Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts.
Authors Note: I got this idea one very awesome xmas day...and I was bored so I made it into a fan fic... not much so say...but...ENJOY! Oh, and so many people loved kitty-kun Sora (Read When You Walk Away to understand..but in this fan fic I'm just going to call him/her/it kitty-kun) that I put him in this fan fic. He's just so kawaii! Oh yeah...I made up all the names besides the Kingdom Hearts characters names...because I couldn't think of anything good...
Chapter 1 of....
Rules of Cosplay:
(Arriving)
Kairi was sitting on her couch late one Saturday night, eating popcorn. She wasin herbarley litebed roomas she waited for her favorite Television show of all time to come on, which was Riri's House (or as the fans liked to call it, RH). What it was about, was two siblings (brother and sister) named Hijiki and Niwa. Hijiki was the older sister with long purple hair (and the eyes to match) trying to control her hormone freak like brother, Niwa with Red spikey hair and brown eyes. Of course, it was all anime. No real people involved (except the people who did the voice and animation). But the amazing part of the show was that the animators/voices of the characters, were two teenagers. But no one knew their idenitys.
A brown furred cat jumped up on the couch to join her. He was purring rather loudly.Kairi smiled sweetly at him "Coming to watch Riri's house with me Kitty-kun?" She petted the kitten on it's head and turned back to the TV. Some Jessica Simpson Acne Creme advertisement was playing. "Jessica Simpson struggled with acne for years!" said the ad's voice, showing a picture of Jessica with perfect skin. "But then she used our product, and her acne cleared!" Then they held up another picture of her with perfect skin.
Kairi rolled her eyes and went back to petting her Kitty-kun. Then, before she knew it, the theme song to Riri's house started playing. Kairi perked up and paid close attention to the TV.
"Welcome to yet another episode of Riri's house!" said the girl with purple hair. "My name is Hijiki, which in the language of the Pocky People means 'Lovely site!'"
"Well then the Pocky People must be drunk, because you ain't nothing but a hound dog!" said the boy in red hair cunningly, giving out a little snicker.
"Shut up Niwa!" said Hijiki in a threatening voice. She calmed down and cleared her throat. "Like I was saying, My name means 'Lovley site', while my brother's name means 'Annoying pest who needs to die'."
"Hey!" cried Niwa.
Kairi stared at her television screen in awe. She loved this TV show more then any other TV show she had ever watched, but there was one thing that caught her eye was....
"On todays show, we will show you why Sephiroth is actually a sweet puppy person thingy mcbobber," said Niwa.
A badly drawn stick figure of Sephiroth came onto the screen. "I AM NOT A PUPPY!" it roared over animated like.
Niwa and Hijiki laughed. "Sure you aren't," they said in unison.
"I'm not!" Sephiroth pouted. "I like boobs, and pantys, and porn, and killing people!"
Niwa perked up. "Boobs?!" he exclaimed.
Hijiki slapped her brother upside the head. "Stupid baka!"
Niwa let a tear run down his face. "Ow, that hurt!"
The randomness continued as Kairi sat watching. She gawked at the screen everytime Niwa spoke. She knew he was only an animated character, but there was something about him. Not just because the anime character was super fine, but his voice. There was something about his voice that made her fall in love with a character on TV.
Kairi and her best friend Selphie stood in line in front of a large hotel, where the anime convention 'Koyo-con' was being held. It was a week long winter convention, with different events each day. Kairi was dressed in a green tube top and jean shorts, while Selphie was dressed in a leather jacket with black jeans and a white t-shirt. They were dressed up as the famous teen J-rock idols, Yuffie and Leon (Kairi being Yuffie and Selphie being Leon). This was yet another one of their cosplay costumes.
"I can't wait for this years Koyo-con! It's going to be so much fun!" cried Selphie, jumping up and down to 'settle' her excitement.
Kairi giggled at her friends hyper like behavior. "Calm down Selphie or you won't have any energy left for the cosplay contest!"
Ignoring half of what her friend said, Selphie jumped up and down and squealed. "Oh, it's so exciting Kairi! We're still going to sing 'One eye love' aren't we?"
Kairi nodded as they moved up in line. "Of course!" They got to the front of the line and paid for their badges. Then, they stepped into the hotel and gave a look around. The celing went high up, and you could see the bright blue sky through the window roof. A indoor stream crept along the walls of the room, and a fountain laid in the middle of the room, sputting it's water proudly. The room was painted gold (or what seemed like it) and everything seemed to glow.
