I don't own ANYTHING except for Maya-Sama:)

Hai ! Miyah-Sama here ! With my good friends Maya-Sama and Ringo-Sama!

Maya:Hn..

Ringo:OHAI EVERYONEZ! I like cookies. Miyah-Sama , why are we here again?

Me:-_- , Because I am writing my very first fic! Now do the disclaimer! Glares Threateningly.

Maya: Sweatdrops that glare would put an uchiha to shame.

Ringo: Scared as crap Okay okay ! Miyah-Sama does not own Naruto in anyway! This is simply for entertainement purposes! Don't sue ! _ She only own's Maya-Sama ;3

Maya: WTF ? Goes to emo corner to cuddle with Ita-Kun plushie

Me: Yay ! On with the story!

Miyah's POV.

I was walking down the street with my bestfriend, Maya Bailey. We were on our way to pick up my twin sister, Ringo Kurosaki.

"Hey,Maya." She turned to look at me in question. "You remembered to bring your Manga collection right?"

"Of course,how could I not?" She said sarcastically, giving me the trademark Uchiha smirk. "And before you even ask,i brought the plushies too."

I gave her a grin,looking down at my jashinist pendant in glee."I just wish they could be real,you know?" I sighed, glancing to my friend for her opinion.

Maya grinned as she walked up to my front door,pushing it open."I know,how epic would it be? The real Akatsuki? Just like in those fanfictions." She suggested,plopping down on my couch as she grabbed the remote,flicking the TV on. I immediately knew what she was going for, The Shippuden.

"I'm gonna go see if Ringo is upstairs,I'll be right back!." I yelled as I jogged up the stairs to my sisters room. I pushed open the door to see her on her computer,writing a fanfiction."Hey sis, Come downstairs! Maya is here!" I said impatiently as I shut the top to her lap down, profanities and protests coming from the girl.

Maya POV!

I pressed 'Play' on the remote, Expecting it to play, meanwhile the screen was flashing a bright blue light. Sudden realization dawned on me, I stood and walked over to the TV, beckoning the others to do the same.

"This is going to be so weird." I murmered to myself,the others were just looking at me expectantly.

"Kikyo, what in the JashinDamned universe are you talking about?" Miyah said impatiently, a slight frown on her face.

I couldn't answer, I was more concentrated on the light pulling us in.

Miyah POV!

I grabbed my sisters hand as we got pulled into my TV. "What in the jashin damned hell?" I screamed, clearly not happy with what was happening. Then it dawned on me, we were in free fall, from the sky, with no gear.

".Jashin." I whispered,letting out a blood-curdling scream only moments later.

"We're gonna DIE!" Ringo screamed,flailing about the place. As much as I loved my sister, she was just ridiculous. I bonked her upside the head, a vein popping up on my head.

"Shut up." I said,frowning a bit. "Maya-sama, why're you being so calm about this?" I asked the older girl,noticing she was being much too quiet.

"Because i'm not all that much afraid." She simply replied, Giving me a look over her shoulder, Trying to console me in a way. Thank God , because I couldn't do it all alone.

Ringo POV!

I was fed up, not only did I not finish my fanfiction, I was pulled through a damned TV and was now free falling in the sky, we were getting too close to the ground for my likes.

"Everyone hold hands! We're coming MUCH too close to the ground!" As soon as the words left my mouth , we crash landed in bushes. All I saw was a blonde blur,and thats when my world went black. . .

Miyah POV

I opened my eyes,trying to adjust them to the lighting. I rolled over and groaned."Where in Jashin's name am I?" Then everything hit me,I bolt upright. Big mistake,i held my head in my head.

"So you're awake,girlie." Spoke a oddly familiar voice. I looked to my left only to see a very shirtless Jashinist. And his hair wasn't slicked back.

"I suppose I am." I snapped back rudely. "Where are my friends?"

Hidan grinned slightly,chuckling."The raven-haired girl is with Itachi. Your look-a-like is with Sasori." He said,with un-known emotion in his voice."Where the hell did you guys come from?"

I looked down,supposing I owe him an explanation."We're not from this world. We were sitting on my couch,about to watch Naruto, a TV series you SHOULD be apart of. And then my TV was fucking up. So we leaned in close and got sucked into my TV." I explained all in one breath, he looked at me like I was insane.

"If you aren't from around here then why are you part fucking cat?" He argued.

I stared at him for a good long time and bolted to the bathroom, to see that it was indeed true. My butt-length black hair had a pink and purple streak on each side,with two neko ears perched atop my head. They were black and pink on the inside, I had a long black tail, and my eyes were literally colored like the rainbow,But I was still tanned.

".JASHIN-DAMNED HELL HAPPENED?" I screamed, going on a rant about how I was going to sacrifice the Akatsuki to Jashin and such.

"Sound's like Miyah-Sama is awake." Murmered Maya,Shaking her head at her bestfriends antics.

"Hn." Said the infamous Uchiha."Drama queen,much?" He whispered,even though extremely Out Of Character.

Maya smirked."Hn." She replied, They spoke Uchihanese , a language the immature could not understand. She had long before found out that she and the rest had somehow developed Chakra and Neko powers, yet again , she was the only one being serious. Ringo ran around saying 'Nya'. And now Miyah was having a serious panic attack. People these days.

Ringo POV!

I sat there, staring at the man of my dreams while he fixed up Hiruko. Yes,You got it right, Akasuna No Sasori. He was fictional,not real, I shouldn't love him , but I do,Sad & Pathetic, I know.

"Are you going to continue to stare at me,brat?" He said in that incredible monotone,which made me blush slightly.

"Shut up,Danna! I'm not a brat." I argued,ignoring the way he looked at me when I called him 'Danna'. It was Deidara's job, I know. And he was probably going to sue me for copyrighting , Well,whatever.

"What is your view on art,Brat?" He asked me suddenly,staring right into my multi colored eyes.

"I think art is a memory, something gone,but you will never forget it. Something you can always go back and depend on, It is both fleeting & eternal. But then, art can be anything you want it to be, there is no specific view." I explained, that seemed to shut him up. I smirked a bit.

Maya POV!

What should I do? Go talk to him! What the hell? When did I get a damn inny? Oh I was always here, just didn't feel like talking. Give me some Jashin-Damned advice! Oh no, i'm starting to sound like Miyah. Warning! He's about to talk to you! Go win your man! Shut the hell up. .

After arguing with myself internally, I noticed he was staring at me with a slight smirk on his face. I decided to piss him off, "Why are you staring at me,Uchiha?" I asked in a venomus tone.

"Because you're interesting." My rudeness didn't seem to get to him, but I could tell it caught him off guard.

"How the hell do you find me interesting? I just appear out of nowhere , suddenly grow ears and a tail. Had a mental argument with myself, and you call me interesting?" I said, my voice rising with every word. I actually was starting to get kind of pissed off.

"Hn." He grunted,turning back to read his book in silence.

"I'm going to find my damn friends,Be back." I said and exited his room,making sure to slam the door on my way out. I could feel the waves of anger radiating from him.

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