It was wonderous day as the great lord of wheelin, Harsh da wheeler Patel. Some know this man as the Peddlin' Patel. Truly a horrifying lord of speed this man is. However, enough of lying; It was an awful day for this fraudulent wheeler. He had somehow managed to break his copy Fire Emblem: Awakening . Whenever he would try to marry his numbah 1 slut whore- I mean Waifu Cordelia the game would break and force her into marrying Chrom. Something that goes against the very world of FE:A. (At least he didn't marry Sumia to Chrom due to to this. Fuck you Not canon.)
He had begun getting frustrated, "GODDAMN IT ALL TO RAOU! I CAN'T MARRY THIS BITCH! WHY CAN'T I DO ANYTHING!' His anger was rising as he began to think of ways to escape the horror he had brought upon himself. He then realized the way for him to escape being NTR'd by a videogame. "I GOT IT! I'LL JUST BE HOMOSEXUAL UNTIL MY WAIFU UNBREAKS HERSELF. YEAH, I'D RATHER BE GAY THAN THIS!" With this awakening to his homosexuality... again Harsh was determined to get a husbando until it all turned over.
However, in this mission Harsh was overwhelmed by the vast about of dicks to chose from. There was the ever holy Raou who he had desired to fuck since his expulsion from tournaments across the world. There was Yuri Lowell who the Great Lord of wheelin's boner was infinite for. He desired that "Shining Fang" and especially that "Savage Wolf Fury". Truly, this effiminate man was high in the running for the oh so un-coveted title of "Harsh's temporary husbando" (Manslut). There was also Keima Katsuragi (Whose dub voice is inferior. Get fucked Harsh) but he's straight so Harsh didn't want to NTR all the pure maidens of the TWGOK-verse. However Harsh turned to his toaster of a computer and he knew his choice.
There on his monitor screen it all came together. Vectors, speed, and fraudulence. The perfect man for Harsh Patel was standing before his very odds. His new lord and savior who he would build churches for, Accelerator. Harsh felt like such an idiot for not really realizing this until now. "HOLY SWEET JESUS ACCELERATOR-SAMA TAKE ME", yelled Wheelin'-san as he loaded up internet explorer to find an assortment of Accelerator doujins. Upon finding "Kimi no Migite" a yaoi doujin of Touma and Accelerator The Dark Lord of Wheelin' could not longer hold himself back. He whipped out his dick and began fucking his monitor yelling "WOW! WOW! I'M JUST FUCKING IN THE DATABASE ACCELERATOR SAMA!".
In the end after several hours of homosexual adventures with danbooru Harsh had seen every last single one of accelerators vectors. He was nearly dying from exhaustiong when he turned to his monitor now leaking semen and blood. Written there was a single new post in his favorite skype chat. "Hey Harsh. Celes is a whore. -luv, Grolo"