"Wow!" Selphie exclaimed. "This has changed a lot since last year!"
Kairi nodded as she also stared in amazement of the beauty of the hotel lobby. "We should check into our hotel rooms," she said, pointing over to the check-in desk.
"Okay," Selphie agreed and she skipped along to the desk. "Hi!" she said greetingly. "I'm Selphie and this is Kairi, and we have hotel rooms here!"
The man examined the girls clothing, gave out a snotty little laugh, and typed something on the computer. "I'm sorry, but we gave your room to another guest."
Kairi and Selphie stared wide eyed at the clerk. "You gave our hotel room away?!" exclaimed Kairi in her 'oh-no-you-didn't!' tone of voice. "But we booked them three months in advanced! Why would you give them away?"
"Simple," said the clerk. "They were willing to pay more."
Selphie looked like she was going to cry. "Where are we going to stay?"
The clerk shrugged. "Don't ask me, ask the people who stole your room."
"Well, we'll just go march up to the room and demand the room back," said Kairi in a sarcastic voice.
"Okay," said the Clerk, obviously not understanding Kairi's tone. "They're staying in room 504."
The two girls stared dumb struck at the clerk. "Alright, thank you!" Kairi said sweetly, before she and Selphie picked up their things and ran to the nearest elevator. "Stupid baka," she mumbled to herself as she pushed the elevator button to go up. When the elevator came, the two girls quickly ran in giggling with their suit cases tagging along. Kairi pushed the button for floor five.
Selphie and Kairi leaned against the walls of the elevator, in silence, listening to the music that played. "Kay-ka," said Selphie. "Do you really think they'll just give us our room back?"
"They will after I threaten them," said Kairi calmly. Selphie shook her head as the elevator door opened. "Now come on Selphie, let's get our room back!"
Kairi ran down the hall creating a lot of noise, while Selphie hurried after her. Kairi stopped in front of a door, as Selphie ran into her, causing them both to fall over. Selphie rubbed her head and looked up at the door. "Room 504..." she muttered.
Kairi nodded and stood up, brushing herself off. "Thoughs room stealers are going to get it!" She pounded on the door with her fist. "Open up!" she yelled.
"Coming," said a boys voice from inside. The turning off of a television could be heard, along with footsteps. Seconds later, the door opened, and a boy with red spikey hair, jeans, and a 'muscle man' t-shirt stood at the doorway. He looked just like...
"Niwa," Kairi whispered to herself.
The boy laughed. "Yeah, I put red hair dye in my hair to test out my Niwa costume. My actual hair color is brown." The boy held out his hand. "My name is Sora."
Kairi looked down at his hand, then at his face. She didn't shake his hand. "Excuse me, but you and whoever else is staying here stole our room." Sora blinked and looked deep into Kairi's eyes. Kairi also blinked and stared back. "What is he doing?" she wondered.
"Really? The hotel clerk told us that this room was free," said Sora after a few moments.
"What?!" Selphie exclaimed. "How dare he! Now where are we supposed to stay for the week?!"
Sora shrugged. "I could ask my sister, Aerith, if you could stay with us. I'm pretty sure she would be okay with it." He turned around to a young teenaged girl combing her hair. "Hey Aerith, can these two girls stay with us? They got cheated out of their hotel room."
The girl smiled. "They sure can!" Aerith walked into view and held a hand out into the room. "Make yourselves at home!"
"Uh oh," Kairi said outloud. Selphie smiled and ran into the room, dropping her suit case behind her. She took two laps around the room, then jumped back and forth between each bed. "This is what we in the sane world," said Kairi, "like to call 'Too much sugar.'"
Selphie ran up to Sora and gave him a hug. She then pulled away and said, "My name is Selphie!" She pointed to her friend. "And this is-"
"Kairi," Sora interrupted.
Kairi blinked and looked at the boy. "How did you know?"
Sora laughed. "It's on your name tag 'oh-obvious-one'."
Kairi's anger level went up one hundred percent. "Shut up!" she yelled, walking into the room and placing her suit case against the wall.
Sora smiled innocently. "Aren't you going to give me a hug too?"
Kairi rolled her eyes and sat on a bed. "You wish." It was only the morning of the convention, and Kairi knew three things. One, Niwa was the hottest anime character in the world. Two, she knew that Sora was going to be a pain in the ass. Three, it was going to be a long seven days.
End of Chapter One
Authors Note: Sorry that this chapter wasn't very long, but it's more of an introduction if anything. Anyways, there are going to be seven chapters after this, one for each day of the convention. Review please! And stay tuned!