I was just about to play splatoon, and you will never guess what happened. So, like normal, I started splatoon. The squid sister's news was on. There was an update and it said the new stage is splatter stage and a new ranked battle is splattering. In splattering you have to splat all the enemy team. No time limit and when you get splated you won't respond for the rest of the battle. The mode for ranked battle is splattering and the stage for ranked battle is splatter stage. Just splatter stage. I went to go play splattering. When the battle started, I saw things that look a-lot like chargers on the top of the stage, but I soon ignored them and went on. I went to the middle and then an enemy got splated when it was just me and him and I didn't splat him. I thought someone was hiding and splated him. I went back to my base and the same thing happened, but this time someone on my team got splated. I super jumped to someone that was the most far from that spot but when I was in the air, I got splated! It said I got splated by splatter stage and the camera was set on the stage. Then some of the chargers at the top of the stage fell. I saw that the chargers splated only my team now. The battle was over, but instead of Judd telling me who won, the TV said Cat nap and our team did not throw fits, they all where red and yelled at my inkling and my inkling looked scared. I tried to quit the battle the TV said, No! You will not leave until you win! I turned my Wii u off and took a long brake from splatoon.
Authors note: I hope you like my story! I have one more story. It is called Inklings revenge. It's a splatoon story. Love, Splatoon sara.