Mandy: YOU ARE ABOUT TO ENTER OUR STATE OF MIND RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN.

Shelby: Well...yeah...but enjoy

Effie walked over to the bowl of names and pulled out a slip. "Primrose Everdeen!" She shouted into the microphone.

Prim began to whisper to herself, "Hellz yeah." Then started to walk forward.

Suddenly Katniss walked forward "Prim! I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!" Prim whirled around and was face to face with her sister.

"I DON'T THINK SO, BITCH! I'm gonna go and kill all these mother fuckers, and you're gonna sit yer skinny little ass down and watch me!"

"Primrose! What is wrong with you?" Mrs. Everdeen shouted from the crowd of concerned adults.

"Prim, I'm saving your life! Calm yo tits!" Katniss shouted.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP! It's your fault for checkin' out on us when dad went and motherfuckin' blew himself to bits! So don't you DARE ask ME why I'm so messed up, you shit-licker!" Prim then turned back to Katniss "AND YOU! You ain't doin' NO ONE any favors by throwin' your sorry ass into battle for your little sis."

Effie stood on stage wide eyed and confused. Haymitch sat on stage, drunk as usual, then started laughing hysterically and fell out of his chair.

"I want to mentor her!" Haymitch said while points at Prim. "I think she may actually win this shit! And she can fuck up any person that gets in her way!"

Katniss rolled her eyes at Haymitch and turn toward Gale, "Gale come get Prim, she's mental and she needs to be taken out of her before she fucks up her life anymore than it already is."

Gale walked forward out of the crowd of boys and walked over to where Prim was standing. Prim suddenly in one swift kick, got Gale right in the balls.

"Bitch, don't you touch me! I'll mess you up then kill your momma!" Prim shouted, then turned to look over at Katniss again.

"Keep your pie-hole shut, Cat-Piss! I'll do what I whatever the fuck I want, you whore!" Effie stood frozen and wide eyed, even more so than before, filled with both confusion and fear of the little blonde girl.

"Primrose… Please calm down! You can be in the Hunger Games, alright?!"

"FUCK YEAH! In yo face, pit-stains! I'm gonna fuck some people's shit up!" Prim shouted. Katniss stood speechless, then looked at Gale.

"Did... Did she just call me 'cat-piss'?" Katniss asked.

"Yup." Gale replied as he looked at Katniss.

"Now for the boys." Effie said while giving a nervous laugh. She put her hand in the bowl then pulled it out and walked back the microphone. "Peeta Mellark." Effie called. Prim looked out into the crowd evilly.

"Oh yeah!" Prim shouted as she watched Peeta walk out of the crowd. "You ready to DIE, son?! IMMA RIP OUT YOUR INTESTINES, BREAD BOY!"

Peeta stopped in his tracks then looked out at the crowd. Katniss hadn't moved from where she had been standing

"But... I love Katniss!" Peeta shouted

"What?" Katniss said in shock. Katniss thought for a moment. ...Well he's gonna die in the Games, so I might as well play along with it and humor him.

"I love you too Peeta!" Katniss shouted. She started running towards him and kissed Peeta on the lips. Gale stood wide eyed and angry.

"Katniss WHHYYYYYYYYYYY?! I love you MOAR!"

"Oh be quiet, you pussy. No one will ever loved you. No one even likes your character." Prim shouted.

Suddenly Mandy (one of the writers for this story) appeared out of no where. "STOP BREAKING THE 4TH WALL!"

"Get the fuck out of here! Your not supposed to be here!" Prim screamed.

"...Oh. Right." Then Mandy ABSCONDED the fuck out of there.

"Gale...Fuck you, I love Peeta" Katniss said as she turned her head towards Gale and winked then continued to kiss Peeta.

"Alright will our tributes please come up on stage and shake hands?" Effie said nervously.

"Fine..." Prim groaned in annoyance. Peeta pulled away from Katniss then walked onto the stage. When Peeta got onto stage he held out his hand, Prim took it then grabbed his hand and tightened her grip then broke one of his fingers. Tears started welling up in Peeta's eyes.

"LET THE GODDAMN GAMES BEGIN, LOSERS! Oh… And may the odds be ever in your favor and all that jazz..." Effie said, being strangely (but not unexpectedly) out of character.

END CHAPTER ONE!