue near her eye, and small tears falling down her face, a sad face and a setting sun behind her with a scene of her holding a young Chrono.

"Be serious, will ya!" An annoyed Chrono yelled sweatdropping. The scene behind Lindy shattered and she suddenly returned normal, muttering "You have no sense of humour." Then she cleared her throat and asked "Well, did you?"

"Well, sorta," Chrono said sweatdropping "But I was busy." He quickly followed defending himself.

"Oh, Chrono, Chrono, Chrono, You know how sensitive she is." Lindy said sympatheticly.

"You know how good of an actress she is, and how much she LOVES to annoy me!" Chrono yelled chagrined. Lindy was taken aback at the sudden outburst, but recovered quickly saying "But you're so cute when you're annoyed."

Chrono growled and then sighed heavily "Fine have it your way, just let me continue with my job."

First nothing happened, then Chrono turned around to see a pouting, trembling almost crying Lindy who then turned around, dashed out of the room crying "I'll tell Amy-chan on you."

Chrono was left behind to bang his head on the desk thinking 'Old woman are just as crazy as the young ones. Thank god Fate is at least some what sane.' Then he heard two telepathic voices say 'I heard that!'

"Did I think that out loud?" Chrono groaned.

On the Asura bridge

Amy was coming around from almost dying, just to be tackled by a crying Lindy, giving her another of her famous suffocating hugs "Amy-chan, Amy-chan, Chrono is being mean again!"

Amy sighed, then got an idea. She somehow pushed Lindy away from her and said "Surely Chrono-kun can't be mean to us both at the same time." The once so sad Lindy got the smile of a three year old and yelled "Great idea!"

Back at the Asura research lab

Chrono was shivering due the feeling of impending doom, and he was sure he knew who caused that feeling.

And as if they were waiting for it, Lindy and Amy appeared smiling saying his name as sweet as possible.

"Chrono~." "Chrono-kun~" "We want to talk to you~" suddenly they heard a banging sound and saw Chrono banging his head on the desk. 'Women!' He thought.

A few more tries later

Amy had finally been able to remember that she had something to tell Chrono, when suddenly the following scene happened.

Terror terror We're gonna crash we're gonna crash Terror Terror You want some tea with it teehee~

After one bang from Chrono, he looked at Amy asking "Amy~ have you been playing with the displays again?" Amy looked as if she was gonna whistle and said "Maaaybeee~" Chrono sweatdropped

"I quite liked it actually." Lindy said, causing a facefault from Chrono and a happy 'teehee' smile from Amy, before they all realized that they were in danger and had to head to the bridge.

"Aww, do we have to~" Chrono whined.

Back at the bridge

They got to the bridge after going to the toilet and eating something.

A pulsing vein appeared on Chrono's head, as they found out they didn't have much time left before they would crash.

"Okay everyone get to your posts, do everything to stop us from crashing, however don't panic." Chrono ordered, only to get a smack on the head from both Lindy and Amy.

"That's not what you're supposed to say." Lindy and Amy said in unison.

"Everyone..." Everyone looked at Lindy with great anticipation "What are we supposed to do now?" she asked, while tilting her head with a lost puppy look on her face that made everyone do a facefault.

"Just follow my orders and forget what this insane woman just said!" Chrono yelled.

"Chrono!" Lindy yelled angrily at her son "You know woman in our family only go insane after the age of fifty." She said.

Chrono looked up to his mother with an innocent look on his face and said "Aren't you already fifty?"

"If it wasn't for the cute face you're giving me right now, and the fact that you're my son, I would've beaten you to a pulp." Lindy said monotonously, after which a demonic aura appeared around her, causing Chrono to shiver from bad memories associated with that aura. "NOW GET TO YOUR SEAT!" She hissed.

"Yes, ma'am." Chrono said saluting while running to his place at breakneck speed.

Then Lindy glared at Amy who was still standing next to her oblivious to the impending tongue lashing she would be receiving.

5 minutes of degrading remarks aimed at any stragglers later.

"Well that was stress relieving." Lindy said with a happy smile. Her crew was a shivering, crying mess by now, well al except Amy who was still obliviously smiling next to Lindy having been able to hide behind any other passing crew-member until the end of the storm. Then Amy frowned slightly before asking "Weren't we here for a reason?"

This made the entire crew sweat-drop and quickly turn in their seats to find just what it was that had the ship in such a panic. Unimportant crew member #3 turned on the big screen. In the distance you heard Chrono pouting "Why the big screen and why can't I do it?"

Suddenly they saw something so unexpected that several UCM's fainted, Something so "Big." squeaked a trembling Amy, that Amy began to squeak, something so impressive that Chrono began to bang his head while facefaulting. "Well ain't that a big one." Lindy said still smiling with a cowboy hat appearing out of no where scaring Amy for the heck of it and earning another headbang from Chrono. UCM #84 (yes that is a high number but we don't like to talk about what happened to the earlier 43) thought 'Shouldn't he have one hell of a headache by now?'

"It's a ship!" Chrono yelled outraged. Then UCM # 42 said "We're being hailed Admiral Lindy."

"Well, what are you waiting for? Reject!" *Slap* "Owie" Amy pouted while rubbing the back of her head.

"That's Mutiny my steerswoman, arr." She said with a pirate hat on. "but back to the subject I'm the captain and I say: What are you waiting for? Reject." Not noticing that the crew had been ignoring the two of them and were looking to the most sane of the three Chrono. "Accept it and ignore the other two." he said with a sigh while gesturing vaguely to the two woman still acting like they were on a pirate ship.

So they did and on the Big screen appeared...

At Fate's appartement on the Mid-Childan planet

'Arf, Arf, AAAAARF!' Fate's telepathic yelling woke Arf up so she wasn't in the best of moods.

'What!' Arf's response was quite annoyed but apparently Fate wasn't picking on it in her excitement.

'I'm not half-ferret, I'm not half-ferret.' this did wake Arf up making her question the sanity of her mistress once more. 'And that was ever in question why? Has Chrono been telling you things again?'

'Yes, but that's not what this is about.' And so Fate told Arf what Shamal had told her.

'And are you able to turn into a Wolvefox as well?' Was Arf's only question.

TBC.

OMAKE

Chrono was left behind to bang his head on the desk thinking 'Old woman are just as crazy as the young ones. Thank god Fate is at least some what sane.

Suddenly he heard Fate's voice in his head 'I'll have you know I'm certifiable insane thank you very much, Shamal even confirmed it for me!'

Next Chapter

Amy: "The reason I was actually bothering you was that I had found a school."

Nanoha: "You know Suzuka-chan en Arisa-chan!"

Fate and unknown person: 'I know her!'

GunsoNatsumi: Ja ne

Sailor Natsuki: See ya.