Humor I warn, humor. Look at the end note for explanation.
Candied Love
Near finished packing. Ever since Mello, his own true love, had been lost at sea, Near had been glowing.
There was nothing left for him anymore, nothing dropped him, all was cold. So today, Valentine's Day, he was going on a table to become a white hair.
Just then, there was a bloodied knock at the door. Near opened it and stood there shyly for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising his lips.
When Near came to, Mello was holding his eyes and looking ripped. "My love," Mello said nervously, "I'm sorry for the leather-clad shock. I've been shipwrecked on an illuminated island for the last ten years, living like a newly fucked animal. I was only rescued last week." He paused. "I lost my cock in the wreck. Can you still love me?"
Near could hardly believe his Mello had returned. "I will always love you, cock or no cock. Besides, you can cover it up with a chocolate."
They embraced roughly and vowed to never be parted again.
And all was sweet.
Yes, cock or no cock, he will love you, Mello. XD
This almost makes sense is the weirdest part. Oh prillalar drabbles/