Don't Own Rwby, Monster Hunter, Or The Gamer Ability, Only The Oc

'thought'

"Speech"

"Tvs, Radios, and Text via book or newspaper... when those are around..."

Gamer Ability Notifications

(Mid Chapter Authors Notes)

'Hm? W-where am I?!'

'e-everything is black!'

"H-Hello?!" I shout out into the inky black darkness.

*Ping*

Greetings Gamer! I am your special ability, 'The Gamer'!

To continue with the tutorial... Press, Think, or Say 'Next'

'wh-what?! What's going on?! Why don't I remember anything about myself?!'

Your memories have been dubbed 'unimportant', so they have been erased! You will be given a brief cache of knowledge once you get into the world about what sort of world you are in and the sort of abilities you have, however to ease this tutorial along, I am now granting you the knowledge of 'Games' and the term 'Rpgs'.

To continue with the tutorial... Press, Think, or Say 'Next'

"oh my god... this is really happening... isn't it..."

"…"

I let out a sigh with my current non-existent body. "Next."

As you know, Games have many ways of calculating the progression of your character, however in this situation, we are using a classic variation of normal Rpgs.

Think 'Status' to continue the tutorial.

'I'm dead inside... Status'

Name: Mimic
Title: ?
Race: ?
Level 1: 0.0%

105/105 Hp
0/0 Ap
105/105 Mp

HPR: 1 Every 60 Seconds
APR: 0 Every 30 Seconds
MPR: 1 Every 60 Seconds

Stats:

Strength: 1
Dexterity: 1
Vitality: 1
Inteligence: 1
Wisdom: 1
Luck: 1

Points: 54

Let's take it from top to bottom!

Your name is Mimic, this had been randomly generated based on several characteristics that you may or may not have during your life.

Your title and race are currently a secret, gotta keep up that suspense for spawning c;

Your level increases when you brutally kill things in your way!

Hp/Ap/Mp is calculated as: 100 per level, and 5 per point of Vitality/Int, then any other modifiers you might get.

'what the hell does "Ap" even stand for? Action Points?'

Your Regenerations start out at 1% of your total energy/health every regen, and they can be upgraded through various ways, Mpr gets an additional 1% every 20 Wisdom you gain while Hpr has a chance of getting increased by an amount every 50 Vit.

You can now increase your base stats, keep in mind that you only get 5 every 5 levels, so spend them wisely!

Now I will talk about each Stat,

Strength determines Feats of Strength (Anything from leaping across chasms to picking up large rocks) and Melee Damage

Dexterity determines your speed, flexibility, attack speed, and reaction speeds

Vitality, as said above, focuses on your Hp and Ap.

Intelligence focuses on magical damage and maximum Mp, but it also just affects your smarts in general

Wisdom makes you wiser and increases your Mpr

And finally luck factors in pure chance, allowing you to get better monster drops, avoid combat if you want, and even take a shot at good ol murphy's law without it biting you in the ass!

'fine... ill play this game then...'

Stats:

Strength: 5
Dexterity: 20
Vitality: 5
Inteligence: 10
Wisdom: 10
Luck: 10

The next part of the tutorial is Skills, they come in 3 real types, 1: Passive, these are the skills that are active at all times, 2: Active, these are the skills that you have to consciously activate, most of the time they cost Mp, and finally the 3rd,Crafting, crafting allows you to creat items out of materials in the world that you may find, from spears to giant mechs, the several crafting skills have you covered!

You currently have only 2 skills, 1 passive, and 1 active, however the Active, like your race and title, is being kept a secret!

Passive:

Gamer's Body: (Passive) (Level MAX) sleeping in a bed restores HP, MP, and removes all Status Effects, please note, this isn't your TRADITIONAL gamer's body... you still feel pain, bleed, and can be disARMed... pun fully intended... but your arms will grow back, or re-attach if you manage to pick it up and place it back on the wound, when you regenerate hp.

'that's kind of neat... so I am basically an immortal juggernaut as long as my Hp doesn't run out... right?'

Correct.

You have an inventory as well, but why don't we let you sort that out once you get in the world, alright?

Beginning entrance protocol 100%

Crossing Over 100%

Awakening Character 100%

'owwww my fuggin heaaad'

'Remnant... a world with tons of these strange beast creatures that turn to smoke on contact with die... seems like a stupid comic book...'

