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Painted Dreams

Sarah was cleaning Cameron's bedroom and found a piece of artwork on her table. "Cameron,what is this?",she picked it up and turned to the younger girl which was painting her toenails on the bed.Cameron replied without looking up, "It's my painting for my art class." Sarah was puzzled,blinking at nothing, "Art?Art class?..." ,she looked at the painting again,tilted her head at the picture and asked again, "What's the concept of your artwork?".Cameron closed the bottle of nail polish and blew at her wet nails,now looking at her,"The teacher asked us to draw who you think you are.Is my painting nice?"There was a skinned bloody human body.With a terminator head on it.In front of a pink background.Pink wallpaper with black flowers.Sarah felt trapped,but then realized that Cameron won't shred the painting and sulk like John did when he was 4. "It's...art.Nice.Art.",she didn't want to take any chances. "Thank you."Cameron smiled at her and she forced back a smile.

Sarah was scrubbing the sink when Cameron opened the door,heading for her bedroom.She was curious as to what happen to her little artwork,so she called out without turning from the sink, "Cameron,how's your art class?".Cameron stopped beside the dining table and answered, "It was fine." .Still scrubbing the dirty sink with all her strength, "What did the teacher say about your painting?". "He said that he loved it,and he's sending it in for my school's art competition.Is that all?"She stopped scrubbing and answered lighly, "Yeah,that's...all.".She was more puzzled than ever,blinking a few times,she shook her head and continued scrubbing, "Terminator Van Gogh.What next?...Terminator Rachael Ray?"..."John!!"

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