"So, Sirius," said James Potter, "What's your favorite part of being a pirate?"
"I like the booty!" Answered Sirius Black happily.
They both giggled. Yes, giggled.
"Very mature, boys," Lily said sarcasticaly, standing up from her seat in the great hall. She was almost out of ear shot when she heard Sirius say:
"Arr. There be a fiesty mermaid."
She rounded on him glareing. "Sirius. Jay. Black." she said hands on her hips.
"Aww, relax Lils," Sirius said grinning, "I meant like a sexy one. You know, with the seashell bras?"
Lily still looked furious. "What he means to say," James said apologeticaly, "Is that that he meant the pretty muggle version, not like the ones in the lake"
Lilly rolled her eyes and left.
"Ack, Land Ho!" Sirius snickered as Bellatrix walked through his field of vision. James pushed his friend off the bench.
Short and sweet, I hope.