I sit up. 'and what of this... monster... hunter? So is whatever god that put me here just replacing the grimm with all those monsters? That sounds like a stupid idea...'

I take a step and I realize something. 'I am REALLY short...'

I touch my forehead with my strangely fluffy paw.

"…"

"MROW?!"

'holy shit! I'm a fucking CAT?! NANI?! WHAT?! EXCUSE ME?!'

I look down at my pawed hands, and yes, they are actually FUCKING HANDS stubby fingers/thumbs and all!

'what the actual HELL am I going to do in this horrid world as a palico?!

I quickly run on my hind legs over to a small pond and stare down into it.

Staring back is a short anthropomorphic black cat with a white mouth an paws and yellow eyes, he is wearing a large newsboy's cap that is made out of some strange white fur and a brown tunic with several pockets.

(A/N: Felyne Lumu Hat and the starter cat leather armor)

I see a handle on its back which I reach for, revealing a strange bladed shovel that looks like it is made out of a large acorn.

'OF FUCKING COURSE! PUT ME IN A WORLD WITH LOADS OF HOT GIRLS AS A MOTHERFUCKING CAT! There go all my dreams of romance... and company... and actually being able to speak the human/faunus language...'

'shit.'

I let out a cat like sigh and turn around and walk into the forest. 'fuck I don't even know where I AM!'

I look at a tree. 'huh... actually...'

I climb the tree and look around.

'Forest... forest... more forest... a large ass tree... mountain.'

'hmmmmm, I should probably go to that large tree... something might be over there.'

And so I walked.

And walked.

And walked.

Got tired of walking and took a small break.

Then walked some more.

I collapse onto my han- paws and knees as I look up at the large tree, panting heavily.

'Would the world even accept me? Why am I even looking for a town?!'

'they would probably just try to capture me and research me... if the Faunus are in what's basically slave labor camps... what about me?'

'…'

'fuck those guys! I'm just going to live in this tree and grind my everything so I can become a GOD!'

I get up and crawl into the roots, finding an open pocket that allows me to stand, stretch, and lay down after I dug up some of the ground.

'ill show all those bastards what I can do- wait... didn't the system say I had an active skill?'

Active:

Mimicry (Active) (Level 1: 0.0%) Mp Cost: Dependent
Allows you to transform into the many monsters of the Monster Hunter world, your current transformation list is fairly small, but as your character level increases, you can unlock more and more monsters.

Transformation List:

Weakest:

Velociprey: 100 Mp Per Minute.
A small theropod dinosaur-like-creature that normally hunts in packs.
(+5 Str +5 Dex)

Genprey: 200 Mp Per Minute
Another small theropod dinosaur-like-creature that hunts in packs, however this one has a shocking bite that has a chance to stun prey.
(+3 Str +9 Dex)

Maccao: 150 Mp Per Minute
A creature known for leaping, this monster has great legs that allow it to leap great distances, even the weaker variants (This) can leap 10 feet up in the air and about 20 feet horizontally.
(+8 Str +3 Dex)

Bullfango: 100 Mp Per Minute
A large boar that has dangerous tusks and can run quickly, it isn't that fast, but it is known to be extremely agressive.
(+10 Vit, Gain 5 Damage Reduction)

Bnahabra: 300 Mp Per Minute
A huge (Considering the size of a normal wasp) insect that can fly, shoot corrosive acid, and has a poisonous sting
(+10 Dex, Flight, Corrosive Spray Attack and Sting)

Konchu: 200 Mp Per Minute
A large pill-bug like monster that has tough armor and sharp mandibles.
(+10 Vit, Gain 15 Damage Reduction)

'I think I'll be sticking to the form that has THUMBS for a while, thanks...'

The tree thumps, and I scurry towards my door... to see a massive black-and-masked bear head covering the entire thing.

"…"

'I'm going to fucking die... aren't I?'

It sniffs at me twice and then leaves.

'I'm sorry, what?'

'did that little shit just ignore me?!'

"…"

'OF COURSE! I am an animal! Grimm don't even CARE about animals!'

"NYAHAHAHAHAH" I cackle pausing instantly after I do.

