[A/N: I basically just made this up by taking a story my friends and I had already made up and tweaking it. I think it's really really funny. Oh, and sorry I haven't updated in a week. I've had a lot of problems. I hate my phys ed teacher. I hate my math teacher. I hate math. I hate 6th grade. I hate Sid because he ate my brownie. Wait, Sid didn't eat my brownie. That was Lila. Oh well.]

Disclaimer: Don't own it. Plus, I don't own the songs in this story.

Do The Wiggle, Man

One day, Rhonda, Helga, Lila, and Nadine were all going to school. They were in Rhonda's red convertible. Rhonda was driving, Helga was in the passenger seat, and Lila and Nadine were in the back.

The radio was on, but nothing was on that anybody really liked.

"Oh! I love this song!" Rhonda said. She turned up the volume. "It's ever so funny!" said Lila. "Have you seen the music video?"

Soon, all the girls were singing along to the frankly annoying song. "I'm sexy and I know it!" sang Helga. She stood up and started dancing. Nadine unbuckled her seat belt and stood on the seat and started dancing, too.

"Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah."

"Do the wiggle, man."

Rhonda couldn't resist. She sang too and quit driving. "Cruisin' down the street in my new lafreak. This is how I roll, animal print pants outta control. That's Redfoo with the big BEEP fro"

Suddenly, the car swerved off the road. It hit Arnold's car, in which he, Sid, Gerald, and Iggy were singing and dancing to Party Rock Anthem, another annoying song.

"Party rocking in the house tonight, everybody gonna have a good time-Rhonda, you BEEP BEEEEEPP BEEEP watch where you're going!" Arnold yelled out the window. Rhonda's car swerved away from Arnold's. They were fairly close to P.S. 118. Rhonda knew she would be arrested for driving at only 12 years old. So would Arnold. But no.

The car went STRAIGHT through the school. It made a big hole in the wall and caused a lot of damage to the car. However, the girls were not hurt. Instead, Mr. Simmons turned up on the hood of the car, posing in a bikini like some sort of model.

[A/N: Weird, right? I love making up stories like this. It's so fun. Mr. Simmons is weird. Rhonda and Arnold need to make sure they're not under 16 before they do THAT again. lol.]