Lol my poor friend Nick had called me and chaos ensued…
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I dedicate this to my best friend Nick, who probably needs therapy right now. 8D
Haou wasn't bored enough to get a call from Judai and answer it. But he did it anyway.
"Hello?"
"HI!" Judai's chirpy voice said.
Oh no…he's either had crack, candy, or Johan was over…
"Hello Judai," Haou sighed.
"Hey Haou," Yohan came into the room, holding a Twinkies box and a Swiss Cake Roll box. "What's the difference between a Swiss Cake Roll and a Twinkie?"
"I don't know," Haou glared.
"Ask Judai," Yohan prompted.
Haou growled, but nonetheless asked Judai. The brunette responded,
"I dunno…"
Haou told Yohan that the other didn't know either. It was silent for a little bit before Haou got up. He was hungry.
"So, what did you do today?" Judai asked.
"I lived and breathed."
"What did you eat?"
Of course Judai of all people would ask that.
"Cereal and—"
"LAAAAALALALA!"
Haou twitched. "What was—"
"LAAAAALALALA!"
"Judai stop—"
"LAAAALALALA!" Judai was laughing now.
It went on like this for a few minutes. Haou muttered,
"Gee, I'm glad it amuses you—"
"LAAAAALALALA!"
"Judai, if you don't stop I'm going to go over to your house and kill you—"
"LAAAAALALA!"
Haou clenched his fists.
Then Judai changed the subject, "I had chips and salsa!"
"Oh, we're out of chips over here," Haou sighed, "I wanted some though."
"Chips and salsaaaa!"
"Judai, don't you da—"
"Chips and saaaaalsaaaaa!"
"Judai stop it—"
"CHIPS AND SALSAAA!"
Haou banged his head on the wall.
Ah, the sweet sound of silence…
It was nice before Judai whispered,
"Hey, hey Haou!"
"What?" Haou growled.
"LAAAAALALALA!"
"JUDAI SHUT THE HELL UP!" Haou hung up, throwing the phone onto the counter.
Yohan patted his shoulder, "It's alright, Haou, just calm down."
Haou grabbed his hand and dragged him off.
Yohan gasped, "NO, NOT THE TORTURE CHAMBER! CURSE YOU JUDAIII!"
Yeah, the conversation lasted a lot longer than that, my friend Nick isn't gay, and it wasn't worded exactly what we said. Ha poor Nick!
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