Three days to the wedding, THREE FREAKING DAYS! I was so nervous and anxious it really wasn't helping why did Edward have to be so goddamn perfect it also doesn't help that Alice is always so persistent to help me look pretty and always wanting to play Bella Barbie. UGH. It irritates the hell outta me.
Walking up the front porch steps taking time to admire the beauty of a house they have. 4 stories tall, 16 bedrooms, 12 bathrooms, games room, pool room, the garage that could fit the parking lot of Denny's that is the gorgeous house of the Cullen's, my second family in more ways than one. I walked inside to find the house empty that was unusual considering that they always told me when they were hunting. Well hearing Alice's CD of Lady Gaga blaring must mean she and jasper were getting busy if ya know what I mean. Walking upstairs to go to Edwards's room. Hearing the music coming from there was very unusual. Walking in on one of the most hurtful moments of my life. I saw Alice jumping up and down on Edwards dick, the pixie bitches tits were fucking tiny and as soon as they saw me walking over to them they smirked they fucking smirked so I did the thing least expected me to do I grabbed her tits and said
"Hunny I don't know how jazzy fucks you your tits are miniscule and I'll tell you what I'm glad you and Edward did this I get rid of your controlling asses"
I took of Edwards ring and threw it at him
"Here fuckward here's your goddamn ring take it and shove it where the sun don't shine"