Hi! Here's something I dug out of my notebooks and typed up.

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Sum: This is my version of after Harry Potter defeated Lord Voldemort the wizarding world is having lots of problems due to people's stupidly so Harry takes over.

'After the war' or 'In which Harry realizes how stupid people really are.'

After Harry Potter defeated the Great Lord Voldemort of Doom for some reason Harry thought the rest of the world would get a dose of common sense. It was not to be.

The public was all for seizing him and forcing him to be the Minister of Magic. Yes at 17 years of age. If he would not do that "Hell No!" then he should at least have the courtesy to become Head Auror. "Again I am 17!"

Do to Hermione's fast actions Serverus Snape was alive and had been in the infirmary when the Aurors decide he should be arrested. The poor man could barely stand and was being forced out of the castle.

Harry who had told everyone that Snape had been a spy in his fight with Voldemort saw this and had been utterly "You Idiots!" pissed off about it. Unfortunately though Snape was saved Harry's outburst was the cause for much ass kissing. Harry wasn't used to people kissing his ass to this degree even with his fame so it was very strange for him especially when those people were older than him and authority figures.

After that no one was going to disrespect The-boy-who-saved wishes which would have been fine if every Auror did not suddenly think they must ask his permission to blow their nose.

Later Harry found out the person he had yelled out had been fired so he could almost some of it, however this one woman walking up to him to ask if she could go on lunch break was fucking ridiculous.

Ron found the whole thing amusing while Hermione was very disapproving and Harry realized that Luna Lovegood had more common sense than most of his classmates.

His classmates if they were anything that was not Slytherin thought he was there hero and they should cheer every bloody time he walked into the room. Slytherins on the other hand were terrified of him and seemed to think he wanted to slaughter there whole family or something.

The Malfoys were still here after it had been like two weeks to Harry confusion, however by this time Harry was afraid to ask any adult about it for fear they thought he was ordering them to do something about it. Neville thought everyone was scared to do anything about the Malfoys without Harry's approval due to what happened the last time they arrested someone in Hogwarts and if Harry wanted them gone he would have to give the order so to speak.

Harry thought that was bloody stupid, but Neville was most likely right. It seemed Harry would be unable to be normal after all.

"If I had known I would have to wipe everyone's arse I would have disappeared as soon as I killed him. Maybe I should do that anyway, become a hermit in some muggle town." Harry spoke aloud to what he thought was an empty hall.

"Don't do that Potter. I doubt any justice would really be carried out and the Ministry would just become corrupted again." Spoke Draco Malfoy, who it seems, had been watching him in the shadows for some time.

Draco looked worse for were. Bags under his eyes and hair with no gel in it.

"And my presents is going to single handedly stop that? And what's more you saying you actually care if it does?"

Harry spoke lightly he held no malice towards the younger Malfoy if anything he felt sorry for him. This had been the first time they had spoken after the Voldemort's death. Harry studied him. When their eyes met Draco looked away quickly dropping his gaze to the floor. Harry didn't know if he did that in respect or shame. All of the Malfoys had taken a large dose of humility. Draco especially seemed to show remorse for his actions another reason Harry had yet to give the order on his family.

"You could stop it if you wanted to and it does matter to me actually." Draco forced himself to lock his gaze with Harry. Harry could the determination in his gaze among other things. It made Harry realize what Draco was trying to do.

"They're giving Death Eaters the kiss left and right. The trials they are allowing to happen are few and biased. Considering how out for blood people are it's not surprising."

Draco paused for a moment. Harry was about to speck when he continued.

"I don't expect myself or my family to live much longer Potter. The only reason we haven't been kissed is the Aurors are too stupid to do anything again your wishes. I don't know how much longer we have."

Harry was surprise how deeply that affected him. He was Malfoy and they hated each other or they did, but the idea of him dead and no longer being his sneering rival was shocking and so strangely saddening. He thought of Tonks and Lupin hadn't they had enough deaths?

Their eyes did not leave each others for a long time though they both were silent. This was Draco Malfoy begging Harry realized and if I say nothing he will continue to do so more bluntly and more humiliating because he really is that desperate. Could I save him or his family even if I wanted to? Right now everyone's falling over themselves to do as I say, but how long until they remember my age?

"Potter…my mother …"

"Malfoy-"

"She doesn't have the mark! She doesn't have it and I know she never-"He spoke quickly with wide eyes trying to convince me.

"I believe you Malfoy. Your mum saved my life I will do what I can for her and for you as well."

"But why?" He asked disbelievingly.

"I was there with Dumbledore when he died. If the others hadn't come I think you would changed sides. You should know Dumbledore was already dying. His hand was cursed and he would have been dead at the end of the year. It's not your fault he died."

It was obvious that Draco had never realized that Dumbledore was dying. The pure shock on his face as Harry Potter realized him of his guilt showed that.

"I would suggest your family be seen repairing parts of Hogwarts with the others. People are too stupid to question it and it's better than lurking in corners you'll give someone a heart attack like that." Harry gave him an honestly warm smile and turned to leave.

" I…what…but Potter where are you going?" Draco asked.

"Where else but the Ministry? Sounds like Kinsley's doing a mush poorer job then I had hoped. Farewell for now!"

Harry didn't really know why he was smiling after hearing such news maybe it made him feel good to resolve Draco of guilt or maybe leavening a Malfoy flabbergasted was just that fun either way he was feeling good and motivated. If the whole world was being ran by idiots that wouldn't leave him alone he might as do something about it. Harry wondered what Ron, Hermione, and the DA would think if he brought them all together and deiced to take over The Ministry.