Disclaimer: Vampire Knight is owned by Matsuri Hino. I am peasant compared to her greatness. O.O
WARNINGS: CRACK, implied-yaoi-relationship…and Kaname, who deserves a warning all on his own :3
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"Hey, Kaname…"
A certain vampire lord turned to face his lover from his 'most comfortable' place (which just happened to be beside said lover in bed). "Hm..?"
"I'm just wondering.."-an almost pout on Zero Kiryuu's face-
"..Just how old are you?"
The brunette's fond smile widened a bit, "Do you know about…'Star Wars'…?"
Zero turned to him, almost a bit too sharply, "You're not that young.."
Kaname chuckled, "You're right. I'm not. … Do you know Marie Antoinette…?"
"Marie Ant—But isn't she from the 17th century or something?!"
"Yes, she is. I've actually met her in some occasions…"
Amethyst eyes looked incredulously at chocolate brown ones.
"But if you've met her, you must a be a hundred—"
"Or more."
"What do you mean 'or more'??? I mean, I know you're a vampire and all that but you can't seriously exceed—"
Zero was halted by a thoughtful smile from the other.
A rather comfortable silence followed, until…
"Zero…Do you know about the 'Story of Creation'…?"
"YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!?!??"
A slow grin spread on the vampire lord's features.
"Try me."
--OWARI—
LOL. I actually wrote that one during math class. My seatmates thought it was hilarious. :D
I just posted this fic to prove that I am still somewhat semi-alive and will continue my authoring duties (especially to 'Vampire Braces') in due time (after around 2 weeks or so).
I hope you guys liked the one-shot! Please review if you did :D