'was that my fucking LAUGH?! It sounds so friggin cute... but I will make it so people will learn to FEAR IT!'

It has been about 3 days since I was placed in this hellish world, I found a nearby stream and managed to find a couple berry bushes around and thankfully the god-awful system granted me basic knowledge on how to survive...

And sadly, I have fallen slightly into insanity.

"NYAHAHAHAH!" I cackle.

'Members of the council! I present to you... POINTY STICK!'

I raise a stick with a sharpened end before a couple rocks with faces drawn on them.

The one to the far-left falls slightly.

'Good question Jerimiah! What does it do?'

'ILL TELL YOU WHAT IT DOES! STABS THINGS!'

A creep finds itself hung upside down as it steps into a snare.

'AH! A VOLINTIER!'

I repeatedly poke the Grimm with the stick as it thrashes around in the snare, eventually turning it to dust as it's precious, precious exp is added to my own pool.

You have gained 25 Lien and 1 Creep Leather

'AH! And now I have enough to finish that bed I was working on!'

'status'

Name: Mimic
Title: The Monstrous Gamer
Race: Palico
Level 3: 50.0%

325/325 Hp
0/0 Ap
350/350 Mp

HPR: 3.2 Every 60 Seconds
APR: 0 Every 30 Seconds
MPR: 3.5 Every 60 Seconds

Stats:

Strength: 5
Dexterity: 20
Vitality: 5
Inteligence: 10
Wisdom: 10
Luck: 10

Points: 0

I sigh. 'not much has changed... has it?'

I crawl back into the roots of "big motha' fuckin' tree" and curl up on the spall circle of leather, leaves, grass, and soft moss.

'soooo much more comfortable'

I quickly hop up. 'No time for rest! I have other things to do today!'

I stand in front of the several rocks again and nod. 'gentlemen... and Janet. It has come to my attention that I might have contracted forest madness... so I must adventure out into the wide world and find myself through a fabulous adventure.'

I look down. 'don't cry for me, Jerimiah... I will never forget any of you.'

I walk over to one of the rocks and pat its 'head'. 'goodbye Chris... you were always my favorite.'

I quickly run back inside and pack my things.

'I am sorry, but I must go! The world needs me!'

One of the rocks shift slightly as it loses balance and nearly falls.

'I am sorry, old friends...'

I walk south, the direction that I saw lights in the middle of the night.

I shift into a Maccao and use its strong legs to quickly carry me into the distance.

I pause my jumping as I hear a sound.

"h-lp"

I tilt my head in the direction it came from.

"Help!"

'super dino cat plan is a go!'

I leap through the trees quickly closing in on the sound of running.

I see a couple of creeps chasing a smol humanoid female with black hair.

I leap out of the tree towards one of the creeps, dropping my monstrous transformation and letting out a horrifying war cry as I pull two wooden spears out of my inventory.

"NYAHAHAHAHAH!"

The two spears plunge into the back of the first creep, causing it to trip and fall under the added pain and weight. (Critical Hit *2 Damage)

I violently twist the spears, tugging both of them out of the rapidly decaying Grimm before tossing one into the shoulder of a second.

Creep Level 1 x2
100/100 Hp
0/0 Mp

Str 10
Dex 10
Vit 10
Int 1
Wis 1
Luc 1

Creep Level 1 x1
85/100 Hp
0/0 Mp

One of the other creeps turn just in time to catch the side of a spear slamming into its head, snapping its head to the left as I reach down to my hip and pull out a black spike which I grab in a reverse grip and slam into its back repeatedly, leaping over its body and slinging my remaining spear into its neck which causes it to slump to the ground.

"MROW" I growl as draw my bladed shovel.

The two remaining grimm slowly circle me, finally noticing me as a threat, the one with the spear in its shoulder having a noticeable limp.

I leap at the wounded one, slamming the flat side of my shovel into the end of the spear, shoving it deeper.

"NYAHAHAHAH!" I cackle, swinging the blade behind me where it catches the throat of the second, carving a large gash in it as it is knocked back. (Vital Hit *1.5 Damage)

I grip the handle with both hands and leap into the air, plunging the tip of the shovel between the shoulder blades of the original grimm.

"Neheheh." I grin as I twist the shovel, causing a spurt of smoke to spew out of its back.

