Yay! My first Guilty Gear fanfic (but not my very first fanfic in general) ^^"...
Anywhoo... This fic is about the Guilty Gear Theater, a theater that produces famous and
treasured plays.... Guilty Gear style!
I do not own Guilty Gear... because if I did, I would have several changes made... And I
am not affiliated with those owners in any which way shape or form...
Anyways... onto the story!
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It was a bright sunshiny day, and the entire Guilty Gear cast was stuck indoors at the
crazy behest of an unknown person...
"What?! They're gonna steal my porn collection if I don't show up?!" Johnny screamed
maniacly as he read the note over again...
"Don't worry Johnny, we're all in this together!" May cheerfully glomped Johnny while
wondering who was writing the threatening letters to get them all to show up at this strange
dilapidated theatre...
"You may all be wondering why you're here..." came a female voice from the large
stage with its moth-eaten curtain and wood floors with holes in it. "It is because I, April
the Great made you come!" With that, April grabbed a stray rope, and swooped down over the heads
of the many people waiting for her.
"Why did you..." May began.
"Shut up bitch!" cut in April. "You always get the good stuff happenning to you, so
now I take over!"
"So, what's exactly happenning here?" Millia's uncaring voice rang through the
theater.
"Yeah! Why the fuck did you drag me away from home so I could be stuck in a crappy
old room with this pansy?" Sol jerked a thumb towards Ky and bared his teeth.
"Hey! I'm..." Ky started to speak.
"Because it's better than that piece of crap box you call a house!" April shrieked,
starting to get angry. Ky smirked some at Sol's outraged expression. "I have little blackmail
things on all of you, and you must all do my bidding now! Yes, even you Ky... did you want
me to tell Sol about..."
"No! Don't!" Ky shouted in protest.
"Fine fine," April continued. "My project is going to be making our own theater! We're
going to put on plays and I will reap in all the cas... eerr... bask in the charitable donations
that the theater's fund are going to... yes that's it..."
"Why did you need to blackmail us then?" Millia asked, confused bout April's strange
and psychotic behavior, "we would have come on our own you know..."
"..." April had nothing to say to that. "Well... I just want you all here tomorrow
morning at 6am sharp! We're gonna put on a play tomorrow night! now leave!"
Everyone stared at her for a moment, and Sol was the first to say something, "Why
the hell would I get up that freaking early?!"
April merely smirked and replied, "Because I know something Ky doesn't know, and I'm
gonna tell him about it!"
"Oh! You wouldn't dar, bitch!"
"Oh no? Watch me!"
"Napalm Death!!!!" The firey blaze filled the room and April fell to the ground with
swirlies for eyes... @.@
"Now that that's overwith, I'm getting the hell outta here..." Sol picked up the Fire Seal
and made his way to the door, when suddenly...
"WAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! KURADOBERI JAM!!!!!!!!!!!" the scream came from Jam as the door
burst inwards and knocked Sol all the way back to the stage.
"Umm.... Jam?" Millia stared at her, raising a brow.
"Yeah?" Jam replied.
"Weren't you here in the beginning with the rest of us?"
"Yes.... but I had to go find another means of getting money, since I went to go check on
my restaurant and the second I got there it randomly imploded for no apparent reason, like it always does.
And thus, I will direct this play tomorrow in place of April!"
Sol got up groaning from the stage and shouted, "Like hell you are!" He charged Jam, but he
was no match for the awesome powers of Jammy goodness!!!! Jam hit him with a Ki-ball and then kicked his ass
all the way up to the rafters!
"Any other objections?" Jam asked. Everyone shuffled out quietly, quite fraked out about
Jam's border-line psychoticness. Jam ran over, and attatched herself to Ky's arm with a death-grip and
walked out the door. She smiled at Sol hanging up in the rafters and giggled at his anger, before snuggling
closer to Ky...
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Okay... that was a little odd... and as you can see, I love Jam! XD Jam rules all!!! And yesh, I believe that
Jam shall kick Sol's ass everyday!.... I'm also a huge JamxKy supporter, amongst other things... and I know this
begninning part sucked a little, but when the play starts it's gonna rock!!!!! Yay! XD
Anywhoo... This fic is about the Guilty Gear Theater, a theater that produces famous and
treasured plays.... Guilty Gear style!
