The twitch grew worse every second she looked at the amount that needed to be there.

"You're kidding." Her voice was strained as she looked back at her crew. "You… you didn't even BOTHER to bring back ANY of the beli I worked hard to get?" the one wearing a straw hat jumped a bit at the cold hissing in her voice.

"We're Sorry!" he called out hiding behind the first mate who desired to run before he too was involved in this chaos that his captain brought down upon the childish features.

"I don't care!" she snapped spring around to snap the paper in the air. "We need 500 beli to leave this island Luffy or else they'll call the marines! Do you know how hard I worked to get it down to THAT low amount?"

The crew had been on this island waiting for their post to set and in that time many of the people began to demand that the pirates, though they didn't do anything yet, pay a ridiculous amount before they could leave. Nami, the only one able to handle money or how to spend it, had gone to negotiate the amount.

That had been a month ago and now after 4, 500 beli was paid they had run out of the last payment because their captain spotted… a dancing monkey.

"I can't believe you, Luffy!" Nami wailed as she began to calculate what she had to do to get a bit of money for their departure. Maybe she could have Sanji… no, this island wasn't fancying Sanji like many others did… they seemed to have a total attraction to…

Nami looked at Brook before forcing a sickly sweet smile into place that both her captain and first mate knew instantly before they turned to look at each other and pray no one pissed or denied her.

"Brook san!" she called out making Brook jump into the air before stepping back also knowing that voice.

"Yes… Nami san?" he called out a bit.

"I need you to do an 'request' for me." The people of this town had fawned over the dead skull of bones because it was near their festival of the dead.

"Ah, what request, Nami san?" Brook broke out in a cold sweat… though he was a bunch of bones, SKULL JOKE!

"I need you to see if you can smuggle any money from these people, 500 beli will do it." Brook paused open mouthed before stating a quick 'No'.

"Brook, who pays for Sanji to buy you milk?"

"That would be you, Nami san."

"Good, now I'll buy you some nice milk for when you come back, hm, Brook san?"

The crew who were watching from a safe distance watched as Brook's face was shadowed believing he was about to say no again.

"May I see your panties?"

The crew blinked several times as they watched their nakama sore through the air laughing 'YOHOHOHOhohoho' to the wind.

"Nami is scary." Usopp and Chopper agreed as they went back to their own work.

Brook stumbled for a few days trying to make it back to his crew yet the village people had taken pity on him because of the fact… he was a bunch of bones.

As he walked on board he blinked seeing Nami ordering everyone around before turning to see him with a smile, "Finally you're back. Did you get what I asked?"

"Yes." Brook raised three boxes in his hands. "I was able to get milk." The crew stared at him and Nami's growing vein before catching her before she could kick him into the blue salted sea.