Hello everyone here's another story that I've just finished re-going to fix mistakes and such. Any remaining mistakes are my own.
Cases, Cases and more Cases (sequel to bugs gross)
"I'm Howie Mandel and this is Deal or No Deal. Tonight's contestant is Santana Pierce-Lopez."
Santana walks out and winks over at a tall blonde who is sitting in the front row. She smiles back at the Latina blowing her a kiss.
"Well Santana here are the twenty-six cases now pick one." Howie motions as the models bring the cases out.
"I'll pick number eight." Santana says looking over at her tall blonde wife.
"Any special reason." Howie asks.
"Sure one the girl holding it looks similar to my wife and second eight is her motocross number." Santana smiles, "now let's get this show on the road. I promise my wife we'd get our mack on after we're done filming and I'm starting to get horny now so hurry up." she gives Howie a look of I'll fuck you up if we don't get a move on.
"Um...okay let's start round one you have to open six cases." Howie says.
"Twenty-six, four, eleven, nineteen, twenty-two and one." Santana lists off before they open the first case.
"Well ladies open twenty-six first and so on." Howie says not necessarily wanting to piss this Latina woman off something about her is familiar and scary.
The first case holds twenty-five thousand and the crowd groans as it goes off the board. The next two cases to go are carrying five and a hundred respectfully. Everyone claps and Brittany beams up at her wife, she knows Santana will win the million for her. The last three cases have five hundred, seven hundred and a thousand in them.
"I have to say that was an impressive first round. Now we have to wait for the banker to call." Howie says right as the phone rang.
Howie nods and Santana looks very confident as he turns to give her the offer.
"The banker has made an offer-"
"No Deal," Santana cuts in opening the box only to slam it down.
"Okay then, I guess we can move on to round two. You have to open five cases this time." Howie says backing away from the Latina.
"Case six, fifteen, thirteen, twenty and two." Santana says before anyone of the cases can be open.
Howie has decided that it is just better to let the girl do what she wants. "Okay ladies let's open those cases."
The first case contains the four hundred thousand and the whole crowd awes in sorrow.
"Ouch," Howie says.
The next case contains three hundred while the third case has seventy-five thousand. While the cases are being opened Santana looks completely bored and is filing her nails. They had to be short for the activities her and Brittany will be taking part in later that day especially if she wins the million. Which of course she fully believes she will. The next two cases contain one hundred thousand and fifty grand.
"Ouch, tough luck on this round." Howie says.
"No Deal," Santana absentmindedly says.
"I haven't even gotten the call from the banker yet." Howie says looking very confused.
"Well still no deal it won't change my answer no matter what he says." Santana rolls her eyes.
"Ugh I guess we could just move on. So who's here did you bring with you today." Howie asks.
"Well I brought my wife and our friends from the glee club, but only cause she wanted them here." Santana sweetly says looking lovingly at her wife.
"Wait you're the couple from Amazing Race." Howie backs up even farther away from the Latina.
"Sure are we were also on Wheel of Fortune, Jeopardy and Fear Factor. Now that we've got that cleared up let's get on with the show and stop staring at my wife." Santana growls the last part.
Howie just stares at her. She really scared the fuck out of him. He doesn't understand why the Latina is so mean, but he isn't about to rock the boat and find out what damage she can do.
Santana waiting for the game to continue glances over at Brittany who is holding up fingers of which cases she should open up next. She smiles at the tall blonde before turning her attention back to the game.
"So Santana you have to open four cases this round." Howie cautiously says.
"Cool nine, eighteen, fourteen and five." Santana smirks crossing her arms.
God she's the most cocky person I've ever met Howie thinks.
The first case contains a dollar and "Go Sanny." can be heard coming from Brittany. The next case contains fifty while the third case has ten grand in it. The last case has ten dollars and Howie doesn't even bother picking up the phone when the banker calls. He opens the box and Santana slams it down saying No Deal.
"You finally get it. Good boy." Santana pats him on the hand causing him to freak out much to the Latina's delight.
"Then let's move on to round four you have to open three cases." Howie manages to get out.
"Twenty-three, three and seventeen." Santana off handingly says.
"Now ladies let's open those cases." Howie smiles.
Santana turns away not because she can't handle seeing what is in the cases, but the god damn models need to put on more clothes or Brittany needs less on. Yes that sounds better to her, her wife in a bathing suit, a skimpy bathing suit.
First case has five grand, second seventy-five and the third holds seven hundred and fifty thousand.
"Well that one didn't go as well." Howie says.
"I don't know what you mean and No Deal. I'm here to win a million dollars anything else is not enough." Santana blankly says winking over at her wife.
"Two-"
"I know two cases. Twenty-five and ten." Santana says.
At this point everyone has gotten how Santana's version is going to work now. The girls open the two cases and show half a million and twenty-five.
"You certainly have your own way of playing this game don't you." Howie says smiling.
"No Deal and yeah like I said earlier I want to get out of here quick I have plans with my wife on getting our mack on." Santana says smiling at her wife.
"From here on out it's one case at a time." Howie says.
Santana looks over at Brittany who is mouthing case number seven.
"Case number seven," Santana smiles before realizing she should be scowling at this host.
It is opened and it has two hundred thousand.
"Well you now have a one in four chance of winning the million."
"Shut it, No Deal and case twenty-one." Santana spits causing Howie to back even farther away. He is almost in the audience at this point.
The model that opens it smiles when it shows four hundred.
"No Deal right?" Howie asks.
"Yep, next case sixteen." Santana says.
It contains two hundred and with that Brittany jumps up and down squealing. Santana can't help, but smile and everyone around even the Glee Clubbers looks at her like she is insane. This time Howie doesn't even bother asking about Deal or No Deal or even opening the box.
"Twelve," Santana says.
The case contains three hundred thousand.
"With only two cases you can either keep your case or switch cases. What will it be?" Howie asks. "One cent or one million fifty fifty chance."
"Don't switch hun, I like number eight." Brittany shouts.
"You heard the woman I'm not changing. So open the damn case." Santana says and Howie dips open the case.
"You've won one million dollars." Howie shouts.
At this Brittany leaps onto the stage and runs into Santana's arms.
"Way to go hun, can we get our own place now?" Brittany asks hopefully she hates that they don't officially live together.
"Anything you want babe." Santana kisses her.
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"Sandbags how the hell did you win?" Sue asks.
"Coach you taught us to never lose so me and Britts haven't." Santana says sliding pass her coach into the hallway towards the choir room.
She stops right outside of the choir when she hears everyone questioning Brittany.
"How do you and Santana continue to manage to win by cheating?" Artie asks he thinks it is most likely all Santana.
"We didn't cheat." Brittany defends her wife.
"Come off it Britt this is Santana we're talking about." Puck says.
"Yeah Satan is a known cheater." Mercedes adds.
"No, she's not. San would never cheat. She may like to win, but she wants to win on her own talent." Brittany says.
"She's dragging you away from your parents and only married you so she could take you away." Artie spits.
Brittany stares at him. She knows he still has feelings for her, but she is with and madly in love with Santana.
"My parents were over the sun happy that we got married. They trust San to look after me especially after winning the Amazing Race. And she's not taking me away we're staying until the end of the school year when we graduate." Brittany says before leaving.
"Thank you B," Santana says wrapping her up in a huge.
"For what?" Brittany looks very confused.
"For defending me and us." Santana kisses her before they leave to go get lunch.