I do not own Guilty Gear... because if I did, I would have several changes made... And I
am not affiliated with those owners in any which way shape or form...
Anyways... onto the story!
~~**~~**~~**~~**~~**~~**~~**~~**~~
It was a bright sunshiny day, and the entire Guilty Gear cast was stuck indoors at the
crazy behest of an unknown person...
"What?! They're gonna steal my porn collection if I don't show up?!" Johnny screamed
maniacly as he read the note over again...
"Don't worry Johnny, we're all in this together!" May cheerfully glomped Johnny while
wondering who was writing the threatening letters to get them all to show up at this strange
dilapidated theatre...
"You may all be wondering why you're here..." came a female voice from the large
stage with its moth-eaten curtain and wood floors with holes in it. "It is because I, April
the Great made you come!" With that, April grabbed a stray rope, and swooped down over the heads
of the many people waiting for her.
"Why did you..." May began.
"Shut up bitch!" cut in April. "You always get the good stuff happenning to you, so
now I take over!"
"So, what's exactly happenning here?" Millia's uncaring voice rang through the
theater.
"Yeah! Why the fuck did you drag me away from home so I could be stuck in a crappy
old room with this pansy?" Sol jerked a thumb towards Ky and bared his teeth.
"Hey! I'm..." Ky started to speak.
"Because it's better than that piece of crap box you call a house!" April shrieked,
starting to get angry. Ky smirked some at Sol's outraged expression. "I have little blackmail
things on all of you, and you must all do my bidding now! Yes, even you Ky... did you want
me to tell Sol about..."
"No! Don't!" Ky shouted in protest.
"Fine fine," April continued. "My project is going to be making our own theater! We're
going to put on plays and I will reap in all the cas... eerr... bask in the charitable donations
that the theater's fund are going to... yes that's it..."
"Why did you need to blackmail us then?" Millia asked, confused bout April's strange
and psychotic behavior, "we would have come on our own you know..."
"..." April had nothing to say to that. "Well... I just want you all here tomorrow
morning at 6am sharp! We're gonna put on a play tomorrow night! now leave!"
Everyone stared at her for a moment, and Sol was the first to say something, "Why
the hell would I get up that freaking early?!"
April merely smirked and replied, "Because I know something Ky doesn't know, and I'm
gonna tell him about it!"
"Oh! You wouldn't dar, bitch!"
"Oh no? Watch me!"
"Napalm Death!!!!" The firey blaze filled the room and April fell to the ground with
swirlies for eyes... @.@
"Now that that's overwith, I'm getting the hell outta here..." Sol picked up the Fire Seal
and made his way to the door, when suddenly...
"WAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! KURADOBERI JAM!!!!!!!!!!!" the scream came from Jam as the door
burst inwards and knocked Sol all the way back to the stage.
"Umm.... Jam?" Millia stared at her, raising a brow.
"Yeah?" Jam replied.
"Weren't you here in the beginning with the rest of us?"
"Yes.... but I had to go find another means of getting money, since I went to go check on
my restaurant and the second I got there it randomly imploded for no apparent reason, like it always does.
And thus, I will direct this play tomorrow in place of April!"
Sol got up groaning from the stage and shouted, "Like hell you are!" He charged Jam, but he
was no match for the awesome powers of Jammy goodness!!!! Jam hit him with a Ki-ball and then kicked his ass
all the way up to the rafters!
"Any other objections?" Jam asked. Everyone shuffled out quietly, quite fraked out about
Jam's border-line psychoticness. Jam ran over, and attatched herself to Ky's arm with a death-grip and
walked out the door. She smiled at Sol hanging up in the rafters and giggled at his anger, before snuggling
closer to Ky...
~~**~~**~~**~~**~~**~~**~~**~~**~~
Okay... that was a little odd... and as you can see, I love Jam! XD Jam rules all!!! And yesh, I believe that
Jam shall kick Sol's ass everyday!.... I'm also a huge JamxKy supporter, amongst other things... and I know this
begninning part sucked a little, but when the play starts it's gonna rock!!!!! Yay! XD