The other grimm leaps at me, getting a sharp spike to the lower jaw that I use to pull it over me entirely, where it crumples to the floor and slowly gets back to its feet.

I rip the spear out of the creep below me and toss it into the back of the other one, causing it to stumble once more.

"Mrow ma mou mrinmeowru" I slide to a halt behind it, my bladed shovel extended out beside me.

"Grr?!" The creep fucking DETONATES in a poorly edited greenscreen explosion.

I dash back into the forest, continuing back on my way.

'did a good deed~'

You Have Leveled Up.

You have gained 125 Lien, 2 Creep Leather, and 2 Creep Claws.

'you know... I should go to the desert... vacuo was it? I hear diablos is a good creature to be at all times.'

I shift into a Bnahabra and fly into the air, gaining a nice view of the surrounding area.

'ah... small town... some random forests... and an ocean- SAND! OCEANS HAVE SAND!'

I land, turning back to my palico form, and practically sprint towards the ocean.

'MEAT! OCEANS HAVE FRIGGIN MEAT!'

I stop my sprint abruptly with one leg in the air in front of me. 'am I really about to spend my life stealing coolers n shit from humans and faunus...'

I take another step and continue my run. 'hell yes.'

I sit about 5 feet under the sand with my new form... a fish... but not just your average everyday fish, A DELEX!

They are basically sand fish that function like those worms from the movie tremors in the way they can hear anything in contact with the ground.

And above is my prey... a large cooler filled with ice and what I can assume are drinks!

I quickly swim upwards, where I slow down once I near the cooler, I reach the bottom of it and stare blankly at a towel.

'…'

I open my inventory and absorb both objects, before IMMIDEATLY making a 180 and swimming straight down, ignoring the blatant cries of "WHAT THE SHIT?!" And "MY FUCKING COOLER!"

'ehehe'

I quickly swim over to my prepared base of operations, it is just a hole in a rock wall about 10 feet under the sand, it goes up into an open mini cave, that's about 5 feet long and 4 feet tall, I fixed the issue of breathable air by burrowing upwards with one of my other transformations and creating an air shaft that pokes out of the rock face about 10 feet above the sandy beach below, the opening carved in such a way that it catches the nice breeze that flows off the ocean and flows into the tunnel.

'well well well~' I mentally hum as I shift back into my original state.

I summon the cooler from my inventory and gawk at its size. 'I hit the jackpot!'

The cooler is about 3 feet long, 1 and ¼ feet wide, and has a height of about 1 and ½ feet.

I open the hinged lid gazing inside to look upon my newly plundered goods.

First off, food, they packed like 3 bags of jerky, a couple granola bars, and several sandwiches wrapped in plastic wrap and put in zip-lock bags.

Then to drinks, bottles of water, I have about 7 of them now, then for my favorites, sugary drinks and caffeinated sodas! 3 Mountain Doodle, 2 Pepse, 2 CoCo Kola, a 6 pack of booze with 3 missing, and finally 3 orange soda.

'YES!'

I grab a sandwich. 'YEEEES HAM!'

I rip off the plastic wrap and take a nice big bite of the sandwich. 'sooo goood!'

I sit down on a small padded square and lean against a large rock placed behind it.

A sea shell skips down the angled air shaft

"YEAH!" A muffled voice exclaims. "I got it!"

"Bet you schmucks couldn't do it!" The cocky boy laughs.

I smile slightly, my right eyebrow twitching menacingly.

'TWO KIDS GONNA DIE TONIGHT!'

I shift into another form I have recently unlocked, a large lizard that has huge fangs like a saber tooth tiger, its legs and its tail a pale white while the head, and torso are a deep green color.

A Girros!

I let out an annoyed hiss as I reach the top of the tunnel, a small seashell bouncing off my leathery skin.

"D-Do you hear that?" A boy whispers.

I allow my body to slightly hang from the entrance as I dig my claws into the rock surrounding the cave and give them a giant hiss.

"AAAHHHHH" four boys scream in terror and run away.

'damn kids on my property...'

I return to my burrow and my ham sandwich, shifting back into 'Palico Mode' and sit down in my makeshift chair.

I let out a sigh. 'at least I have you sandwich-chan.'

So, do you like it? Should I continue? Lemme know your thoughts.

Until (maybe) Next time~